It could be that time again.......

[Gix11]

Just fishing around and will probably regret saying this as I have so much other shit to do, but does anyone fancy doing the annual T-shirt slogan comp yet?

[Tone]

quote:Originally posted by Gix11

Just fishing around and will probably regret saying this as I have so much other shit to do, but does anyone fancy doing the annual T-shirt slogan comp yet?


Here's a man with his priorities sorted!;)

[Foxy]

Yep

Yep

[suxukifreak]

Do i win? :D

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/52952755261475.jpg

[Jockney Rebel]

ERM GOT ONE FOR THE BACK..."IF I WANTED U UP MY ARSE ID BUY A CONDOM" COPYRIGHT 2007 :}

[Jockney Rebel]

OR ....FULLY PAID UP TARMAC TERRORIST

Fuck the standards have raised since last year,stop reading Dolly magazine you faggots. we want some quality entries this year...
like: YOUR NANNA'S CUNT IS A HIGHLY TUNED VELOCITY STACK.
(or just for you fwankinbyker) :IF I WANTED 1 UP MY ARSE,I'D FULLY PAY A TERRORIST.

Alfie, maybe you should go with "I WEAR MY CAP ON BACKWARDS TOO FIT MORE COCK IN MY MOUTH".

GENERALLY I'M GOOD AT GETTING THE BALL ROLLING.
sorry, i wasnt yelling.

[Docktor]

How about,Alcatraz....... where they put arseholes for a stretch .....
Oh... wrong forum hey ? How about,
Theres fukin fightin words .. then there's fighterin fuckin bikes !!!
With a gix thou powered buell on the front !!!.
hehehehehehe

Somecunt called my bike a Buell today Doc,needless to say,he woke up black and blue.Maybe he's been hangin around www.whencousinsfuck.com again.

[Fiend]

For our own sanity........


<center>YES IT'S A STREETFIGHTER
NOW FUCK OFF!!!!</center>

[Docktor]

Faaaark Davo, Ya shitting me ?. Pray tell how they arrived at that stunning piece of bikethknowedness......... ?

Doc

[Gix11]

Fiend. Davo's already there mate, been there a while in fact:

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/images/events/1770/DSC00228.jpg

[evad]

How about :- Streetfighters are bikes idiot

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by davo

Fuck the standards have raised since last year,stop reading Dolly magazine you faggots. we want some quality entries this year...
like: YOUR NANNA'S CUNT IS A HIGHLY TUNED VELOCITY STACK.
(or just for you fwankinbyker) :IF I WANTED 1 UP MY ARSE,I'D FULLY PAY A TERRORIST.

Alfie, maybe you should go with "I WEAR MY CAP ON BACKWARDS TOO FIT MORE COCK IN MY MOUTH".

GENERALLY I'M GOOD AT GETTING THE BALL ROLLING.
sorry, i wasnt yelling.

ok then D ont A sk,V irago O wner:D

[Jockney Rebel]

or.............IMGOINGF
ASTERT
HANY
OU

[Jockney Rebel]

or........shit 240?
is that all? officer

[Jockney Rebel]

or..........
If u have to ask ,u dont understand!

[Scrapyard]

quote:Originally posted by jakam04



5) Best things in life are naked... Hot Chicks and Bikes...



LIke this one. But inset pics for (Hot Chicks and Bikes...)

[dazz]

Posted 1 a while ago Gix

"Arseholes make shit
BMW put wheels on it"

or
'
<center> "Arseholes make shit
BMW put wheels on it
For arseholes to sit on!" </center>

or
<center>
"EVOLUTION
Arseholes Make Shit
Harley Put Wheels On It
For Arseholes to sit on" </center>

[Foxy]

Two that are a bit close to home for me at the moment are:-

1. IF ITS GOT TITS OR WHEELS, IT WILL COST YOU

2. ITS NOT LEAKING OIL, IT MARKING ITS TERRITORY

[Slingblade]

How bout

"crouching fighter, puckered sphincter"

[Iceman]

'I'm from the internet'

[Iceman]

'I went on the ASF fools run and alls I got was this crappy T-shirt'

[BillyWhizz888]

Streetfighter<center></center>
your enviromentally<center></center>
plastic free zone<center></center>

[zx12argh]

"No I didn't crash it but thanks for asking fuck wit"

My two cents worth.

[BillyWhizz888]

Streetfighters!<center></center>
Strip and get Naked<center></center>

[WATEVR]

"PLASTICS ARE FOR DILDO'S"

[suxukifreak]

<center>[u]STREETFIGHTERS</u>

FANTASTIC
WITHOUT
PLASTIC</center>

[crazymofo]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

'I'm from the internet'




i'll go with that one ROFL!


cheers.joe.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by frankenbiker

or..........
If u have to ask ,u dont understand!

U dont buy horsepower
U build it

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by mad mundy

U dont buy horsepower
U build it
[8D]

[Jockney Rebel]

it only looks weird from the front...
but then ur never gonna see the front!

[ozkat]

Nah, i dont think anyone is interested Si.

[suxukifreak]

<center>GRAB IT BY
THE THROAT AND
FLOG IT!
</center>

You sure you're on the right forum Sux?

