The ASF T-shirt slogan/design Competition returns

[Gix11]

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THE STORY
Ok, I thought I'd give it a go again as it has been over 3 years since the last one. Most of the long term members will remember it well, but to all you new guys, here's the story.....


When we first started doing the ASF shirts back in the day we had 2 designs: "G'day Officer - Put it on my tab" & "Let the madness begin". After these went down so well (and after nearly everybody had one) we realised we needed some more to add to the range but my brain was as dead as normal so we came up with an idea: Let the member's choose!

So with this premise we opened up a topic for everyone to think of a new slogan and after an allotted time we would pick the 5 best entries and put them up to vote on. The slogan with the most votes got printed, and the member who came up with it got that warm feeling of knowing his idea was imortalised in an ASF shirt that would be worn all over the world! You may be familiar with Turbokat's winning slogan "I'm not racist, I'll race anyone" and Gibbo's winning slogan "Satan is my bitch".


THE COMPETITION
Anyway, after a lot of requests I've decided we'd give it another go, except this time I'm open to slogans AND any artwork designs if you're a bit handy in that department (remembering it will be on the back of a shirt with the standard ASF logo on the front).

If we can get 5 good slogans/designs we will put them up for a vote and the winner will get his shirt design printed.


So give it your BEST shot and we'll give it a while to see what we come up with!



I will announce a cut off date as soon as I see the level and quantity of entries.....


...and I will put it here &gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;


This could be good!






THE UGLY
If we end up with a lot of junk and nothing that will warrant a decent shirt at the end we will pull the pin on the idea, so lets see if we can keep it alive!

[Large]

"I've Seen JUDGE Blow Up Twice!!!"


/thread

[Iceman]

Internet hero

[BANDITROD]

1. so many pedestrians not enough horsepower
2. i do all my own stunts
3. dont make me pull this thing over

[Large]

"I drink Tomato Ketchup

But not that nasty mild salsa shit"

[Large]

"I post confusing threads"

[Large]

"Looks Like A Cat Having A Shit"

[Large]

"I Got My Tools Taken Away"

[Large]

"Dont Fuck With Me I Have A Notice Of Intent"

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by Large

"I drink Tomato Ketchup

But not that nasty mild salsa shit"
smartarse ;)

[Large]

"MY DAD IS KEN BLOCK"

[Cruisecontrol]

My last effort when there was a suggestion for a slogan for an AFR shirt? If I remember correctly:

"May contain traces of Nuts"

[sharky]

The T-shirt maketh not the man

[suxukifreak]

<center>MY HARDWARE
IS FASTER THAN
YOUR TUPPERWARE</center>

[Cruisecontrol]

"Polishing is for knobs"

[BANDITROD]

i'd rather polish my knob

[Iceman]

Your mum thinks I'm hot

[BANDITROD]

its the eighties and i'm down with the ladies

[timbo]

Plastic is for girls

[hyofighter]

dammit timbo i was just about to say "tupperware is for girls"

[suxukifreak]

<center>STREETFIGHTER...
NO,NOT THE GAME
YOU RETARD!!</center>

[BANDITROD]

good one des

[MrsGitzy]

I Like "Get Titzy with Mrs Gitzy" but Gitzy won't write it down. So I have to come and tell you all.

Yknow, cause I get my tits out all the time ;)

[fimpBIKES]

"yes, its a buell"

[chopiesel]

my other bike is just as crap

yes i stole it

you + me = sexytime

I can type 1 handed

T-Shirt much?

streetfighterizzle fo shizzle

[oldskool]

THE MOTORCYCLE APOCALYPSE
MUTATE AND SURVIVE !

[suxukifreak]

<center>KEEP WATCHING...
I MIGHT DO A TRICK</center>

[Large]

"I saw weasel riding a harley"

[Large]

"Jacktar fucked Gilard"

[Shadowzone]

"Real Men Ride Naked"

"This shirt is crap & I Blame Jacktar"

"He who dies with the most toys is nevertheless dead..."

"Streetfighter Recipe: just add horsepower and subtract the tupperware"

"Fool Injected"

[sickboy]

EARTH...
SKY...
AMBULANCE...

