Post Whoreism

[Chase]

Alright ppls time to find out who has had more pricks than a second hand dart board..

I looked at my average posts on our beloved ASF forum, and having been a member for over 2 years I'm still in the lame ass "Weekend Warrior" class - with many newer members having much more respectable numbers.

So who has the highest daily average post?

What qualifies as a Post Whore?
0-0.5 post per day = Tease
0.5-2 post per day = Oral Only
2-4 posts per day = Ok, but only if you remember my name
4-6 posts per day = Whore
6+ posts per day = Put it where you want and invite your mates over!

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[xa-mont]

i'm a whore... hey, there's another post to add to it :P

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[Fight_fan]

3.8 Not quite a whore, but got sum mad skillz all the same! lol

[Chase]

Gotta do better than that Richy old boy... you've not even cracked the 4's.

[chopiesel]

i read all new posts every day...but dont post much

[Chase]

quote:Originally posted by chopiesel

i read all new posts every day...but dont post much
forgot about the voyeur group..

[chopiesel]

Gitzy = 9.63 posts per day OMG!

[rock hard]

Gitzy IS" THE" POST WHORE..........and Kelly is Hot....

[JackTar]

Gitzy by far, ervhead would have to be a close second. Lucas used to be a massive post whore but now he is gay and Weazel won a trophy for it but he is now riding a HD so he is even gayer than Lucas.

[DiscoDan]

Fuck, I'm only on 0.85 per day. Piss weak effort. Must be those old school values that if you don't have anything worthwhile to say....

[DiscoDan]

Bugger, now it's 0.86

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by DiscoDan

Bugger, now it's 0.86


Yeah that was worthwhile, how oldskool of you.

[DiscoDan]

shit fuck, 0.87. This is going to take while. Looks like I'm learning about this whoring game

[latheboy]

quote:Originally posted by DiscoDan

Fuck, I'm only on 0.85 per day. Piss weak effort. Must be those old school values that if you don't have anything worthwhile to say....


1.86 ... I don't have any values...

[Gitzy]

I may be a tad whoreish me thinks..

9.63 posts per day.. [:0]

but I am technically a nooob with just over a year under my belt and don't know much about this Streetfighter stuff you all seem to like [:o)]..

I hope I'm not on the verge of annoying guys and gals.. [8)]

Although I sometimes wish I was more important like Jacktar and Large so I didn't have to wait 60 secs between posting pics.. but I am a mere peasant.. ;)

PS.. Cheers Moz

[Rocket]

1.2 per day. I only post meaningful and carefully considered words.
Not like youse cunts.

[Elapid]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

Gitzy by far, ervhead would have to be a close second. Lucas used to be a massive post whore but now he is gay and Weazel won a trophy for it but he is now riding a HD so he is even gayer than Lucas.


Shit, that's fucking gay JackTar

[Iceman]

2.5 for me

[nick76]

Gotta admit tho,alot of Gitzy's post whoring is replying to people looking for answers/pics/info on this site that they cant find,so alot of it is helpful.

Just ask for a pic of any bike/tail unit/headlight combo,and i reckon he'll reply,with exactly what you're looking for,so you'll know whether it'll look good or not,before you part with your hard earned cash!!

Im at 1.7

[Elapid]

Gitzy, after a piccie of an 81 Katana arsed, Dominator headlighted Ducati 851 Old mate[B)]

[nick76]

Give him some time.....

He's got 25TB of pics to go thru.....

[Swordsy]

quote:Originally posted by nick76

Give him some time.....

He's got 25TB of pics to go thru.....


and thats just in the Suzuki folder...;)

[Gitzy]

quote:Originally posted by Elapid

Gitzy, after a piccie of an 81 Katana arsed, Dominator headlighted Ducati 851 Old mate[B)]


Damn.. now that would stump me.. Half faired stunt bikes almost got me the other day.. :(


quote:Originally posted by nick76

Give him some time.....

He's got 25TB of pics to go thru.....


Lol not quite just did a count..
5.64GB
20799 Bike Pics 11872 of them are fighters..


Not much really, thought I had more... [^]

[Tone]

Fuck I laughed at my effort...after more than 5 years I haven't hit a 1000 posts.
In fact about 0.46 posts a day over that time.
Read a lot though ;).

[Weaselman]

Ive got a fuckin trophy for my post whoring fuckers

[BANDITROD]

and now you ride a harley so it doesnt count lol

[Weaselman]

Dont care I still got a trophy...

[BANDITROD]

lol

[RevHead]

2nd whore is here lol 7.06;)

[Shadowzone]

I'm at 1.05.

Barely worth mentioning compared to Gitzy.

Even if he did post the majority of the bike pics on here.

Which would no doubt account for his massive count.

Then again maybe he is just a slut...

[rod185651]

quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

and now you ride a harley so it doesnt count lol


LOL Well said [8D]

[NoZ]

if you lot are post whores - Gitzy is the Madam

[chopiesel]

gitzy much

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289363993.jpg

[Gitzy]

^^^ Lol.. If I could I would.. My fabshop computer is permanently on ASF and so is my home pc.. so I'm permanently checking it all day.. I think me needs a life.. :D

[RevHead]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^its ok gitzy ,i got a short cut on my main page straight into asf ,

[pappas]

0.65 posts per day since March 08. Meh!

[xa-mont]

I check the active topics about 50 times a day... at least. It is in my "regulars" group of bookmarks that i open everytime i am bored at my computer... which is most of the time that i'm not at a clients.

[Shadowzone]

I'm lying round the house sucking it up on compo till the cunts get me the op I need so I have nothing better to do than surf ASF and the web.

So my post count will no doubt rise rapidly again as it did last time I was laid up.

the plus is I get to look at porn bikes all day and still get paid for it. What more could a bloke ask for? (Well maybe a properly working leg might be nice but we can't have everything can we???)

[xa-mont]

You will get back to work and then need some more time off to rest your arm after all that time off ;)

[StuNVA]

mmmmmmmm whore.

http://media01.biertijd.com/galleries/errotica/101108_perla_2/08.jpg

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=23966

[BossMan]

i dont even rate as a tease

[Fight_fan]

quote:Originally posted by BossMan

i dont even rate as a tease


Maybe if u put out more???

[Tony Nitrous]

1.78 / day.

I just realised how many I have !!

...but I justified it in my mind by looking at the members joined
list and convincing myself there's only Si, Gibbo and a few other
who post who still post that were here before me.

Over 6 year's back SpondonAsh pointed me at here.

[_M_]

0.26 per day

since 07

hangs head in shame

[K6Thou]

.74 per day since september 2010.

Could it be that I post three quarters of a post a day ?:D

[Gsxar]

.55 per day

Joined Jan 05 definatly not a post whore[:p]:D

[Redmohawk]

3.79 will have to make more effort lol

[Gsxar]

aawww it's my 6 year ASF anniversary next week :D

[Yella]

Member Since: 22 Dec 2006
Total Posts: 104
[0.07 posts per day]
And all shit that probably didn't need to be posted but I do read a lot :)