hit a couple of shops and encountered the following fucktards
Shop no 1
(me) got any straight srad tanks?
(staff) yeah, I'll go get one
bloke comes back with a "custom" painted tank that even a blind man can see is full of bog
(me) no good mate the (welded) seam at the front of the tank is "missing", it's been bogged up
(staff) nah, I don't think you can see the seam welds
(me) yes,yes you can have you got another as I only want a good one
(staff) we can do this one for $250
(me) nah, only want a straight one in original paint
(staff) well I'll go have another look
comes back with a tank in original paint all good, no dents and I showed him the front which you can clearly see the welded seam but...................
(me) it's full of rust (not surface, big chunky flakes and the pump mounting flange was literately so rusted it would need sandblasting)
(staff) well it's straight with no dents, we can do this one for $350
do you think I bought it?............. yeah like fuck I did!
mate's workshop
(tard) I need some fork seals replaced (gix 1000)
(mate) yeah no worries bring it in
(tard) I had them replaced once by ****** and they leaked I reckon they didn't fit them properly
(mate) well he's usually pretty good have you ever dropped it?
(tard) well ummm yeah
(mate) before you had the seals done?
(tard) well ummm yeah
(mate)didn't you bring me a gix 1000 f/end to straighten?
(tard) ummm yeah you stripped it apart and said it had bent inners
(mate) did you replace them?
(tard) ummm well no just took it ****** and he put it back together with new seals
(mate) and now the fork seals leak?
(tard) ummm yeah
(mate) well I can fit new seals for you no problem
(tard) yeah cool
(mate) but they'll leak again
(tard) new seals will leak, why?
(paused)
do you need to be told why? if you answered yes go hang yourself coz you're a 'TARD!
(resumed)
(mate) BECAUSE THE FORKS ARE FUCKING BENT!
(tard) oh yeah is that why?
(mate) yes they're fucked, I told you they were fucked, why pay someone to put the f/end back together with new seals when it's fucked?
(tard) so I could ride it
(mate) sorry I can't fit new seals to a bent f/end
(tard) oh okay
does anyone else run into fucktards of this nature?