Shouldn't this be taken up at one of you're therapy sessions?

:D

[BillyWhizz888]

<center>If you wanna push shit up a hill
Buy a wheelbarrow or ride a Scooter</center>
<center>oneupthebumnobabies</center>

[BillyWhizz888]

<center>I Took the Road Less Traveled
Now Where the Fcuk Am I?</center>

[Hillsy]

......only cars have windscreens......

.....fairings are for pussies who can't hang on.....

......I swapped my fairing for this shirt......

[Jockney Rebel]

THE ONLY THING PLASTIC
ON THIS BIKE IS HER
TITS


ILL GET KILLED FOR THIS ...:D

[jock]

here are a few

Second place is first loser

may the force not see you

lifes pretty straight without twisties (pinched from somewhere here)

therapy is for quitters

[megareg]

quote:Originally posted by Hillsy

......only cars have windscreens......

.....fairings are for pussies who can't hang on.....

......I swapped my fairing for this shirt......


Love those ones, but does my Kat have a fairing or a flyscreen???

How about "If the front wheel don't have air under it... you ain't ridin' hard enough" or words to that effect...

Cheers.

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

'I went on the ASF fools run and alls I got was crabs... 3 years running!Maybe Dubbo can offer me something new.;)

[fimpBIKES]

they have elephants in dubbo davo ;)

[sfoc711uk]

Designed in a pub built in a shed

Yes its an old one i know.

[dazz]

<center>Rev Limiters
there to be used


and what made YOU buy THAT?


ugly when it's naked,
that title goes to your wife


stretched arms & bleeding ears = street fighter
stretched ears & bleeding arse = Scooter rider</center>

[zx12argh]

How about

Streetfighters - putting the Argh back in R
ZX-ARGH
GSX-ARGH
CB-ARGH
FZ-ARGH

[dazz]

<center>boy + bike = man
man + fighter = LEGEND</center>

[zx12argh]

Streetfighters : Let the good times roll.... over your grandmother.

[geesexar]

I FIGHTER...I FUCK...AND I LOVE THE STREET

[pt]

only sandwiches should be wrapped in plastic....

my bikes only like this cause your wife ran over it

when i stripped my bike i thought of your wife

[Large]

Do Farts Have Lumps?

I'm Only Fat Cause Your Mum Feeds Me After I Fuck Her

[Fiend]

<center>On The 1st Day
SATAN made
STREETFIGHTERS</center>


or


<center>Aussie Streetfighters
Menace to Society</center>

or

<center>STREETFIGHTERS!
Bike
EVILUTION</center>


But I like this one the best.....

<center>YOU CRASH IT!
WE'LL USE IT!
www.streetfighters.com.au</center>

And it's good advertising......

[Iceman]

I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color

[Cruisecontrol]

If the engine is hiding,
it aint worth riding!



.

[Gix11]

Shit! Some of these are really good! I guess that's a yes then? Keep 'em coming and I'll choose a few in a week or two.

[catchmeifyoucan]

when god created man, we were naked...
when man created bikes, they were naked...

[catchmeifyoucan]

i didnt get to finish that post, FUCKIN cats walking all over the FUCKIN keyboard...
when god created man, we were naked...
when man created bikes, they were naked...
take a hint, ride a streetfighter...

[dazz]

from a post by pupa smurf

<center>Australia
love it or
fucken leave it</center>

[jakam04]

Here are all my attempts at a slogun instead of spread on a few posts (deleted the other posts to save room lol)

1) I'm the good twin officer, my bad twins 50kms up the road by now.

2) If you want plastic, go see Michael Jackson.

3) Wheelies save tyres.....

4) Keep trying, your still behind me LMFAO.....

5) Best things in life are naked... Hot Chicks and Bikes...

6) Speed limits? cops? Laws?.... Dont use those swear words at me

7) Streetfightering is to bikes as Jenny craig is to Fat chicks.... Lose that excess bulk.

8) Careful, this bike has tourettes.. it could go nuts at any time...

9) No oonce Oonce Oonce needed to make this beast desireable.....

10) This bike aint fully sick... its senfuckensational

11) I have only four cylinders and two wheels but it's twice as quick as your V8 with four wheels.

12) My Fetish is fighterin.....

Jarrod

[latheboy]

Its a STREETFIGHTER
Why ? Cause Plastic Is gay:(

Streetfighter - Proven on the road
- Not in the pub

[papa smurf]

quote:Originally posted by dazz

from a post by pupa smurf

<center>Australia
love it or
fucken leave it</center>

YEP

[Jockney Rebel]

british by birth,scottish by the grace of god, australian by choice
ill just have this one to me self .....:)

[Cruisecontrol]

May contain traces of NUTS




.

[ozkat]

100%
STREETFIGHTER

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

May contain traces of NUTS




.
kin good m8:D

[Jockney Rebel]

how fast d'ya wanna go today?

