Pissed off aliens throw nasty rocks

[Elapid]

http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/weird/man-hit-by-six-meteorites-blames-aliens/story-e6frep26-1225897807998

the cheeky shits are just begging to be caught.

[Gitzy]

I blame Surt or Hos.. has to be them...

[Cruisecontrol]

Haha, typical nut job.

The aliens are attacking him because his government asked them to. Apparently he posted some personal info on the internets...

[sharky]

Or maybe he just keeps pissing people off so they throw rocks at him....

[HOS]

Its just not cricket !

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7909343/Meteorite-lands-on-cricket-pitch-during-county-match.html

[alien-nation]

AHATHE BLOODY BASTARD CAN'TGET THE MESSAGE

[Hillsy]

quote:Originally posted by alien-nation

AHATHE BLOODY BASTARD CAN'TGET THE MESSAGE


You took your time turning up....

[alien-nation]

YEAHH RIGHT MTE I EEWAS TKEN BY CHANCE 17 YS AGO NOW KNEE DEEP IN THAT ALIEN SHIT ! MANY OF YA'S HEARD OF MY STORY OR RATHWER AN OFFICIAL VERSION OF IT ? YOU MONKEY'S HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THE MOST SINISTER CONSPERACY AND FRICTION'S AMONG THE WORLD WIDE GOVERNMENT AND TO DEFFERENT RACE'S OF ALIEN'S !? WHEN THE BLOODY RUSSIAN'S LAUNCHED THERE SPOOKNIK IN LATE 50S THEY HAD BLOODY GIVEN OUT US EARTHLING'S TO THE COSMIC SUPER POWER'S SO WHEN YANKEE'S LANDED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOON AHEND FOUND THERE H3-H4 MINE'S THEY HAD TO KEEP THERE MOUTH SHUT AND EVEN TO BEAR THE IGNOMINY AS CHEATER'S FOR COUNTER FAKING THE DOC'S ON APPOLO PROGRAM ! SOME DAY I TELL YA'S MORE OF WHAT HAPPENING HERE OUR BEWTIFUL COUNTRY HAS BECOME THE BATTLE FIELD BETWEEN RUSSIAN AND AMERICAN ALIEN'S THEY NEED OUR RESOURCE'S SO THEY'VE DUG OUT THE TUNNEL FROM ALICE AND BROKEN HILL TO C.T. THEY HAVE BEEN APPOINTING OUR P.M.'S FOR LAST 30 YS ! YOU BLOODY SILENT MAJORITY SHOUD STOP TO REMAIN SILENT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS THE ANTY AL,\LIEN REVOLUTION ! PINE GAP MUST BE DESTROYED ! GILLARD TO BE KEPT IN !

[Redmohawk]

well at least with the large print its easyer to try and desipher lol

[alien-nation]

SORRY MATE ME BLOODY KEY BORD IS REAL RUBBISH FULLO F SAND THE RAT HOLE I LIVE IN IS EVEN WORSE[xx(] A[xx(]LIE[xx(]N'S[xx(] ARE COMIN' FOR ME EVERY NIGHT THERE BOT'S ARE SPY'ING AFTER ME WELL I HAVE A PLAN JUST NOT TO THINK 'BOUT IT THEY'RE BLOODYSCANN'ING ME BROIN !

[Elapid]

A-N, can I please have a sample of the drugs that you use please? Just a little bit, I don't want the full affect like you enjoy.

[Snaffler]

now see thats what happens when you agree to being PROBED!

start saying no to PROBING and they throw rocks at your house until you say yes.

[Redmohawk]

I'd rather put up with the rocks lol

[alien-nation]

MAET'S THEY GIVE ME TRUTH PILL'S SICKODELIC PILL'S AND OTHER BLOODY MIND OPENER'S I COULD SHARE THEM WITH YA'S NO WORRIE'S BUT THEY MITE BE INFECTED WITH THE SAID NANO BOT'S ? I DRATHER PUT UP WITH THE BLOODY ROCK'S TO !

[HOS]

Taling about weird weather, how about this big old pyramid UFO in Taiwan in the middle of a massive lighning storm ?

http://video.sina.com.cn/p/news/s/v/2010-07-17/195761064743.html

Same one as seen over Moscow recently ?

