Gitzy's Great Headlight Giveaway...

[Gitzy]

Because I'm such a champion or so I like to believe.. I am going to give a fellow member my awesomely awesome chinesy headlight valued at a mahoooosive $105, I'll even pay for postage Oz wide to you..

All you have to do is

1: Want the Headlight
2: Post your best humorous/crude/whatever insult about Me.. [:0]

Reason Being, Kelly (my wonderful missus) is running out of things to say to me every time I purchase more things for the fighter instead of flowers to her.. so she will be the judge, whoever gets the most laughter from her wins.. Simple :D winner will be decided in 7 days..

This is for shits and giggles, I wont take anything to heart, so feel free to include my mum.. [B)]

So heres your chance to give me what for.. [}:)][}:)] do your worst..

Here it is, unused besides the cable tie fit up.. brand spankers, its red but in some light it kinda looks pink..

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[Mishdog20]

Is it Penis Pink? Rod wil be interested then!!:D

[JackTar]

I always include your mum.

[devo]

That is such a nice gesture Gitz but if ya sold it you could by her a packet of plant seeds that way she could grow a lovely garden of flowers all for herself so that way she should never complain again. and if you really love her you would perhaps water them on special occasions just for her ;)

[wackyrider]

Ah fuck it mate, just give it to me. :D Will help me get my mate's bike on the road and out of my shed.

[ralph]

Front on, it looks like a face with pointy ears.
Keep it. It looks very kool on your bike
PS. Photo of your mum or I'm not interested

[wackyrider]

quote:Originally posted by ralph

Front on, it looks like a face with pointy ears.
Keep it. It looks very kool on your bike
PS. Photo of your mum or I'm not interested


Hey leave his mum alone, she's a good solid woman. At least she was last week [:I]

[NoZ]

I don't want it but I'll insult ya if you want hahahahaha

You have ghey pink bits on your bike and you wear white boots.... or was that Spart?

[Jockney Rebel]

ya mentholtabsmokin shandydrinkin limpwristed budgismugglerwearin abbalovin 2bob....
gis the bloody light then lol
oh yeah btw yer fat and ill throw you in the river
that good enough for a start?
lol

[legion]

only breaker morant woods pit th' fugly hin' oan his auld man's brumbie bud! me ah willnae tak' th' feckin' bent bobby heed e'en if ye pay me fur 'at! an' yer maw is aw reit but a h loch yer missi much mair! [}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]

[Fight_fan]

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

ya mentholtabsmokin shandydrinkin limpwristed budgismugglerwearin abbalovin 2bob....
gis the bloody light then lol
oh yeah btw yer fat and ill throw you in the river
that good enough for a start?
lol


Jim last time i checked, im pretty sure u smoke menthols!

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by Mishdog20

Is it Penis Pink? Rod wil be interested then!!:D
to give it to glen to match his new kumandsukme

[rock hard]

Let me check list..

Newcastle lad !
HOT misses !!!!
Streetfighter addict !
More than one bike !
Fuckin RATBAG!!
pick someone out of the Newbie section and give it to them

[rod185651]

quote:Originally posted by Fight_fan


quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

ya mentholtabsmokin shandydrinkin limpwristed budgismugglerwearin abbalovin 2bob....
gis the bloody light then lol
oh yeah btw yer fat and ill throw you in the river
that good enough for a start?
lol


Jim last time i checked, im pretty sure u smoke menthols!


Dam right he does!

[wackyrider]

quote:Originally posted by rod185651


quote:Originally posted by Fight_fan


quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

ya mentholtabsmokin shandydrinkin limpwristed budgismugglerwearin abbalovin 2bob....
gis the bloody light then lol
oh yeah btw yer fat and ill throw you in the river
that good enough for a start?
lol


Jim last time i checked, im pretty sure u smoke menthols!




Dam right he does!


Fag

[rod185651]

OK here I'd thought I'd give Kelly a selection of insults to pick from:

Fuck me Todd you are the reason the Labor party is trying to introduce the internet Filter! Not to stop porn and illegal sites but to stop pelicans like yourself buying Cheap CHINESE mass produced shite of Ebay! If you banged Kelly half as often as you bang your credit card on pay pal I'm sure she wouldn't be complaining! As I have always said you should paint that R1 Labia pink to match your panties. Why do you buy so much crap of Evil bay? Is it to compensate for the fact that you squat too piss?!

