For the Pom in you......

[BillyWhizz888]

Warning Issued By Yorkshire Police:

Clubbers in West Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject Ecstasy directly into their mouths.

This dangerous practice is known as 'E by gum' and should be reported immediately

[rock hard]

Fook off ya twat

[BillyWhizz888]

And theres more... ;)

But did you know that Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe originally came from Yorkshire. If you spell his name backwards it reads e-ba-gum

[Fight_fan]

I dnt get it... [V]

[Hagarr]

Funny as Fuck!

Mugabe backwards HAHAHAHAHAHAH !!

[boris]

we must of left englad too many generations ago FF cos nor do I

[MuNch]

by Gum yar a funneh bastard

[Mishdog20]

I'm confused!

[Gix11]

You need to know someone from, or been to Yorkshire to understand that lads. This may help ya (courtesy of CBRRT - Jon):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nth4rZZM5tQ


Let's just say it's an old thing.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqFzpFcMDrg

Strange accent that Yorkshire accent....

[Nudie]

Just when you think you've got a handle on that accent, you cross the street or walk around the corner, and it's all Greek again!
Fuck me, they dont travel far from home up there do they!!??

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

Fuck all wrong wi yorksha folk ! An wen all ya suthurn shandy swillin poofs av stopped tekkin the piss al tek the artside an slap the daft outa ya ! Cunts !

[oldskool]

Daft broosh!

[HOS]

I worked in my yoof with 2 Yorkshiremen for a year or two.
Very damaging when I was such a young lad :D

Dour fuckers they wurr !! Strong Cheddar cheese sliced on your fruit cake ??? Dirty, dirty bastads [xx(]:D:D

The Yorks expression about a woman being "a scuttle" is one that stayed with me for many decades !

[legion]

bahaha, hogia, bod yn ddoniol fel! ond ceisiwch Cymraeg? ac yna, i ymuno a ni!!! [}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]

[legion]

no eisteacht le Amhranaiocht Bran Barrs! Bigi linnnnnnnn!!!
[}:)]

[Jockney Rebel]

stop speakin welsh or ill start typin in gealic lol [and yeah it was rhetorical i know its turkish]

[HOS]

I was working in Wensbury (Black Country) behind the chemical works, during the lunch hour each day I walked down the road to a Victorian era pub and could`nt tell a fookin word from the local black country langauge !! .... and I`m a Brummie ;):D

[Gix11]

I tried to find a good Dudley accent but all I copuld find was this: http://accent.gmu.edu/soundtracks/english40.mov

[pommie02]

Here's a little ditty

Ee bah gum
can your belly touch your bum
can your tits hang low
can you tie them in a bow.

does anyone know the rest of it ?

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

quote:Originally posted by pommie02

Here's a little ditty

Ee bah gum
can your belly touch your bum
can your tits hang low
can you tie them in a bow.

does anyone know the rest of it ?

Is ya knob made a brass
can ya stick it in your lass

[pommie02]

eee by gum
Version 1:
Stick your fingers up your bum.
Let your tits hang low.
And tie them in a bow.
Yo!
Version 2:
Eee by gum
Does your belly touch your bum?
Do your balls hang low?
Do they waggle to and fro?

[Surt]

all i gots ur fucking mugabe is a pom :) yee by gum wats then[?]

[:p]