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mrgixxer
23-06-2010, 08:51 AM
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, party goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded victims. For the male support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow Pages.

Weaselman
23-06-2010, 11:52 AM
I knew that chick at cooma wanted to rape me when we turned up

rod185651
23-06-2010, 12:50 PM
LOL Yep an oldy but goldy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzU1ISSsGiM

Jup
23-06-2010, 04:24 PM
WOW, thanks for the heads up!

Nudie
23-06-2010, 04:57 PM
quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

I knew that chick at cooma wanted to rape me when we turned up



hahahahaha the cleaner with vomit breath

rod185651
23-06-2010, 06:17 PM
quote:Originally posted by Nudie


quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

I knew that chick at cooma wanted to rape me when we turned up



hahahahaha the cleaner with vomit breath


So funny cause it's true :D

Macca2010
24-06-2010, 03:55 PM
i know all about it it has happened to me on several occassions:D

Weaselman
24-06-2010, 05:21 PM
quote:Originally posted by Nudie


quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

I knew that chick at cooma wanted to rape me when we turned up



hahahahaha the cleaner with vomit breath


no the skinny crackhead

stu
24-06-2010, 09:25 PM
Yep, in the cruelest of these instances men have awoken with a strange circular device, use gold in colour located between the pinky and middle finger of the left hand. This device has be known to destroy disposable income and take the fun out of simple pleasures. Although it can be removed its strange powers remain. Be careful.;);)

Jup
25-06-2010, 04:55 AM
Bloody hell, next thing you know they'll be running the country!