It could be that time again.......

[Jockney Rebel]

this is probably already on here but its a good one

designed in a pub
built in a shed
ridden by a looney

[unsane]

Based on the late nite music at the vic xmas party:

<center>TurboKat
Say
Relax</center>

[Large]

<center>I GOT
IT OFF
EBAY</center>

[Fiend]

<center>WHY ??
WHY NOT !!!
AussieStreetfighters</center>

[jakam04]

If one mans trash is anothers treasure, Call me Captain Jack Sparrow

[geesexar]

FUCK I DIDNT BUY IT LIKE THIS

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by catchmeifyoucan

<center>Australia
love it or
fucken leave it</center>


i like that one...
[/quote]

I saw a sign might have even been on this site had a map of Aus and said something about australian immigration the sign had in big letters on the map FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.

[Jockney Rebel]

ASF
world domination tour
not makin any more posts i like this number:D

[Gix11]

Why not the classic "Virgin eliminator tour?"

[geesexar]

I WAS A VIRGIN TILL A STREETFIGHTER FUCKED ME[8D][8D]]

[zx12argh]

quote:Originally posted by geesexar

I WAS A VIRGIN TILL A STREETFIGHTER FUCKED ME[8D][8D]]

owww... that must have been a painful off...

[Jockney Rebel]

IM VIRGIN on the RIDICULOUS

[Jockney Rebel]

IF YOU CAN READ THIS UR STILL TOO SLOW

[chopaweeza]

Here's one we use in the Chopper Builders exclusively for members. Just change the word Chopper to Streetfighter and you have a winner.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/chopaweeza/Buildoff3007.jpg

[loosebruce]

"Goes as good as it looks."
or maybe "Goes better than it looks"( if ur talking about mine)
"No plastic, no bling, All motorcycle"
"As flash as a Ratbike with a gold chain"(insert rat logo here)
"NO I'm not on medication."
"I feel like sportsbike for breakfast"(But harleys are bad for my cholesterol)

[TurboKat]

<center>STREETFIGHTERS</center>
<center>MORE TORQUE</center>
<center>LESS PORK</center>

[jakam04]

Just like an athlete, there aint no fat in this bike

[WATEVR]

<center>LEAN
MEAN
FIGHTERED
MACHINE</center>[/

[Foxy]

The only thing wrong with it
is the nut between the
handle bars and the seat!!

[Iceman]

<center>I
FUCKED
PARIS HILTON</center>

[suxukifreak]

<center>ME
TOO!!</center>

[Large]

<center>ME
THREE!!</center>

[Iceman]

It is believable.

[jubuntu]

"FUCK YOU BUSH... WE'RE RIDING YOUR WMD'S" - ASF

Aussie Street Fighters - Building WMD's Since the first Gulf War

Aussie Street Fighters - We dont need a Jet to crash and burn

Aussie Street Fighters - Its Australian for "Jihad"

"ASF - Where Terrorism really Begins"

just dont try to fly with one of these Tshirts.



;)

[sickboy]

"ASF..........
DUBBO GENE POOL EXPANSION TEAM"

[Ed74mnd]

Streetfighters: Coolness money can't buy

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by WATEVR

<center>LEAN
MEAN
FIGHTERED
MACHINE</center>[/
ill go for that one[8D]

[Jockney Rebel]

FIGHTER PILOT<center></center>

[Rocket]

STREETFIGHTER OWNER
NO YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE LIKE THIS

STREETFIGHTERS ARE
BUILT NOT BOUGHT

STREETFIGHTER OWNER
ONE MAN AND HIS SHED

STREETFIGHTERS
NOT MASS PRODUCED

STREETFIGHTERS
ALL THE REST ARE CRAP

STREETFIGHTER
A LIMITED PRODUCTION RUN OF ONE

[jubuntu]

lets see if anyone gets this......:D




Australian Street Fighters are just like the wombles.

"Making good use of the things that we find, things that the everyday folks leave behind"

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by jubuntu


lets see if anyone gets this......:D




Australian Street Fighters are just like the wombles.

"Making good use of the things that we find, things that the everyday folks leave behind"
under gruond .overground womblin free the wimbles of wombldon common r we...[^]:D:D:D

[Gix11]

Wimbles of Wombledon. Never heard that version before. Like it though....... Somehow I had a wombles album. Remember you're a womble......." Where the fuck is this topic going? Back to the status quo please ladies.......

[jakam04]

Hows the fun going choosing a few finalists for sloguns going Si... Bloody heaps to go through and to choose from.