LOL You're a funny fucker Gitzy ;)

[Fight_fan]

Rod are u pissed? lol

[Gitzy]

Morning Lads


quote:Originally posted by JackTar
I always include your mum.


I always new my mum had a thing for boat people.. ;)


quote:Originally posted by devo
she should never complain again.;)


Flowers or no flowers, her complaining skills will never be faulted mate.. lol


quote:Originally posted by wackyrider
she's a good solid woman. At least she was last week [:I]


She's been a bit weak at the knees of late, musta been you Jules..


quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel
ill throw you in the river


Oooh physical violence, Jim gets an extra point says Kelly..


quote:Originally posted by rock hard
HOT misses !!!!


Onya Moz, now her heads bigger. :D


quote:Originally posted by rod185651
If you banged Kelly half as often as you bang your credit card on pay pal I'm sure she wouldn't be complaining!


But the credit card is sooo much easier to maintain mate.. lol

[NoZ]

You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

[Redmohawk]

Two tone pidgon toed cluster fuck , was always my fav.

[rod185651]

quote:Originally posted by Fight_fan

Rod are u pissed? lol


LOL nah mate, but how many opportunities do you get to give some one a spray and they don't get offended? Love it ;) Onya Gitzy old mate

Here's some more:

You're as ugly as a bucket full of smashed crabs.

Leave your helmet on! You've got a face like a dropped pie!

Looks like ya fell out of the ugly tree and hit every freaking branch before hitting the ground!

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

I always liked "syphaletic son of a necrophiliac goat herder" or "jumped up son of a bum fucked arab". find it hard to insult someone who hasn't pissed me off Todd. Give the light to Jules to stop him whinging about being a poor student or Glenn so he takes that gay plastic off his Kumandsukme. Still reckon Kelly is a top chick and you are punching well aove your weight ya ig streak of pelican piss.

[Redmohawk]

ok the gloves come off , Necrosodobeastiefile, as a person that loves to screw dead animals up the ass. Try saying that 3 times fast.

[Gitzy]

quote:Originally posted by Redmohawk
Necrosodobeastiefile,


[xx(]lol... hey I googled that, you made that up you sick man, very creative in a twisted way says Kelly.. :D

[Redmohawk]

Yep

[Redmohawk]

Try "guessmagattagraph" is the thing in your brain you use to work out a educated guess about something you really have no idea about lol

Very handy when building bikes lol

[ALBI]

what the molly golly fuck are ya doing ???
insults insults ill give ya insults
ahhh fuck it ive got nudda!!!

[Shadowzone]

You simpleton.

There is no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in Cunt.

Buy ya Mrs some flowers ya fucken nancyboy bitch, then give her some chocolate, and go and eat her like a fat kid would a cupcake.

FFS It isn't rocket science you imbecilic piece of dinosaur scrotum. Flowers, chocolate and jewellery = sex. and lots of sex if its expensive jewellery. How fucken retarded do you have to be to not realise your Mrs wants some expensive bling like you waste your money putting on your bike? Faaaaark!!! Stop smoking the pole on offer at the local park you seedy felcher and start manning it up and playing chinaman by eating pussy!

[Shadowzone]

Oh yeah and your mothers like your house - everyone uses the backdoor...

[Nudie]

How fucking dumb do you have to be to think that a cheap shit Chinese fucking headlight would be anything other than a cheap shit Chinese fucking headlight?
If you shoved it up your arse and powered it up, you still wouldnt be bright enough to know you're a dumb shit!
Just because you've got a head like a spark plug, doesnt mean you're a Champion!

[RevHead]

low lieing,undersided piece of scaley cheese that fell off of jack tars cock,,,bahahaha,

[NoZ]

Nudie - that's class and Rev... that's nasty lol

[GingerNinja]

I want to be just like you when I grow up Gitzy. All except the Downs Syndrome part.

[Ansen]

id love that headlight unit but not after you have used it

[oldskool]

GITZY BOY'S DONE IT AGAIN THIS TIME ITS A SCRUBBER! GIVE IT TO ME BUBBA GIVE IT TO ME!