[suxukifreak]

<center>I'm a
LOVER
on a
FIGHTER</center>


<center>[B)] [:0] ;) [:o)] [8D]</center>

[papa smurf]

quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak

<center>I'm a
LOVER
on a
FIGHTER</center>


<center>[B)] [:0] ;) [:o)] [8D]</center>


Oh yeah,,,,like that one,[:p]

[megareg]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

May contain traces of NUTS




.


Not bad that one.

[suxukifreak]

<center>My bike is
like your wife,
SMALL HEADLIGHTS
but
GREAT BACKEND

[}:)]
[8D][|)]
[:o)]:D[}:)]
[}:)]:)[8D];)
:([:X][8)]:D:D
[B)][:I][:0][:p][^][:o)]
</center>

[catchmeifyoucan]

<center>Australia
love it or
fucken leave it</center>
[/quote]

i like that one...

[zx12argh]

how about

Streetfighters : Go harder then a priest in a boys school.

or

Streetfighters : You cant BUY em like this.

or

My front wheel is up so often I've forgotten what its for.

or

Undue Care? Nah mate didn't care at all.

or

Dude. Where's my bike?

[BillyWhizz888]

quote:Originally posted by Gix11

Shit! Some of these are really good! I guess that's a yes then? Keep 'em coming and I'll choose a few in a week or two.

What about a poll????????

[Gix11]

Yep, that's what we do when I have enough good ones. Pick the top 10 and vote on them like the previous years.

Just for the record, the previous winners have been:

SATAN IS MY BITCH (from Gibbo)

and

I'M NOT RACIST, I'LL RACE ANYONE (from Turbokat)

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by Gix11

Yep, that's what we do when I have enough good ones. Pick the top 10 and vote on them like the previous years.

Just for the record, the previous winners have been:

SATAN IS MY BITCH (from Gibbo)

and

I'M NOT RACIST, I'LL RACE ANYONE (from Turbokat)


0-NUTTER IN 3.6 SECS

[BillyWhizz888]

<center>Streetfighters
Beyond Infinity
And The Wreckers!</center>

<center>Saw It, Wanted It, Had A Fit ...
Fightered It</center>

[jakam04]

Build one of one.. aint no copy here sunshine

[dazz]

<center>Here is 1
I prepared earlier</center>

[suxukifreak]

<center>ASF</center>
<center>FOR THE RIDE
OF YOUR LIFE</center>

[suxukifreak]

<center>ASF...

WE HAVE
STICKERS</center>

[TurboKat]

quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak


<center>ASF...

WE HAVE
STICKERS</center>

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D L.O.L.
Excellent Des, that gets my vote.
(If you don't get it, you weren't at last years Fools.)

[TurboKat]

How about;
<center>STREETFIGHTERS</center>
<center>WE'RE THE GUYS</center>
<center>YOUR MUM WARNED YOU ABOUT</center>

[crazymofo]

quote:Originally posted by turbokat


quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak


<center>ASF...

WE HAVE
STICKERS</center>

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D L.O.L.
Excellent Des, that gets my vote.
(If you don't get it, you weren't at last years Fools.)


ROFL!!

pure gold there des.

top effort

cheers.joe.

[jakam04]

I didnt have to pay Honda dealer prices for this shirt....


Finally... A shirt worth wearing...


Yes, this is my best side....

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak


<center>ASF...

WE HAVE
STICKERS</center>



i can only imagine !!

[Jockney Rebel]

<center></center>ASF
ALSO AVAILABLE IN BLACK<center></center>BUGGER CANT GET THIS BIG FANCY LETTER THING TO WORK

[Stocky]

I do it because I can, I can because I believe, I believe because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't!!

I am not a complete idiot - there are some vital bits missing!!

All of my opinions are purely factual....in my opinion

[Foxy]

quote:Originally posted by turbokat


quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak


<center>ASF...

WE HAVE
STICKERS</center>

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D L.O.L.
Excellent Des, that gets my vote.
(If you don't get it, you weren't at last years Fools.)
I thought it was If you remember it you weren't at last years fools [xx(]

[jubuntu]

quote:Originally posted by zx12argh

"No I didn't crash it but thanks for asking fuck wit"

My two cents worth.


hahahaha thats classic... a variation of this might be in order

[jubuntu]

" THE NO PLASTIC FANTASTIC "

" AUSSIE STREET FIGHTERS, SPONSORED BY METAL AND DETTOL"

" ASF - EATS UTES AND LEAVES"

" YOU HAVE JUST BEEN PASSED BY AN AUSSIE SREETFIGHTER"

[jubuntu]

" NO ITS NOT CRASHED, BUT IT SOON MAY BE"

[Foxy]

Streetfighters.......recycled for many happy returns

[Scrapyard]

Streetfighter: If parts fall off, they weren't that important.

[Iceman]

'Yes, I fuck'

[scotty mac]

quote:Originally posted by Scrapyard

Streetfighter: If parts fall off, they weren't that important.


you got my vote:D:D[:p]

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by Scrapyard

Streetfighter: If parts fall off, they weren't that important.


good one

[fimpBIKES]

"you break it, i bought it"



"rubber roads + sandpaper tyres = unlimited burnouts"


"youre a cunt"


or in BIG mirror-writing letters on the front
"MOVE"