APRIL FOOLS RUN 2007 AWARDS

[ozkat]

Ok here is the go. There will be at least 10 trophys/awards presented this year at the AFR in Dubbo. Seeing as you will be the people recieving the trophys/awards Si and i have decided that you should submit what awards you would like to be given out. For example "Best owner built" or "Best forum photo" etc. So put your thinking caps on (or beer goggles) and post your awards up here.

[Gix11]

BEST IMPROVEMENT ON BIKE BUILD SINCE LAST YEAR.

[ozkat]

Oh yeah i forgot to mention awards will only be going to members who attend the 2007 AFR and also all winners will be decided at the 2007 AFR by all those attending by voting.

[Large]

Best Gut.

Best Katana.

[Gix11]

What did I tell you Shayne???? Wait for "The person who travelled the least award" and "The person with 'halk' in their name award" etc etc.....

Assuming I can make it, I want the 'old bloke, old bike' award. :D

And it's only 400k from here, do it in a morning (as long as the Mexicans don't stop every 20 bloody minutes :D)

[Zed14]

most" self built streetfighter " not shop bought and whacked together in an afternoon streetfighter.

[Iceman]

Most stock standard, non-streetfightered bike/car.

[Large]

Most rererereposted burnout pic

[jakam04]

Best Newbie first attempt

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by chalk10

Assuming I can make it, I want the 'old bloke, old bike' award. :D

And it's only 400k from here, do it in a morning (as long as the Mexicans don't stop every 20 bloody minutes :D)
so ill have older bloke on older bike award and "best rat bulit by a scottish bloke from irvine near glasgow award award"

[speeddemon]

'most elegant off'

Yes Large that also includes dropping the bike on the gravel while near stationary

[suxukifreak]

Best GSX1400 [^] ;)

[alfiestorm]

How about

The best man boobs award

The best female boobs award

The ugliest bastard award

The most hideous bike award

The best beard award male or female (Trimmed or left wild) :D

Distance traveled by bike award

Miss topless AFR award

The most drunken bastard award

Tale of woe award (who fell off the best on the way to the AFR)

[fimpBIKES]

we should DEFINITELY run a miss topless AFR padgent!!! [:P]

[ozkat]

You blokes should be more specific with the awards, what about, Best green zx7 with a zx9 motor from Vic? or Best black katana with oilcooled motor from Hornsby, or even best gsxr 1100 streetfighter painted blue with R1 tail RGV swingarm from the Sunshine Coast? Or even Best GSX14 blue and white with twin headlights, Ohlins shocks, from Brissy. ;) Cmon you can do better than that. :( All suggestions for awards must be in by the end of the month. If we dont get enough sensible ones Si and i will decide what awards are given out.

[BOHEMION]

All Round Best Custom fighter for 2007

Best Custom figher Below 900cc

Best Custom fighter Above 900cc

Best Factory Naked Fighter Modded

Most Effort on a fighter since 2006

Most insane creation

Best Members Action Picture on the forum

Best Streetfighter Picture on the forum

Most Laughs On the Forum ( Clown Award )

Best Shed fighter (1st , 2nd and 3rd places???) - Big Heart Big effort low budget..

Best Semi Pro Fighter. ( Access to Mills and lathes etc etc all bits built by owner ) - up to the level of Stu and Ben

Most Noticable dedicated member for 2007

Most informed Member ( Guru Award ) Best "How to" section reports and tech help on ASF

To name a few???


The Iceman award ( Biggest Tool )[:p]

[Iceman]

Gotta have a biggest tool award, I've been training for it all year.

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

Gotta have a biggest tool award, I've been training for it all year.




Are you getting ready to defend your title hey mr iceman ...

Jarrod

[Iceman]

I certainly am:D

30 is not 10...how many will be required please guru's.
I already have an award,so exclude me from the running,...time for the new blokes to recieve encouragement.As per usual,Boh is on the money.Lets keep it to a minimum so the punters have something to aim for.Im a classic example of what "encouragement" can build with 12 months notice.this shit gets better every year.

[ozkat]

10 is fine Davo, there are other things i have planned as well. Boh is on the right track but we need to generalise things more. I was thinking along the lines of.... Encouragement award, Hard luck award, Fighters choice (open to any bike attending), Best web photo, etc.

[dazz]

"The Blue/White Stripped appron award" for the biggest butchery job to make something work...:D.............(must be of the rough persuasion):D

[chong]

Dere is not such a ting as a fighter below 900cc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Iceman]

quote:original post by Chong
Dere is not such a ting as a fighter below 900cc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![:0]

[Foxy]

quote:Originally posted by alfiestorm

The most drunken bastard award


Finally an award i may have a chance to win!!![xx(]

[Large]

quote:Originally posted by Foxy


quote:Originally posted by alfiestorm

The most drunken bastard award


Finally an award i may have a chance to win!!![xx(]


sounds like a challenge!

[jakam04]

1. Best Fighter for a newbie (joined forum since last AFR),
2. Best Fighter for a Snr member,
3. Encouragement award (for up and coming members),
4. Biggest Tool,
5. Most advice given on forum,
6. Most Selfless person (who has given most assistance building other peoples bikes). Not valid for professional bike builders


How are these ideas OZ...