[legion]

lest time we waur rootin' yer mom in 'er fat erse an' cummin' intae yer missis' gap ye waur feckin' yerself wi' th' jap dildo wi' choonga faggot's mask oan yer gantin pleasant coopon... noo dae ye pure hink 'at anyain woods agree tae tak' it frae ye yoo boak mammy feckin' limpy bobby she male?

[Gitzy]

Bwahahahahahahha, gasp.. Bwahahahahahha,

I have a tear in my eye, I'm laughing that much..

Even a Mad Max reference in there, Nice one Dylan..

You guys have some classic material.

[legion]

sae hae we won? [}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]

[wackyrider]

Ok, lets start off easy in Maltese, and I'll translate it after

Mur hudu f'oxx familtek u f'oxx ommok ya pufta mgandar bil- liba imcarcar ma wiccek

Go get fucked, you and all your relatives and up your mums cunt you bloody beaten up faggit with cum dripping off your face.




I'll see what the other boys come up with first, then if need be I can start getting into the rude stuff :)

[Gitzy]

Lol.. that sounds bad enough in maltese Jules let alone engrish.. :D

[Iceman]

maybe if you weren't such a fucking post whore on here, spent less time on the internet and paid more attention to your misses she wouldn't need to insult you.

[wackyrider]

quote:Originally posted by Gitzy

Lol.. that sounds bad enough in maltese Jules let alone engrish.. :D




hahaha

U need to hear it to get the full effect

[Gitzy]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

maybe if you weren't such a fucking post whore on here, spent less time on the internet and paid more attention to your misses she wouldn't need to insult you.




:( That hurt Clint.. lol not really.. you honestly have to see her to believe me but, times my internet whoring by eleventy million and thats her..honest.. I could be dying on the floor in front of her and twitter and fuck face book would be more important.. besides, my endless net trawling keeps ya'll entertained with visual stimulation.. :D

[Snaffler]

head light? you call that thing a head light? looks more like the fucked up version of the storm troopers face mask that they never used coz it was so shit!

best thing to do with it is peel ya forskin back and stuff the light in there so u can a least use it for a night light while reading
or better yet see ya way to the dunny in the middle of the night.

if i was ya missus id fucken beat ya to death with the light and then kick ya in the balls for waist cash!

p.s: post it up on the cbr250 forum because im sure those pole smokers will luv it for sure!

[Snaffler]

gitzy

if you pull the head light out of it and stick the rest on ya head you will look like dumb donald from fat albert.

and guess what, its the same fucken pink to lol so theres ya nick name

DUMB DONALD

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[xa-mont]

I'm a fan of simplicity...

You're a cunt.

[livewire]

You're ugly and you stink

[Jup]

Creationist

[RevHead]

quote:Originally posted by xa-mont

I'm a fan of simplicity...

You're a cunt.
bahahahha ,clever ,whitty ,lol

[Gitzy]

Lol.. I liked that one too Pete..

Jup, is that a bad word???

[NoZ]

Awwwww Gitzy, at least you have me to keep you amused.

Loving some of these cusses. I'm a bit nasty when snapping and I don't really want that headlight lol

[rod185651]

I don't think anyone actually wants the headlight

[NoZ]

lol

[Fight_fan]

lol Ur mother was a hamster & ur father smelt of elderberries!

[rock hard]

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[Gitzy]

Bwahahahahah... bit of python..

I'm just glad I'm not judging hey..

[oldskool]

Gitzy where going to bury you standing up man so you dont have to take anything from the evil one laying down.

[latheboy]

quote:Originally posted by wackyrider

Ok, lets start off easy in Maltese,


Jules, i thought you were a frog...
What sore of wog are you then[?]:D

[livewire]

Quote from 'godowns' eulogy, oldschool?

[Iceman]

Todd, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!

[Iceman]

It's people like you that keep Rapid mag in business

[Gitzy]

quote:Originally posted by livewire

Quote from 'godowns' eulogy, oldschool?


Thats what I thought.. ^^^ Is that right Dylan?

I could be wrong though cos I wasn't born for another 10 years.. lol love that movie though..

Up the F3...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyj7YeXHhcA

[Gitzy]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

It's people like you that keep Rapid mag in business


Lol.. Nah Ahhh, thats Kellys fault, she pays the subscription..

