Hello Everybody!
Anyone interested in a lunch run to the Flowerdale Pub on Anzac Day?
Basic Idea:
Meet at Healesville around 11am.
Race through the Toolangi Forest to lunch.
After lunch, make it up.
ASFers who live north/west of Melb can meet at the pub if they want an extra sleep in.
Long range weather suggests 22 deg & fine for Anzac Day.
Yeah could be keen
For God's sake God!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ask'em[V], tell'em[}]!!, yer God fer feck's sake[:0]. Burn a few hedges in their lounge rooms or something
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Ya stupid pratt, what do you think being omnipotent means .............. never having to say please......... or sorry.
Just smite their arses (and I don't mean that in a faggoty kind of way[:I]) if they don't turn up at you're command.
It's a farkin sad little universe when even God takes on the behaviour of the weak, witless, whining left. Next you'll be telling us that you voted for Bob Hawke. [xx(]
Pick up you're act God, or there'll be no more worship from me.
And while we're about it God, there's that little matter of the Harpy YOU let me marry.
Now come on, fair shake of the stick God. Putting me in a home as a kid was bad enough, giving me the parents YOU did was bad enough, letting Beelzebub loose on the world was a pearler too, not to mention all the Mossies, Voodoo dicks, and scientologists you've allowed to continue breeding..................But fuck me, she was just plain eveil mate, and YOU didn't even bother giving me a tap on the shoulder to say "watch out, even Beelsy wouldn't touch her" Nooooooooo YOU send me a fucking priest and a cake...............bastard.
Ahh Chalky, you make me laugh!
You expect an awful lot from someone who doesn't exist!
You're REALLY trying to unseat Davo for the title aren't you Chalk.
If I can get new tread and a service b4 then I'll be there.
Hey "you type, therefore you exist"quote:Originally posted by God
Ahh Chalky, you make me laugh!
You expect an awful lot from someone who doesn't exist!
Which makes you fair game for me to blame[^], you built this hotrod called the universe (well at least Jesus did, ala Ministry)[)]
shit mr Chalk, dont take any responsibility for your own silly decisions will you.
:-)
Now here's how it really went down Claire
Me and a mate were out wandering through the bush, when we stumbled across a bit of agricultural activity. Being the concerned ctizens we are, we thought we'd remove this introduced plant species from the National Park we were in, all of it. Well, as things are want, we eventually straightened out, only to discover that I had gotten married in the intervening 3 months. Well now I'm a responsible kind of chap, and am willing to accept that perhaps we shouldn't have taken, and consumed, the whole f'n crop, that was a little bit much.
BUT.........................by definition (ie HE created the f'n universe and everything in it) GOD essentially provided the drugs, by definition (IE being omniscient) HE knew that I was going to pig-out on it, and by definition (ie being omni-prescient) HE knew that that would result in the disaster that is the crux of the matter here. And by definition (ie being omni-benevolent) HE should not have allowed it to happen.
Now if the local pub Landlord can be sued over drunk drivers, then I should be able to sue (ie effectively blame) God over my drugged-fuelled marriage.
OK?
I mean it all sounds logical and well thought out to me.
didnt billy connolly make a film about that?
just Burn 'em Mr Chalk, burn 'em!
anyway, you can take pleasure and joy in being a mad tyre destroying thingy now :-)
Bah no chance for me... My birthday is on the 26th and I have to goto Adelaide and pick up a mate for the party on the weekend. Anyone in the Mildura area is invited but you should know before hand.. Its gonna be a LAN party since in another life Im a hardened computer geek and we plan to have a 24-48 hour session of gaming at my work... There will of course be a well stocked esky and the barby will be fired up for bacon and eggs on sunday morning. But the prime focus is lots of digital mayhem. If you wanna come send me a PM....
Something to do with this I take it: www.mmorpg.com
I got confused just looking at the home page?
A serious Cold Fusion site if ever I saw one!
Hey there guy's i'm new and would enjoy doing this ride with you. See you at Healsville
No fuck off. One Deano is enough..........
Just don't mention you ride a Honda Pnut.
See ya there
I'm keen as well, Shano? Gibbo?
We're all at the mercy of the weather at this time of year in Victoria unfortunately.
Been here one hour and getting told to Fuck off[?] What kind of person are you miss?quote:Originally posted by Foxy
No fuck off. One Deano is enough..........
Just don't mention you ride a Honda Pnut.
See ya there
One that likes to hang shit on you, when's Pommy Boy joining up???
Probably the year 3000 [quote:Originally posted by Foxy
One that likes to hang shit on you, when's Pommy Boy joining up???
Hello Everybody!
This is God.
Confirming Meeting Point:
Healesville 11am outside caryard next to Ampol petrol station RHS heading out of town.
Lunch:
Flowerdale hotel - guess we'll get there around 12.30pm.
If anyone has questions after 3pm today, send me a PM.
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