Now they are driving our cars!!!

[Elapid]

http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/weird/nt-woman-claims-alien-hoons-in-ufo-shaped-like-ford-station-wagon-cut-off-her-car/story-e6frep26-1225920793600

Maybe she shouldn't drink the bong water! She was lucky they didn't throw rocks at her. Maybe they were spreading particles at ground to control our minds? Ya just never know hey?:D

[Shadowzone]

Just goes to show even Aliens wouldn't be caught dead driving a Holden

[RevHead]

ford for ya will sell to anyone ,lol

[Snaffler]

ford Alien taxi cabs

[ALBI]

fuck tha holdens lowndsy ya traitor!!!
hmmm and im building a torana bar doh!!

[Elapid]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2010/10/25/189171_ntnews.html

Now they are fucking our chickens!

[Redmohawk]

Vrrrrrrroooooooooommmmmmmm

Reporter "What was that ? "

Farmer " Awwww nothing just the Aliens have been messing with my chickens again "

Vvvveeeeeerrrrooooooommmmmm

Reporter " What have they done ? "

Farmer " Made em into 4 legged chickens! "

Reporter "What does a 4 legged chicken taste like ? "

Farmer " Fucked If I know try and catch the fucker! "