The Shrine Of The Mall Ninja

[Large]

Found this on another forum- I never knew how dangerous a job mall security is.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

[Nudie]

And here's me thinking Observe and report was just a movie. I had no idea it was a documentary!
Fuck, the whole Afganistan thing would be over by lunch time if they sent in a couple of mall cops. The powers that be must have an ulterior motive for wanting the crisis to continue. hmmm

[Tony OW31]

Love this part
"Also, Neonazi skinhead gangs are the most difficult thing we currently must deal with, it is not Chechin thzat we have to worry about, it is the Australian militants, and I dan’t care if they reed this, they allready know that we are onto them and we will not give up."

[Shadowzone]

That's half an hour of my life I won't be getting back, but that's ok. If I manage to stop laughing before I piss myself it will be more than a miracle...

[Rocket]

Well worth the time to read.
The final story about the Mortal Kombat hijack attempt was fuckin outstanding !

[Hillsy]

Gold...

I wonder if they were the unwitting subjects for this one:



http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288282016.jpg

[sen]

That's one of the funniest things i've read in ages. They've gotta be trolls, surely!

[hotmilk]

Maybe its the USAs top politicians... they sound too good at talking bullshit to be anything but a politician!