BillyWhizz888
24-08-2010, 03:12 PM
A wedding occurred just outside Govan in Glasgow.
To keep the tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the
bride's and groom's families had a storming row and began wrecking the
reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each
other.
The Police were called in to break up the fight, and the following
week all members of both families appeared in court.
Ronny, the best man, stood up and asked to speak first "Judge," he
said, "I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain
what happened".
The Judge agreed and Ronny took the stand and began by telling the
court that it is traditional in a Govan wedding that the Best Man gets
the first dance with the Bride.
"OK," says the Judge, "so what was the problem?"
"Well", continued Ronny, "After I had finished the first dance, the
music kept going; so I continued dancing to the second song.
After that the music just kept going and we were still dancing to the
third song when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran
towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick right between her
legs".
Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, God, that must have hurt!" he said
"HURT!" Ronny replies "Broke three of my fingers!"
To keep the tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the
bride's and groom's families had a storming row and began wrecking the
reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each
other.
The Police were called in to break up the fight, and the following
week all members of both families appeared in court.
Ronny, the best man, stood up and asked to speak first "Judge," he
said, "I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain
what happened".
The Judge agreed and Ronny took the stand and began by telling the
court that it is traditional in a Govan wedding that the Best Man gets
the first dance with the Bride.
"OK," says the Judge, "so what was the problem?"
"Well", continued Ronny, "After I had finished the first dance, the
music kept going; so I continued dancing to the second song.
After that the music just kept going and we were still dancing to the
third song when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran
towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick right between her
legs".
Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, God, that must have hurt!" he said
"HURT!" Ronny replies "Broke three of my fingers!"