Have fun

Jarrod

[Iceman]

<center>Streetfighter
not
bar fighter,
fuckwit!</center>

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by Gix11

Wimbles of Wombledon. Never heard that version before. Like it though....... Somehow I had a wombles album. Remember you're a womble......." Where the fuck is this topic going? Back to the status quo please ladies.......
ok "rockin al over the world....."

[suxukifreak]

<center>IF YOU CAN
READ THIS,
SOMEONE STOLE
MY JACKET</center>

[Iceman]

<center>THIS
IS MY
CLEAN SHIRT</center>

[jakam04]

My other shirt is an ABBA reunion shirt

[latheboy]

STREETFIGHTERS ... You'll never take us alive

[Vcook]

quote:Originally posted by jakam04

My other shirt is an ABBA reunion shirt


hahahahha, you got my vote.

<center>IF YOU CAN
READ THIS,
I'M GETTIN' OLD
AND SLOW</center>

<center>COME ON...
BE A MAN.
'FIGHTER IT UP</center>

[Fiend]

<center>zero to naked
in 5 seconds</center>


<center>This bike is Protected
by
Extreme Violence</center>

[jakam04]

<center>**STREETFIGHTER**

[u]Translation:</u> Bikes semi naked or
naked modified by artists
inspired by individualism.</center>

[sickboy]

STREETFIGHTERS
MAKE IT NEATER
WITH MAKITA.

<center> TUPPERWARE IS
FOR HOUSEWIVES</center>

[Jockney Rebel]

my granny
kickstarts concorde

[megareg]

quote:Originally posted by chalk10


<center>IF YOU CAN
READ THIS,
I'M GETTIN' OLD
AND SLOW</center>




Can I use that one???? :D:D

[Jockney Rebel]

THE OLDER I GET THE FASTER I WAS....<center></center>

[Large]

<center>Anna Nicole
Smiths Baby's
Father</center>

[BillyWhizz888]

<center>Streetfighters are to Steetbikes</center>
<center>as</center>
<center>Aids is to sex</center>

[zx12argh]

quote:Originally posted by Large

<center>Anna Nicole
Smiths Baby's
Father</center>

Really? me too.

[sharky]

"STREETFIGHTER"

A MOTORCYCLE ON A CRASH DIET

[Iceman]

<center>REAL MEN
RIDE
NAKED</center>

[Iceman]

<center>NON-CONFORMIST</center>

[jakam04]

<center>(picture of a middle finger being displayed)

Bird of Prey</center>

[jubuntu]

LORD OF THE O RINGS

[loosebruce]

What drugs aren't I on?

[Cruisecontrol]

<center>Even My Balls</center>
<center>Are Billet</center>

[Jockney Rebel]

HEAVEN WONT HAVE ME AND HELLS
AFRAID ILL TAKE OVER<center></center>

quote:Originally posted by sharky

"STREETFIGHTER"

A MOTORCYCLE ON A CRASH DIET



I can see it now, we'll become known as the "Jenny Craigers" of the motorcycle world :D

[Rocket]

HORN BROKEN
WATCH FOR FKN HUGE WHEELIE

[jubuntu]

AUSTRALIAN STREET FIGHTERS - &lt;INSERT POLITICALLY INCORRECT SLOGAN HERE&gt;

[Iceman]

<center>too fuck
to drunk</center>

Go the Ramones RIP joey

[megareg]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

<center>REAL MEN
RIDE
NAKED</center>


Actually done that, shit I was pissed, its a wonder I wasn't locked up! [:I]

[Phill]

GET NAKED
SHOW US YOUR BITS
STREETFIGHTER STYLE

[zx12argh]

My other ride is your wife.

[BillyWhizz888]

<center>A Streetfighter</center>
<center>The ride of your life</center>
<center>Better than your wife!</center>

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by chalk10

Go the Ramones RIP joey
"i fought the law and the law ran":D........

quote:Originally posted by frankenbiker


quote:Originally posted by chalk10

Go the Ramones RIP joey
"i fought the law and the law ran":D........


"Too Tough To Die"

or
<center>Streetfighters
Too Tough To Die</center>

[Gix11]

quote:Originally posted by frankenbiker


quote:Originally posted by chalk10

Go the Ramones RIP joey
"i fought the law and the law ran":D........


I thought that was the Clash?

Yeah, you're right Gix, but a lot of people believe that the Ramones covered it as well, even DJ's etc.