[Hillsy]

You crash 'em....we fighter 'em.....

[El_Hefty]

'insert wity slogan here'

[El_Hefty]

your mother likes to ride 2 up
or
your mother rides 2 up

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

Stolen from Timbo....."MY SHIT'S ALL FUCKED UP"

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

"ASF, MADE IN AUSTRALIA"

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

"EVEN GOD BLAMES JACKTAR"

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

"JACKTAR STOLE MY BABY"

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

"CHOP IT UP N PAINT IT BLACK"

[pappas]

CHUCK NORRIS RIDES A STREETFIGHTER

[Yamie]

I DON'T NEED TWO WHEELS I'LL DO IT ALL ON ONE

[Tony Nitrous]

quote:Originally posted by sickboy

EARTH...
SKY...
AMBULANCE...


UK's Performance Bike Magazine,

"...and then it went...
EARTH
SKY
EARTH
SKY
AMBULANCE!"

[suxukifreak]

<center>YOU BE THE JUDGE....
THE OTHER ONE
KEEPS BLOWIN UP.</center>


Sorry Ben ;)

[Tony Nitrous]

Phastasfuk

[El_Hefty]

'dont judge me by the company i keep'

[Yamie]

G'DAY OFFICER IT WASN'T ME

[El_Hefty]

plastic is only good for takeaway

[Swordsy]

<center>WATCH THIS...</center>

[Tony Nitrous]

ASF
The people your mother
warned you about.

[Tony Nitrous]

ASF
Going hard
down under.

[Tony Nitrous]

ASF
The Black sheep of
Australian
motorcycling.

[Tony Nitrous]

Dingo's stole
my tupperware !

or

Dingo's stole
my fairing !

[suxukifreak]

<center>THIS T-SHIRT
LOOKS HOT ON
YOUR WIFE.</center>

[Iceman]

I had a streetfighter before it was mainstream

[Tony Nitrous]

The public road is
not a race track
READY
STEADY
GO !

[Iceman]

Streetfighter pilot

[Tony Nitrous]

"Hold my beer
and watch this!"

[Chunk]

YOU CAN TELL THE MEN FROM
THE BOYZ BY THE PRICE OF THERE TOYZ.

[suxukifreak]

<center>MY STREETFIGHTER
AND YOUR SISTER
BOTH LOOK DIRTY NAKED</center>

[BANDITROD]

my MUM says im cool

[rod185651]

<center>ASF</center>
<center>From ZERO to internet HERO </center>

[rod185651]

<center>More Bling than a Lebanese Bridesmaid</center>

[Chunk]

real men smoke rubber.

heaven dont want
& hell thinks i'll take over

[RevHead]

loose nut behind the bars,

shit doesnt happin arseholes cause it,

slideways is best,

born to be bagged,

punch drunk n proud

[Chunk]

were back
were bad
were pissed
were mad.

[Tony Nitrous]

Fairing ?
Sounds a bit like
"Fairy" doesn't it ?

[Rocket]

Streetfighter - Build number 0001 of 0001

[jakam04]

Plastics..... Hahaha.. That's so 90's..

WTF..... Want To Fighter??

Streetfighter..... No, not the fuckin ducati...

Streetfighters.... Making hoons from perfectly sane people since the 80's

It was like this when I bought it officer... Honest

what do you mean it's too loud?? Bein a bit sensitive aren't we princess

[hyofighter]

quote:Originally posted by jakam04


It was like this when I bought it officer... Honest



i like it

[TurboKat]

<center>STREETFIGHTERS
BUILT - NOT BOUGHT</center>

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

what do you mean it's too loud?? Bein a bit sensitive aren't we princess

STREETFIGHTERS
BUILT - NOT BOUGHT

Choose between these two Si. Best so far.

[rock hard]

WHO DO YOU FUCKIN THINK RIDES IT

its how i answer the question asked about as to who rides my drag bike by randoms..

[Chase]

quote:Originally posted by rod185651

<center>More Bling than a Lebanese Bridesmaid</center>
ROLF...

[latheboy]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

I had a streetfighter before it was mainstream


haha thats great...

