View Full Version : Love Religion
Weaselman
08-12-2010, 03:46 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101122152218AA8kqdG
chopiesel
08-12-2010, 05:18 PM
fucking hell
Redmohawk
08-12-2010, 06:19 PM
Nope but bring her around here hahaha
336LJ
09-12-2010, 12:18 AM
fuck religion is retarded - and adults with imaginary friends need to wake up to themselves
Jockney Rebel
09-12-2010, 02:13 AM
..as usual guilt 101
Fight_fan
09-12-2010, 06:39 AM
"Do you really think that the almighty being that created the universe cares if you touch a little titty?"
LMAO
JackTar
09-12-2010, 08:56 AM
Jesus wears a cape
http://jesuschristscoolblog.blogspot.com/2007/05/today-im-wearing-cape.html
BossMan
09-12-2010, 12:33 PM
full body condom lol
kev@vcm
09-12-2010, 01:47 PM
weaselman you have to much time on your hands my good freind LMFAO
LOL Kev, he was probably surfing for boobies again... then again who can blame him, everyone loves boobies!
Weaselman
09-12-2010, 02:18 PM
well seeing as those poor mormon girlies cant get no love why cant we step in
JackTar
09-12-2010, 11:09 PM
Because you're a ranga/one of god's mistakes.
Jockney Rebel
10-12-2010, 12:07 AM
all them god botherers need a good shagging anyway
336LJ
10-12-2010, 01:35 AM
what i wished to be single the day I was about to tell some random door knocker to fuck off (night shift + :AM =:() - only to be met by 2 jehovas witness's in the form of disgustingly attractive early 20yo girls in what appeared to be churchy/business attire. (to this day I have never been as WOW'd, fucking incredible)
when she asked "would you like to talk about god" I just wanted to say "no but I can cut the bullshit and give you a taste of heaven"...then whip out my cock, assuming either they are disgusted and leave, or take you up on the offer, (its WIN/WIN)..
ahh. but... as quick as I thought of it,
YANK - missus whips the ball and chain... door closes.. "no thanks"
*internal fuuuuuuuuck noooooo*
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