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latheboy
14-05-2010, 08:12 AM
http://www.zgeek.com/content.php/2448-Woman-claims-3D-porn-got-her-pregnant

I'm watch one and see if i get pregnant:D

Fight_fan
14-05-2010, 08:51 AM
HaHaHa U could jst imagine the consumer quotes on the dvd case! "It was like he was cuming right at me!" LOL

Surt
14-05-2010, 11:02 AM
hahaha more deadnecks!:

"US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation."

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1273807578.jpg

Macca2010
14-05-2010, 02:50 PM
She might have been visited by those bloody aliens again i didnt know that there are black ones a well:D

Swordsy
14-05-2010, 05:44 PM
It would have been more believable if she said that she'd hung a shit and it started crying!

devo
14-05-2010, 05:50 PM
I read a comment from someone a little while back which I thought was clever..... Have unprotected sex with the wrong person and get an STD
look at the wrong porn on the internet and you get a virus , shit you can't win [:0]
:D:D:D

Large
14-05-2010, 08:23 PM
HAHAHA more internet retards


quote:Originally posted by Surt

hahaha more deadnecks!:

"US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation."

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1273807578.jpg

Surt
15-05-2010, 09:08 AM
quote:Originally posted by Large

HAHAHA more internet retards


quote:Originally posted by Surt

hahaha more deadnecks!:

"US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation."

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1273807578.jpg




bahaha!!! more polishing turd!

-Dex-
15-05-2010, 09:49 AM
Not to piss in the collective wheeties here, but you guys know this is a hoax right?

Surt
15-05-2010, 12:37 PM
its a conspiracy damnd sure! :D

MTBEERWAH
15-05-2010, 09:09 PM
a hoax....bullshit....true.....surely not?
quote:Originally posted by -Dex-

Not to piss in the collective wheeties here, but you guys know this is a hoax right?

latheboy
15-05-2010, 10:38 PM
quote:Originally posted by -Dex-

Not to piss in the collective wheeties here, but you guys know this is a hoax right?


Real Dex?
But its on the interweb so it must be true;):D