[alien-nation]

HOS 'SIT ALIEN'S OR JAP'S TV ? COULD YOU FIND A CLIP WHERE I KICK'D ASS TO 747 QANTAS ? IT MUST BE THERE ! AS FOR THE BLOODY UFO'S THERE'S NOTHIN' NEW ALL KNOWN AND CLASSIFY'D THE 1 IN THE VID IS A FRIGGIN RUSSIAN'S PATRONIZIN' ALIEN'S LANDING CRAFT TYPE IER 12/5/66 THEY ARE DAY'LY COMUTERS OVER HERE ! THEY REALLY MAKE THE LIGHTENING STROM WHEN ENTERIN' THE IONO SPHERE BECOSE OF THERE ION ENGINE'S THE SAUCER'S LIKE IN ROSEWELL BELONG TO YANK'S SUPERIOR'S RWR-47 THEY ARE NOT SO SPARKY USING ANTI GRAVITY ENGINE'S

[alien-nation]

BTW JUST RWR-47 'THROW ROCK'S' WHEN NEAR BY THE ROCKY SURFACE THEY DESTROY IT THAT'S WY THE ANCIENT MAYA'S AND EGYPTIAN'S BUILT THERE PLURRY PYRAMID'S !

[HOS]

WTF ?????????????????

YOU NEARLY KILLED ME !!! LAUGHING AND CHOKING ON A SWEET !!!!!!!!

[HOS]

Now heres a big fuckah ! [:p]

http://usahitman.com/?p=11799


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1281111737.jpg


According to eye witnesess it just appeared (de-cloaked) and sat their stationary in the sky, it changed colour once or twice and then cloaked itself again (disappeared).
Shed loads of eyewitnesses, but this UFO temporarily freaked out most of the camera phone`s and video camera`s people were trying to use.

[HOS]

The pyramid UFO over the Kremlin in 2009.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y13iq0MGKfE

I love the last statement from the Russian news reader with the English Fee paying school acccent ! :D

[HOS]

The big old black solid triangle is an intersteller machine for sure.
300M long anti-grav(?) and has been photographed all over this planet and even close up to the moon.

Its silent, has one solid bright white light on each corner and sometimes a large round red light in the middle of the three small white lights. It can be invisible while showing the white corner lights to.

Everyone wants to know WTF the big black triangle UFOs are !

Shit loads of people have seen it, it cloaks and decloaks infront of witnesses eyes.

It hovered over UK MP Charles Clarke`s house a few years ago, big security scare, like what the fuck was it. Made all the news rags and then got forgotten about.

[Surt]

hmmm... im glad u of finally found each other mates! :D

[HOS]

quote:Originally posted by Surt

hmmm... im glad u of finally found each other mates! :D


Are you drinking lots to keep cool over there mate ? :D [8D]

[Surt]

yup itsa tad hot up here +38C and we r choking in the smog of bushfires and burning peat bogs

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100806/ap_on_bi_ge/eu_russia_fires_58

i personally luv it watching Ragnarok is coming closer its all on the masters plan [8D]

[HOS]

quote:Originally posted by Surt

yup itsa tad hot up here +38C and we r choking in the smog of bushfires and burning peat bogs

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100806/ap_on_bi_ge/eu_russia_fires_58

i personally luv it watching Ragnarok is coming closer its all on the masters plan [8D]


Same here my mate :) Watching it all unfold.
The transparency is increasing ? No point hiding anything now is there?

The earth tilting is causing a few weather variations.
Extreme heat in the northern hemisphere and extreme cold in the southern.

[NoZ]

'I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens,' he adds. 'They are playing games with me. I don't know why they are doing this. When it rains I can't sleep for worrying about another strike.' must be an act of god.. he should listen to his ma and stop knocking one out.

Is there any proof of the rocks he's given the musuem are the ones that hit his house? He could be collecting them and claiming he's a been hit by them?

Probed a? Where can I get me some of that?

[HOS]

Surt, this is for you :)

From "Mother Shipstons Prophecies", this is the final of all her prophecies:



THE LAST PROPHECY


In nineteen hundred and twenty-six
build houses light of straw and sticks.
For then shall mighty wars be planned
and fire and swords shall sweep the land.


When pictures seem alive with movements free,
when boats like fishes swim beneath the sea.
When men like birds shall scour the sky.
Then half the world, deep drenched in blood shall die.


For those who live the century through
in fear and trembling this shall do.
Flee to the mountains and the dens
to bog and forest and wild fens.


For storms will rage and oceans roar
when Gabriel stands on sea and shore,
and as he blows his wondrous horn
old worlds die and new be born.


A fiery dragon will cross the sky
six times before the earth shall die.
Mankind will tremble and frightened be
for the six heralds in this prophecy.


