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pommie02
24-06-2010, 11:38 AM
Nooooooooooooo
a female prime minister.
the Australian Margaret Thatcher
for those poor poms who lived through the eighties in the UK,
you all know what I mean

DiscoDan
24-06-2010, 12:01 PM
Talk about generalising from one example. I reckon there's only one thing Maggie and Ms Gillard have in common, everything else is poles apart

Neo Dutch
24-06-2010, 12:12 PM
Too right. Ms Gillard's politics are as red as her hair.

Fight_fan
24-06-2010, 12:16 PM
If we weren't already a political laughing stock, we certainly are now! Kev didnt even put up a fight, all he did was cry during his farewell speech... For shame...

Large
24-06-2010, 12:52 PM
I'd look good hanging out of the right honorable pm

Cruisecontrol
24-06-2010, 01:10 PM
quote:Originally posted by Large

I'd look good hanging out of the right honorable pm


I bet you've been saying that since the 80s...

Chase
24-06-2010, 01:10 PM
quote:Originally posted by Large

I'd look good hanging out of the right honorable pm

I reckon she'd roll out the red carpet too... :D

Weaselman
24-06-2010, 01:24 PM
boom tish

Chase
24-06-2010, 01:46 PM
Thank you I'll be here all week, try the veal.. [:o)]

336LJ
24-06-2010, 01:58 PM
YAY - looks like the missus can now get her monthly "menstruation leave"

the fuck is going on in this joint... its like voting is just an illusion to give us freedom of choice <--- [sarcasm]

_M_
24-06-2010, 04:04 PM
Considering we have never ever voted for a PM, I don't see what the big deal is, we vote for a particular party or more a rep. for that party for our area.

My biggest concern is her views on politics and policies, extreme left wing nut job, at least Krudd the Dudd was a policy centralist. Now to vote her out...

Hillsy
24-06-2010, 05:45 PM
Hard to tell by the way she dresses, but I suspect she might actually have nice titties......

Shiny Things
24-06-2010, 06:09 PM
I met her about 3 years ago, when my dad's company went into receivership & the workers got dicked out of their entitlements. She showed up at their Christmas party to show them some support...without dragging along journalists to document it. At the time she was very sincere about making a difference. I liked her. Whatever, there isn't a lot between the major parties these days. Good luck to her, she'll need it.

Hagarr
24-06-2010, 06:17 PM
She's got lubbly Jubblys!

gixkat
24-06-2010, 07:25 PM
Saw a clip of her on the news tonight bouncing up and down in a tight tee shirt, yep nice fun bags there;)
quote:Originally posted by Hillsy

Hard to tell by the way she dresses, but I suspect she might actually have nice titties......

boris
24-06-2010, 07:33 PM
quote:Originally posted by Shiny Things

I met her about 3 years ago, when my dad's company went into receivership & the workers got dicked out of their entitlements. She showed up at their Christmas party to show them some support...without dragging along journalists to document it. At the time she was very sincere about making a difference. I liked her. Whatever, there isn't a lot between the major parties these days. Good luck to her, she'll need it.

always great to see a poli doing some good without having a camera prompt them to do so lets just just hope she can do better

Large
24-06-2010, 07:49 PM
Being a fucking Stalinist, the only question will be where do the labour camps get built?

ACTAngler
24-06-2010, 08:30 PM
I felt sorry for Rudd until I found out he stepped down instead of going to a vote. The only thing worse than losing is QUITTING.

Hillsy
24-06-2010, 09:30 PM
quote:Originally posted by ACTAngler

I felt sorry for Rudd until I found out he stepped down instead of going to a vote. The only thing worse than losing is QUITTING.


He did the right thing. If he tried to fight he would have ripped the Labour party apart and fucked up any chance of them retaining government at the next election. Which would mean Tony Abbott as PM.

He did the right thing.....

336LJ
24-06-2010, 11:50 PM
my fav quote today has been "I just hope all the women dont get high and mighty over the country being run by a woman, we werent the first country. north korea has had a lesbian running it for years"

alfiestorm
25-06-2010, 06:01 AM
Oh dear oh dear a ranga in charge, no chance of getting the ginger tax passed now is there :D:D

RevHead
25-06-2010, 08:05 AM
anythings gotta be better then the short little fucker before rudd or rudd himself ,no government can help australia

pommie02
25-06-2010, 08:09 AM
isn't she Welsh

Fight_fan
25-06-2010, 08:36 AM
Her folks are n she was born there i think... so yes, yes she is! N a yank is NSW premier! I dnt care 4 kineally either...

StuNVA
25-06-2010, 08:44 AM
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Kevin Rudd".

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you. "Do you really want to get rid of Kevin Rudd ?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better?

Tomorrow we'll do Julia Gillard!!

StuNVA
25-06-2010, 09:40 AM
On a bitterly cold morning in Canberra, Kevvy is being chauffeured to Parliament House.
It is so cold that Lake Burley Griffin has frozen over.
As he jumps out of the Caprice, Kevvy looks over the Lake & notices that someone has "peed" on the ice & left a message............"KEVVY SUCKS".
Kevvy is enraged & orders ASIO to investigate with "no expenses spared" & to report within two weeks.
Two weeks later, the head of ASIO reports to the PM & says...."our investigation is over & I have three pieces of news for you....good news, bad news & terribly bad shocking news".

