Cooking for the lazy guy with household tips

[bladehunter]

Don't blame me if you get busted by ya missus or burn down the kitchen

Cheese on toast:
Turn your toaster on its side and put the bread with the cheese on in. Comes out perfect every time

Reheating snags:
Just drop thin snags straight in the toaster, thick ones may need slicing in half.May even work with steak.

Pre-buttered toast:
Butter the bread before toasting.

Blown a globe in the kitchen, fitting too high or just can't be fucked changing it, old school light globes in the microwave make a great temporary light. (no they don't fit in the toaster)

[Weaselman]

Ive cooked chops in my toaster

[JackTar]

I've cooked toast in a chopper.

[Redmohawk]

wrap your snags in tin foil several times and poke between headers and engine on bike with a little fencing wire to hold it onto pipes, butter bread slop with sauce and put in zip lock bag stuff into bike jacket, ride for an hour and stop for lunch lol Same deal with burtha the bus but she has just the right spot for a couple of pies over exhaust headders lol

[RevHead]

i had a torana yrs ago, n were wrapped snags in tin foil then wired a tin can to the extractors and sat the snags in the tin ,,we drove from liverpool syd to nowra 1/2 way there we stopped n ate those fuckers the tasted great ,,

[Iceman]

I got a wife, never had to cook since

[RevHead]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

I got a wife, never had to cook since
[8D]yeah my marriage was like that for the 1st 5 years,,, now its,, im not cookin i worked all day,,fuck wot did i do as well ,

[rod185651]

Hash Browns can be easily cooked in the toaster also. But drain excess oil afterwards or you will have a fire the next time you use the toaster..... Or so I am told

[BANDITROD]

i have cooked yabbies in the kettle before ....and i also have a wife to cook for me

[StuNVA]

When I was 18 we used to boil our vegies and the kettle because the potatoes were in the only pot we had.....used the toaster for hash..........browns....yeah hash...browns a few time too.

[KATO ZX7]

oh dear,

scarey but you boys have some good ideas ;)