[ALBI]

gitzy ya big black belly balloon buffalo butt ,kentucky fried chicken eating enad mother fucker !! yah cant ride ,(show me the proof)and not a choock chasser on choock roids !!

[Snaffler]

quote:

Thats what I thought.. ^^^ Is that right Dylan?

I could be wrong though cos I wasn't born for another 10 years.. lol love that movie though..

Up the F3...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyj7YeXHhcA


im sure if you looked hard enough there would be some shit cunt with the same head light in that group :)

good shot of the blue tori

[MrsGitzy]

quote:Originally posted by Gitzy
:( That hurt Clint.. lol not really.. you honestly have to see her to believe me but, times my internet whoring by eleventy million and thats her..honest.. I could be dying on the floor in front of her and twitter and fuck face book would be more important.. besides, my endless net trawling keeps ya'll entertained with visual stimulation.. :D


Thats a bit rough, I'd at least lift an eyelid! Then take an extra few minutes to let everyone I was talking to know that I would be gone for awhile so I could figure out what the fuck you were whinging about, call an ambo, then come back to my lappy.

Iceman you're a toss. At least make it sound like you don't mean it!!

Yes fellas, its Mrs Gitzy!! I kept saying I should join, so I finally did!! Gix11 hurry up and give me my full access so I can find more things to smack Gitzy for!!

I am still pondering the insults... But you're giving me some faaaantastic material to use against him later on!!!

and to the man that told Gitzy to bang me more often.. his bits would fall off :P

[RevHead]

hey gitzy they could bury u arse up that way kids could park there bikes between your butt checks ,bahahaha

[sharky]

quote:and to the man that told Gitzy to bang me more often.. his bits would fall off :P
Nah, it's what he does out in the garage with his 'photo collection' that's gonna make that happen ;)

[MrsGitzy]

quote:Originally posted by sharky


quote:and to the man that told Gitzy to bang me more often.. his bits would fall off :P
Nah, it's what he does out in the garage with his 'photo collection' that's gonna make that happen ;)


Lmfao touche! Yes, I've walked in quite a few times when I've heard some straaaaange noises coming from the shed ;)

[Gitzy]

Aaaah Shit fuckedy fuck.. Its the missus.. now I'm not safe anywhere...

[RevHead]

^^^^^^^ bahahahahaha ,

[MrsGitzy]

quote:Originally posted by Gitzy

Aaaah Shit fuckedy fuck.. Its the missus.. now I'm not safe anywhere...


What have I told you about swearing? *taps foot with arms folded*

[TurboKat]

Just give me the fucking thing & nobody gets hurt.

[rod185651]

Heya Kelly, Welcome! I have to be honest and say It's hard to read your posts.... I keep getting distracted [:I]

[MrsGitzy]

quote:Originally posted by rod185651

Heya Kelly, Welcome! I have to be honest and say It's hard to read your posts.... I keep getting distracted [:I]


Thats the idea Rod!! ;)

Blame Gitzy. He holds my dogs ransom til I let him take photos of me.

[Snaffler]

quote:

What have I told you about swearing? *taps foot with arms folded*


if thats what you look like in your sig with arms folded tapping the foot,
then by Christ i hope gitzy gets in shit loads of trouble from now on :)

welcome aboard Mrs Gitzy [:p]

[NoZ]

Gizy made love to a Princess last night - burnt his bollox on the exhaust....

Run Gitzy, run when she sees 'that' thread with the gash youre dooooooooooooooomed! hahahahaha Hiya Mrs Gizy *waves*

[MrsGitzy]

HIya NoZ!

Its okay, he stole most of the 'gash' pics from me :P

[NoZ]

It's good to share

[80s freak]

Giving away a headlight, and now the missus has joined, you won't be able to hide anything, including the box of (possibly ghey) porn you snuck in and stole from Mishdogs fire night. You really do put the g in anus don't you. From this point on you will be known as "He whom loves the cock".

[pappas]

If I had a face like yours, I wouldn't say "hello" to people. I would say "BOO!!!"

[Iceman]

quote:Originally posted by MrsGitzy
Iceman you're a toss. At least make it sound like you don't mean it!! And welcome to you too Kelly. I refer you to the post below.

quote: Originally posted by Gitzy
Post your best humorous/crude/whatever insult about Me..