Jarrod

[Foxy]

quote:Originally posted by Large


quote:Originally posted by Foxy


quote:Originally posted by alfiestorm

The most drunken bastard award


Finally an award i may have a chance to win!!![xx(]


sounds like a challenge!
Your on :D

[Large]

quote:Originally posted by Foxy


quote:Originally posted by Large


quote:Originally posted by Foxy


quote:Originally posted by alfiestorm

The most drunken bastard award


Finally an award i may have a chance to win!!![xx(]


sounds like a challenge!
Your on :D


ok...shall we say 4pm in the front bar of whatever salubrious sly grog den we're in?[:p]

[Large]

btw Shayneeeeee.

I was talking with Mr tropheee today. If you go for sublimation (printed on the plate like last years awards) rather than engraving....we could get maybeee 15-20 plates printed up so no one knows which are being awarded.

At least that way...if we have a "Best sub500ml Forced Aspiration" trophy...and it doesn't make it all the way...we can award it to the "Best Polished Head" or something

:D

[ozkat]

Best polished head.... now thats a great award. Good competition between Turbokat, Deano and Des, oh yeah even Rexie is a contender now.

[fimpBIKES]

quote:Originally posted by Large


quote:Originally posted by Foxy


quote:Originally posted by Large


quote:Originally posted by Foxy


quote:Originally posted by alfiestorm

The most drunken bastard award


Finally an award i may have a chance to win!!![xx(]


sounds like a challenge!
Your on :D


ok...shall we say 4pm in the front bar of whatever salubrious sly grog den we're in?[:p]



send me an SMS 5minutes before kick-off and i shall be there!!!! :D

[ozkat]

Yeah Yeah you blokes are all talk, you will proberly be in bed by 8.30 like another hard bastard (no names) as he was last year. Pussies. My Nanna would out drink you blokes. [V];)

[Large]

quote:Originally posted by fimpBIKES


quote:Originally posted by Large


quote:Originally posted by Foxy


quote:Originally posted by Large


quote:Originally posted by Foxy


quote:Originally posted by alfiestorm

The most drunken bastard award


Finally an award i may have a chance to win!!![xx(]


sounds like a challenge!
Your on :D


ok...shall we say 4pm in the front bar of whatever salubrious sly grog den we're in?[:p]



send me an SMS 5minutes before kick-off and i shall be there!!!! :D


And if we send you an SMS 5 minutes after we start you'll be goooooone :D

[fimpBIKES]

chances are i shall be gone already


and probably be off talking to new members about some crazy sandpaper tyres theory [:P]

[ozkat]

quote:Originally posted by Large

Most rererereposted burnout pic
now thats a great idea :D

[ozkat]

Here is a list of suggested awards for the AFR. It will have to be cut down to around 10 or if you have any other suggestions please post them up here

Best self built streetfighter
Most Effort on a fighter since 2006
Most insane creation
Best Picture on the forum (motorcycle related)
WTF picture award (non motorcycle forum picture)
Biggest tool
Hard Luck Award
Encouragement award
The Guru award (he who helped others the most)
The long ride award (longest distance traveled to the AFR by bike)
Best streetfighter overall
Best oldschool bike (pre 1990)
Best newschool bike (post 1990)
The clown award (who gets the biggest laughs on the forum)
Racers award ( forum member who put in the biggest effort in any form of racing)
Best QLD fighter
Best NSW fighter
Best Vic fighter
Best SA fighter (min of 2 bikes must attend)
Best Tas fighter (min of 2 bikes must attend)
Most insane member (attending AFR)
Forum King (most input to the ASF forum)

quote:Originally posted by ozkat

Yeah Yeah you blokes are all talk, you will proberly be in bed by 8.30 like another hard bastard (no names) as he was last year. Pussies. My Nanna would out drink you blokes. [V];)


Jeez you're a bitch Oz :D

And this year I am bringing whatever chemicals it takes to stay active, if necessary I'll even raid the local old folks home for tips on staying awake :D

[Tony Nitrous]

Awards ?

Mmmmmm.....

* Furthest distance to Dubbo with a pillion ?

* Best pair of matching Faired / Unfaired, blue, 1300cc bikes ?

* Best photo of CrazyMoFo sliding down the road on his arse ?

* Longest time taken to remove a fairing ?

*.... FARK!! Im struggling again this year! :D

[jock]

Best Jackass style stunt award

The back yard mechanic's award for the most dodegy / dangerous mod

Most ingenious use of a cable tie award

The Shortest / nosiest can award

[Jockney Rebel]

best rat

[banditR1]

best boobs
and best pecs

[Gix11]

Shayne will win both of those.

Go to any race meet[:p]& there will be "best presented" this is not nesasaralee "best bike" or "best team effort"[:X]
It is the package of what that competetor has to "use" x by effort[8D]
To m:De it`s not a compatishon:)it`s a great ride

[Large]

Hey Shayneeee

Got the list yet?

[ozkat]

quote:Originally posted by Large

Hey Shayneeee

Got the list yet?
ill email it tonight big fella

might be 1 extra delivery yet..."Most PISSWEAK" Excuse for not turning up to the A.F.R.

So far it's between Damo and Dazz...LOL.

[ozkat]

Largeone you have mail.

[Large]

So do you

[ozkat]

Back at you.

[Iceman]

I reckon,
Biggest tool
Best 500cc turbo
and
least constructive imput.

Yes, I want at least 3 trophies this year.