[Large]

<center>All The Bits
Missing From
This Bike Are
Now Available
From Ebay Or
The Tip</center>

[Cruisecontrol]

<center>Some Assembly
Required...</center>





.

I still like my entry from last year, suits my riding style perfectly eh Turbo

[u]<center>Too Stupid
To Die</center></u>

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by Gix11


quote:Originally posted by frankenbiker


quote:Originally posted by chalk10

Go the Ramones RIP joey
"i fought the law and the law ran":D........


I thought that was the Clash?
erm i thot Ramones covered it too ah well ....

[hooligan]

Faster Than A
Chromed Tractor

[Gix11]

Maybe something simple like "Get 'em off!"

What the fuck am I adding to it for. Look jow many bloody suggestions I have to wade through already. Bollox.

[Hillsy]

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

'I'm from the internet'




Still one of my faves so far...

[jubuntu]

AUSSIE STREET FIGHTERS - WE DONT TAKE SHIT, WE BUILD IT.

[Phill]

or
WE TAKE SHIT AND BUILD IT - NAKED

[Iceman]

I love naked japs

[sickboy]

WE CAME
WE SAW
WE FIGHTERED

[zx12argh]

Sorry bout the huuuuuuge post but thought I would do a recap of whats gone on...

About 200 hundred entries so far... shit. Have fun gixy me old china

IF I WANTED U UP MY ARSE ID BUY A CONDOM
FULLY PAID UP TARMAC TERRORIST
YOUR NANNA'S CUNT IS A HIGHLY TUNED VELOCITY STACK
IF I WANTED 1 UP MY ARSE,I'D FULLY PAY A TERRORIST.
I WEAR MY CAP ON BACKWARDS TOO FIT MORE COCK IN MY MOUTH
Alcatraz....... where they put arseholes for a stretch
Theres fukin fightin words .. then there's fighterin fuckin bikes !!!
YES IT'S A STREETFIGHTER NOW FUCK OFF!!!!
Streetfighters are bikes idiot
shit 240?
is that all? officer
IMGOINGF-ASTERT-HANY-OU
If u have to ask ,u dont understand!
Best things in life are naked... Hot Chicks and Bikes...
Arseholes make shit BMW put wheels on it
Arseholes make shit BMW put wheels on it For arseholes to sit on!
EVOLUTION Arseholes Make Shit Harley Put Wheels On It For Arseholes to sit on
IF ITS GOT TITS OR WHEELS, IT WILL COST YOU
ITS NOT LEAKING OIL, IT MARKING ITS TERRITORY
crouching fighter, puckered sphincter
I'm from the internet
I went on the ASF fools run and alls I got was this crappy T-shirt
Streetfighter your enviromentally plastic free zone
No I didn't crash it but thanks for asking fuck wit
Streetfighters! Strip and get Naked
PLASTICS ARE FOR DILDO'S
STREETFIGHTERS FANTASTIC WITHOUT PLASTIC
U dont buy horsepower U build it
it only looks weird from the front... but then ur never gonna see the front!
GRAB IT BY THE THROAT AND FLOG IT!
If you wanna push shit up a hill Buy a wheelbarrow or ride a Scooter
oneupthebumnobabies
I Took the Road Less Traveled Now Where the Fcuk Am I?
only cars have windscreens.
fairings are for pussies who can't hang on
I swapped my fairing for this shirt
THE ONLY THING PLASTIC ON THIS BIKE IS HER TITS
Second place is first loser
may the force not see you
lifes pretty straight without twisties
therapy is for quitters
If the front wheel don't have air under it... you ain't ridin' hard enough
I went on the ASF fools run and alls I got was crabs... 3 years running!Maybe Dubbo can offer me something new.
Designed in a pub built in a shed
Rev Limiters
there to be used
and what made YOU buy THAT?
ugly when it's naked, that title goes to your wife
stretched arms & bleeding ears = street fighter stretched ears & bleeding arse = Scooter rider
Streetfighters - putting the Argh back in R ZX-ARGH GSX-ARGH CB-ARGH FZ-ARGH
boy + bike = man man + fighter = LEGEND
Streetfighters : Let the good times roll.... over your grandmother.
I FIGHTER...I FUCK...AND I LOVE THE STREET
only sandwiches should be wrapped in plastic....
my bikes only like this cause your wife ran over it
when i stripped my bike i thought of your wife
Do Farts Have Lumps?
I'm Only Fat Cause Your Mum Feeds Me After I Fuck Her
On The 1st Day SATAN made STREETFIGHTERS
Aussie Streetfighters Menace to Society
STREETFIGHTERS! Bike EVILUTION
YOU CRASH IT! WE'LL USE IT! www.streetfighters.com.au
I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color
If the engine is hiding, it aint worth riding!
when god created man, we were naked... when man created bikes, they were naked... take a hint, ride a streetfighter...
Australia love it or fucken leave it
I'm the good twin officer, my bad twins 50kms up the road by now.
If you want plastic, go see Michael Jackson.
Wheelies save tyres.....
Keep trying, your still behind me LMFAO.....
Best things in life are naked... Hot Chicks and Bikes...
Speed limits? cops? Laws?.... Dont use those swear words at me
Streetfightering is to bikes as Jenny craig is to Fat chicks.... Lose that excess bulk.
Careful, this bike has tourettes.. it could go nuts at any time...
No oonce Oonce Oonce needed to make this beast desireable.....
This bike aint fully sick... its senfuckensational
I have only four cylinders and two wheels but it's twice as quick as your V8 with four wheels.
My Fetish is fighterin.....