Well says Kevvy, give me the good news. The head of ASIO says..."We spent $5 million dollars on the investigation & have come to a successful result".

Well says Kevvy what's the bad news?

The head of ASIO says "The DNA testing shows the urine is Wayne Swann's". Kevvy is shocked beyond belief.
Looking pale, Kevvy says" & what is the terribly bad shocking news?"

The ASIO chief replies...." It's Julia Gillard's hand writing".

StuNVA
25-06-2010, 10:08 AM
What has McDonalds and Australia got in common?
They are both run by red headed clowns

Rocket
25-06-2010, 10:26 AM
So where's the chest puppy shots ?

StuNVA
25-06-2010, 02:26 PM
This is as close I have at the moment, but I'm working on it.
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm70/stunva/dudd.jpg

Elapid
25-06-2010, 02:46 PM
One cold winter's morning in late June Tony Abbott approaches the Canberra Lodge. He speaks to Commonwealth security standing guard and says, "I would like to go in and meet with the Prime Minister Kevin Rudd."

The Guard looks at him and replies, "Sir, Mr. Rudd is no longer Prime Minister and no longer resides here."

"Okay", says Tony and walks away.

The following day, Tony again approaches the Lodge and says "I would like to go in and meet with the Prime Minister Kevin Rudd."

The Guard again told him, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr.Kevin Rudd is no longer the Prime Minister and no longer resides here."

Tony just thanks him and, again, walks away.

The third day, Tony again approaches the Lodge and speaks to the very same Guard saying, "I would like to go in and meet with Prime Minister Kevin Rudd"

The Guard, understandably agitated at this point, looks at Tony and says,

"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Rudd I've told you already that Mr.Rudd is no longer Prime Minister and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

Tony looked at the Guard and explained, "Oh, I understand. it's just that I love hearing you say it."

The Guard snapped to attention and saluted,

"See you tomorrow, Sir."

Benz
25-06-2010, 03:11 PM
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1277532104.jpg

KATO ZX7
25-06-2010, 08:59 PM
oh dear, so wrong but so funny stuNVA

Rangas rule!

336LJ
26-06-2010, 12:39 AM
quote:Originally posted by KATO ZX7

oh dear, so wrong but so funny stuNVA

Rangas rule!


This is true. and I'm going to find the page/thread where someone posted about 100 pics of the finest rangas in all the land!

80s freak
26-06-2010, 04:18 PM
Yes she's Welsh, her folks moved here in 1966 from a village called Barry.

Jup
26-06-2010, 04:42 PM
quote:Originally posted by 336LJ


quote:Originally posted by KATO ZX7

oh dear, so wrong but so funny stuNVA

Rangas rule!


This is true. and I'm going to find the page/thread where someone posted about 100 pics of the finest rangas in all the land!


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=19178

KATO ZX7
27-06-2010, 12:50 AM
i watched the news tonight and when Julia Mc Gulia came on i found myself trying to check out her boobs......

you guys put some strange ideas into my head :D but she does have a good full set ;)

oldskool
27-06-2010, 03:10 PM
You should try and hook up with her for some red on red action. Id pay good money to see that lol

Jup
27-06-2010, 05:13 PM
I'll hold the video camera!

BANDITROD
27-06-2010, 06:39 PM
i will hold onto ........ummmmmm well you get the idea lol

KATO ZX7
27-06-2010, 07:20 PM
^^^ your toothbrush? lol

StuNVA
27-06-2010, 08:06 PM
quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

i will hold onto ........ummmmmm well you get the idea lol


a pillow

Zooks
28-06-2010, 01:07 AM
You're a bunch of sick puppies.


http://winkiesworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/sick_puppy-600x319.jpg

336LJ
30-06-2010, 12:42 AM
quote:Originally posted by Jup


quote:Originally posted by 336LJ


quote:Originally posted by KATO ZX7

oh dear, so wrong but so funny stuNVA

Rangas rule!


This is true. and I'm going to find the page/thread where someone posted about 100 pics of the finest rangas in all the land!


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=19178

In times of need, you have never let us down.

Large
30-06-2010, 09:42 PM
The best thing about having a woman Prime Minister is that we wont have to pay her as much

336LJ
30-06-2010, 11:58 PM
quote:Originally posted by Large

The best thing about having a woman Prime Minister is that we wont have to pay her as much



... respect? :D

Shiny Things
01-07-2010, 11:42 AM
quote:Originally posted by KATO ZX7

i watched the news tonight and when Julia Mc Gulia came on i found myself trying to check out her boobs......

you guys put some strange ideas into my head :D but she does have a good full set ;)


They did it to my head too Kato, found myself checking out her chest in a newspaper! [:I]

Large
01-07-2010, 01:36 PM
oh and they can sack the cleaners and cooks from the lodge.

08-07-2010, 07:30 PM
quote:Originally posted by pommie02

isn't she Welsh
er...yeah

336LJ
09-07-2010, 02:13 AM
dammit - she has boobs? how good are we talkin here...? cause the ugly fucker doesn't wear anything that shows it off on the telly thats for sure

StuNVA
11-07-2010, 04:30 PM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/4799802/kevin_rudds_downfall/

StuNVA
12-07-2010, 09:56 AM
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm70/stunva/kevsmack.jpg

StuNVA
13-07-2010, 10:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qub4lWT6GNk