I'm sorry if you don't share my dry sense of humour, perhaps you should fuck off then, rather than insulting people on your first day here.;)

[Gitzy]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

I'm sorry if you don't share my dry sense of humour, perhaps you should fuck off then, rather than insulting people on your first day here.;)



Lol, give it to her mate.. Bloody Newbies and there lip.. :)

[MrsGitzy]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman


quote:Originally posted by MrsGitzy
Iceman you're a toss. At least make it sound like you don't mean it!! And welcome to you too Kelly. I refer you to the post below.

quote: Originally posted by Gitzy
Post your best humorous/crude/whatever insult about Me..


I'm sorry if you don't share my dry sense of humour, perhaps you should fuck off then, rather than insulting people on your first day here.;)




Nawwww I sorry Iceman. I guess humour really is hard to pick up via text. Mine was all in humour also. I wuvs you though. Anything I can do to earn your forgiveness? ;)

quote:Originally posted by Gitzy


quote:Originally posted by Iceman

I'm sorry if you don't share my dry sense of humour, perhaps you should fuck off then, rather than insulting people on your first day here.;)



Lol, give it to her mate.. Bloody Newbies and there lip.. :)



Now as for you Gitzy, trying to gang up on me, you'll pay for that later tonight! :P

[Mishdog20]

quote:Originally posted by 80s freak

Giving away a headlight, and now the missus has joined, you won't be able to hide anything, including the box of (possibly ghey) porn you snuck in and stole from Mishdogs fire night. You really do put the g in anus don't you. From this point on you will be known as "He whom loves the cock".


Bahahaha fucking LOL, i just spat Scotch and coke all over the laptop. Oh and welcome too Mrs Gitzy, any chick that'll put up hot photo's of herself on a male dominated site is alright by me;):D

[Iceman]

quote:Original post by MrsGitzy
Anything I can do to earn your forgiveness? ;)A new headlight might help. lol

[ALBI]

bwahahahahahahahahahaha oh man gitz !how going to explain buying my tls to kelly now you could have said im just leaving it there but now ur fucked bwahahahahahahaha

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by rod185651

I don't think anyone actually wants the headlight


I do. But only so I can wire it up to use as a bedside reading lamp...



quote:Originally posted by MrsGitzy


and to the man that told Gitzy to bang me more often.. his bits would fall off :P


Nah they won't and if he's too much of a softcock I have some liquid viagra I can ship to him to make him harden the fuck up! After all you can never have too much of a good thing..

[Gitzy]

Mmmmm liquid Viagra.. lol

Sorry lads had no net for a few days, still don't so I'm using the work one on this fine mundy morning..

Miss Kelly assured me she will pick a winner for the headlight as soon as we get connected again..

I know your hanging to see if you won the worlds most awesome headlight.. lol

[MrsGitzy]

Okay I have chosen a winner, but I'm not sure who actually wants the bloody thing and who just used this as an excuse to tell Gitzy what they really thought of him???

Its down to two of you lovely fellas... I just want a reply to this, to let me know you truely want it, and the first outta those two will win it!

No I can't tell you who it is :P

[RevHead]

wwwoooooo sounds wicked ,

[BANDITROD]

yo mama

[ALBI]

ill love it kelly i have his old twin puppies already and i want more!!
should look good on the tl

[xa-mont]

i would take it if i were to win... got some dominators on the way but i'm not sure on em.

[MrsGitzy]

Yay!!! Congratulations xa-mont!

It was between you and someone else, and seeing as I don't like denominators, you just sealed the deal ;)

PM either me or Gitzy your address and we'll send it :D

Sorry everyone else, I'll make it up to y'all when I get my patch, with modelling pics [:p] One patch (Gitzy's and mine) per nipple [:X][:X]

[Iceman]

Damn, I did want that light too. Congrats xa-mont.

[MrsGitzy]

Sowwee Iceman

Maybe if xa-mont decides on his denominators he could send it to you :)

[RevHead]

congrats mr f,mont

[Gitzy]

quote:Originally posted by xa-mont

I'm a fan of simplicity...

You're a cunt.


Lol Gotta love the fact ya called another bloke a cunt and got a free headlight for it, Love it.. :D

Congrats mate.

[Iceman]

I thought I'd be in with a double chance, not only did I insult the supplier, I told the competition judge to fuck off as well. lol