For seven days and seven nights
man will watch this awesome sight.
The tides will rise beyond their ken.
To bite away the shores and then
the mountains will begin to roar
and earthquakes split the plain to shore.


And flooding waters rushing in,
will flood the lands with such a din
that mankind cowers in muddy fen
and snarls about his fellow men.


He bares his teeth and fights and kills
and secrets food in secret hill
and ugly in his fear, he lies
to kill marauders, thieves and spies.


Man flees in terror from the floods
and kills, and rapes and lies in blood
and spilling blood by mankind's hand
will stain and bitter many lands.


And when the dragon's tail is gone
man forgets and smiles and carries on.
To apply himself - too late, too late
for mankind has earned deserved fate.


His masked smile, his false grandeur,
will serve the gods their anger stir
and they will send the dragon back
to light the sky - his tail will crack.
Upon the earth and rend the earth
and man shall flee, king, lord and serf.


But slowly they are routed out
to seek diminishing water spout
and men will die of thirst before
the oceans rise to mount to the shore.
And lands will crack and rend anew
do you think it strange, it will come true.


And in some far - off distant land
some men - oh such a tiny band
will have to leave their solid mount
and span the earth, those few to count.


Who survives this (unreadable) and then
begin the human race again.
But not on land already there,
but on ocean beds, stark, dry and bare.


Not every soul on earth will die,
as the dragon's tail goes sweeping by,
not every land on earth will sink,
but these will wallow in stench and stink,
of rotting bodies of beast and man,
of vegetation crisped on land.


But the land that rises from the sea
will be dry and clean and soft and free.
Of mankinds dirt and therefore be,
the source of man's new dynasty.
and those that live will ever fear
the dragon's tail for many year
but time erases memory
You think it strange. but it will be.


And before the race is built anew,
a silver serpent comes to view
and spew out men of like unknown
to mingle with the earth now grown
cold from its heat and these men can
enlighten the minds of future man
to intermingle and show them how
to live and love and thus endow.
the children with the second sight.
a natural thing so that they might
grow graceful, humble and when they do
the golden age will start anew.


The dragon's tail is but a sign
for mankind's fall and man's decline.
and before this prophecy is done
I shall be burned at the stake, at l
My body cinged and my soul set free
You think I utter blastphemy
your wrong. These things have come to me
this prophecy will come to be.

[HOS]

Mother Shipton was born in 1488 and died in 1561.
She was reputedly born in Norfolk, England and was a prophetic.
Her prophecies were found on scrolls which are now kept in an Australian museum [8D]

[Surt]

never heard of her...mmm...

The world to an end shall come
In eighteen hundred and eighty one.[?][?][?]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Shipton

Ursula Southeil (1488 - 1561) (possibly Ursula Southill or Ursula Soothtell[1]), better known as Mother Shipton, was an English soothsayer and prophetess. The first publication of her prophecies, which did not appear until 1641, eighty years after her reported death, contained a number of mainly regional predictions, but only two prophetic verses - neither of which foretold the End of the World, despite widespread assumptions to that effect.[2]

One of the most notable editions of her prophecies was published in 1684.[2] It states that she was born in Knaresborough, Yorkshire, in a cave now known as Mother Shipton's Cave, that along with the Petrifying Well and associated parkland is operated as a visitor attraction. She was reputed to be hideously ugly. The book also claims that she married Toby Shipton, a local carpenter, near York in 1512 and told fortunes and made predictions throughout her life.

It is recorded in the diaries of Samuel Pepys that whilst surveying the damage to London caused by the Great Fire in the company of the Royal Family they were heard to discuss Mother Shipton's prophecy of the event
The most famous claimed edition of Mother Shipton's prophecies foretells many modern events and phenomena. Widely quoted today as if it were the original, it contains over a hundred prophetic rhymed couplets in notably non-sixteenth-century language [lol!] and includes the now-famous lines:

The world to an end shall come
In eighteen hundred and eighty one.[4]

This supposed prophecy has appeared over the years with different dates and in (or about) several countries (for example in the late 1970s many news articles about Mother Shipton appeared setting the date at 1981[citation needed]). However, this version did not appear in print until 1862, and its true author, one Charles Hindley, subsequently admitted in print that he had invented it. lol!

[rock hard]

we get Aliens almost like clockwork they arive in ships..the navy intercepts them and takes them to christmas island detention centre..

[rock hard]

see boat people ...they never sink..
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1281225801.jpg