Its a STREETFIGHTER Why ? Cause Plastic Is gay
Streetfighter - Proven on the road - Not in the pub
May contain traces of NUTS
100% STREETFIGHTER
how fast d'ya wanna go today?
I'm a LOVER on a FIGHTER
My bike is like your wife, SMALL HEADLIGHTS but GREAT BACKEND
Streetfighters : Go harder then a priest in a boys school.
Streetfighters : You cant BUY em like this.
My front wheel is up so often I've forgotten what its for.
Undue Care? Nah mate didn't care at all.
0-NUTTER IN 3.6 SECS
Streetfighters Beyond Infinity And The Wreckers!
Saw It, Wanted It, Had A Fit ... Fightered It
Build one of one.. aint no copy here sunshine
Here is 1 I prepared earlier
ASF FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE
ASF... WE HAVE STICKERS
STREETFIGHTERS WE'RE THE GUYS YOUR MUM WARNED YOU ABOUT
I didnt have to pay Honda dealer prices for this shirt....
Finally... A shirt worth wearing...
Yes, this is my best side....
ASF ALSO AVAILABLE IN BLACK
I do it because I can, I can because I believe, I believe because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't!!
I am not a complete idiot - there are some vital bits missing!!
All of my opinions are purely factual....in my opinion
THE NO PLASTIC FANTASTIC
AUSSIE STREET FIGHTERS, SPONSORED BY METAL AND DETTOL
ASF - EATS UTES AND LEAVES
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN PASSED BY AN AUSSIE SREETFIGHTER
NO ITS NOT CRASHED, BUT IT SOON MAY BE
Streetfighters.......recycled for many happy returns
Streetfighter: If parts fall off, they weren't that important.
Yes, I fuck
you break it, i bought it
rubber roads + sandpaper tyres = unlimited burnouts
youre a cunt
or in BIG mirror-writing letters on the front "MOVE"
designed in a pub built in a shed ridden by a looney
TurboKat Say Relax
I GOT IT OFF EBAY
WHY ?? WHY NOT !!! AussieStreetfighters
If one mans trash is anothers treasure, Call me Captain Jack Sparrow
FUCK I DIDNT BUY IT LIKE THIS
ASF world domination tour
Virgin eliminator tour
I WAS A VIRGIN TILL A STREETFIGHTER FUCKED ME
IM VIRGIN on the RIDICULOUS
IF YOU CAN READ THIS UR STILL TOO SLOW
I'm building a Streetfighter so FUCK OFF & bug somone else
Goes as good as it looks."
Goes better than it looks
No plastic, no bling, All motorcycle
As flash as a Ratbike with a gold chain (insert rat logo here)
NO I'm not on medication.
I feel like sportsbike for breakfast (But harleys are bad for my cholesterol)
STREETFIGHTERS MORE TORQUE LESS PORK
Todays bad guy, tomorrows shepherd shit
LEAN MEAN FIGHTERED MACHINE
The only thing wrong with it is the nut between the handle bars and the seat!!
I FUCKED PARIS HILTON
ME TOO!!
ME THREE!!
FUCK YOU BUSH... WE'RE RIDING YOUR WMD'S - ASF
Aussie Street Fighters - Building WMD's Since the first Gulf War
Aussie Street Fighters - We dont need a Jet to crash and burn
Aussie Street Fighters - Its Australian for "Jihad
ASF - Where Terrorism really Begins
ASF.......... DUBBO GENE POOL EXPANSION TEAM
Streetfighters: Coolness money can't buy
FIGHTER PILOT
STREETFIGHTER OWNER NO YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE LIKE THIS
STREETFIGHTERS ARE BUILT NOT BOUGHT
STREETFIGHTER OWNER ONE MAN AND HIS SHED
STREETFIGHTERS NOT MASS PRODUCED
STREETFIGHTERS ALL THE REST ARE CRAP
STREETFIGHTER A LIMITED PRODUCTION RUN OF ONE
Australian Street Fighters are just like the wombles. - "Making good use of the things that we find, things that the everyday folks leave behind"
Streetfighter not bar fighter, fuckwit!
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, SOMEONE STOLE MY JACKET
THIS IS MY CLEAN SHIRT
My other shirt is an ABBA reunion shirt
STREETFIGHTERS ... You'll never take us alive
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I'M GETTIN' OLD AND SLOW
COME ON... BE A MAN. 'FIGHTER IT UP
zero to naked in 5 seconds
This bike is Protected by Extreme Violence
**STREETFIGHTER** Translation: Bikes semi naked or naked modified by artists inspired by individualism.
STREETFIGHTERS MAKE IT NEATER WITH MAKITA.
TUPPERWARE IS FOR HOUSEWIVES
my granny kickstarts concorde
THE OLDER I GET THE FASTER I WAS....
Anna Nicole Smiths Baby's Father
Streetfighters are to Steetbikes as Aids is to sex
"STREETFIGHTER" A MOTORCYCLE ON A CRASH DIET
REAL MEN RIDE NAKED
NON-CONFORMIST
(picture of a middle finger being displayed) Bird of Prey
LORD OF THE O RINGS
What drugs aren't I on?
Even My Balls Are Billet
HEAVEN WONT HAVE ME AND HELLS AFRAID ILL TAKE OVER
HORN BROKEN WATCH FOR FKN HUGE WHEELIE
AUSTRALIAN STREET FIGHTERS - &lt;INSERT POLITICALLY INCORRECT SLOGAN HERE&gt;
too fuck to drunk
Go the Ramones RIP joey
GET NAKED SHOW US YOUR BITS STREETFIGHTER STYLE
My other ride is your wife.
A Streetfighter The ride of your life Better than your wife!
i fought the law and the law ran
Streetfighters Too Tough To Di
All The Bits Missing From This Bike Are Now Available From Ebay Or The Tip
Some Assembly Required...
Too Stupid To Die
Faster Than A Chromed Tractor
Get 'em off!
AUSSIE STREET FIGHTERS - WE DONT TAKE SHIT, WE BUILD IT.
WE TAKE SHIT AND BUILD IT - NAKED
I love naked japs