Or,
I have a Streetfighter and i think i'm a tuff cunt ....
Streetfighters, the new 1%er's....

Sorry i should have a dig at some people;)

[Chase]

quote:Originally posted by OLD SKOOL BANDIT



STREETFIGHTERS
BUILT - NOT BOUGHT



Got my vote.

[latheboy]

Streetfighters...
In bits more than ridden.

(well mine anyway)

[wackyrider]

quote:Originally posted by TurboKat

<center>STREETFIGHTERS
BUILT - NOT BOUGHT</center>


This would have my vote as well

[sen]

quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone
"Fool Injected"



quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous

ASF
The Black sheep of
Australian
motorcycling.



quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous

"Hold my beer
and watch this!"



quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak

<center>MY STREETFIGHTER
AND YOUR SISTER
BOTH LOOK DIRTY NAKED</center>



quote:Originally posted by jakam04
It was like this when I bought it officer... Honest


I'd buy all of these, especially the last one though [8D]


Other ideas:

Made In <s>Japan</s> my shed.

ADR? what's that?

Yeah, i'm amazed it passed rego too...

[davio]

MOTOR
FRAME
WHEELS
yep were done here

[davio]

or what about ,my other ride is a $350 baby poo volvo?

[Tony Nitrous]

ASF
Ruining perfectly good
motorcycles for the
last 10 years.

[jakam04]

Matt black???? It's Streetfighter black my friend and don't fuggin forget it...,

[jakam04]

I've seen five of those today, but you'll never see another of these in your life.. Now fuck off

[Gitzy]

quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone



"Fool Injected"



This Got My Vote..

[RevHead]

quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous

ASF
Ruining perfectly good
motorcycles for the
last 10 years.


STREETFIGHTERS
BUILT - NOT BOUGHT




^^^^^brillant^^^^^^^^^^

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by revheadpete

brillant



http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1287183718.jpg

[Large]

<center>FUCK YOU
YOU
FUCKING
FUCK</center>

(Apologies to the latest SF mag)

[bluemk1]

quote:Originally posted by Gitzy


quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone



"Fool Injected"



This Got My Vote..


this is the winner so far :D

[slickncghia]

FUCK OFF ITS A FIGHTER

I SWEAR IT PASSED ROADWORTHY LIKE THIS (or last month)

I KNOW MORE THAN THE FACTORY

GARAGE ENGINEERED

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE LOOSING

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH FELL OFF

O POS, DO NOT RESUS

TUPPERWARE BELONGS IN THE FRIDGE NOT THE GARAGE

[Cruisecontrol]

Stock is for Sheep

[sen]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

Stock is for Sheep


I made a sticker for my old bike that said "Stock is for soup" :D

Would work on a shirt too I reckon.

[Tony Nitrous]

ASF
for all kinds of
mechanical
mischief !

[rod185651]

quote:Originally posted by Gitzy


quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone



"Fool Injected"



This Got My Vote..


I like this one also

[Tony Nitrous]

quote:Originally posted by rod185651


quote:Originally posted by Gitzy


quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone


"Fool Injected"

This Got My Vote..

I like this one also


....and about every 3rd car around here that bought the sticker.

[Gitzy]

Ahhhh, can't say I've seen it b4...

[Fight_fan]

I still rekon Dan's "May contain traces of Nuts" idea was a fuckin good one!

[rod185651]

quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous


quote:Originally posted by rod185651


quote:Originally posted by Gitzy


quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone


"Fool Injected"

This Got My Vote..

I like this one also


....and about every 3rd car around here that bought the sticker.


Me neither, what about Dan's "May contain traces of Nuts" then? I would buy either one.

[RevHead]

i,l take ,1=may contain traces of nuts,,1= fool injected,in large thank u when you print them up

[kevkatana]

quote:Originally posted by davio

...my other ride is a $350 baby poo volvo?

TOPS!!!!:D

[Loki]

quote:Originally posted by hyofighter


quote:Originally posted by jakam04


It was like this when I bought it officer... Honest



i like it


Ditto...