Last Minute Gift?

[Large]

http://store.carbonfibergear.com/carbon-fiber-toilet-seat#

[Nudie]

Are they engineered to support fat cunts like me? Or just "bling"?
There's nothing NOTHING worse than getting parts of yourself caught in a crack in the plastic of a regular seat. You know, sit down, crack opens up, stand up and crack closes around innocent tender bit. Last thing your flight reflex will do is let you sit back down!!

[RevHead]

gunna leave that 1 alone russ ,bahahahahahha

[scotty]

yeh all right if u need to buy me something that will do.

[rock hard]

"its in the mail". scotty