How bout next year only take entries from financial members [:p] either there will be less entries or the site will become mega-profitable!!!

[suxukifreak]

Mate, well done. ;)

[catchmeifyoucan]

thats a lot of fuckn ideas, have fun gix..

Gotta admit Ice's "I Love Naked Japs" would be good for a laugh

[papa smurf]

Fuck me,,,,,,good luck Si.[:0]

[sharky]

"Too drunk to fuck" Dead Kennedys.. as was "I fought the law and I won"

quote:Originally posted by sharky

as was "I fought the law and I won"



Yeah? What album? cos I can't find it.

[fimpBIKES]

im really liking
"I'm a LOVER on a 'FIGHTER"

quote:Originally posted by fimpBIKES

im really liking
"I'm a LOVER on a 'FIGHTER"


I ain't wearing a t-shirt with that on it, it just wouldn't be right.

[sharky]

May '87. 'Give me convinience or give me death' album after defeating the 'pornographic material to minors' charge. [^]

Drinkin' beer in the hot sun
I fought the law and I won
I needed sex and I got mine
I fought the law and I won

The law don't mean shit if you've got the right friends
That's how this country's run
Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had
I fought the law
And I won

I blew George and Harvey's brains out with my six-gun
I fought the law and I won
Gonna write my book and make a million
I fought the law and I won
I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan
My cop friends think that's fine
You can get away with murder if you've got a badge
I fought the law
And I won
I am the law
So I won.

Cool, thanks mate, I'll have to chase up a copy of the album

[sharky]

No worries mate..if you get stuck let me know ;)

[shano]

I got it;
<center>ALL TORQUE</center>
<center>&</center>
<center>NO TRACTION</center>

[alfiestorm]

I will add this

You can hardly see me

[Iceman]

When in doubt,
hang it out!

[Iceman]

<center>OFF TAP</center>