fucking hell
Nope but bring her around here hahaha
fuck religion is retarded - and adults with imaginary friends need to wake up to themselves
..as usual guilt 101
"Do you really think that the almighty being that created the universe cares if you touch a little titty?"
LMAO
Jesus wears a cape
http://jesuschristscoolblog.blogspot...ring-cape.html
Si vis pacem, para bellum
full body condom lol
weaselman you have to much time on your hands my good freind LMFAO
LOL Kev, he was probably surfing for boobies again... then again who can blame him, everyone loves boobies!
well seeing as those poor mormon girlies cant get no love why cant we step in
Because you're a ranga/one of god's mistakes.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
all them god botherers need a good shagging anyway
what i wished to be single the day I was about to tell some random door knocker to fuck off (night shift + :AM =) - only to be met by 2 jehovas witness's in the form of disgustingly attractive early 20yo girls in what appeared to be churchy/business attire. (to this day I have never been as WOW'd, fucking incredible)
when she asked "would you like to talk about god" I just wanted to say "no but I can cut the bullshit and give you a taste of heaven"...then whip out my cock, assuming either they are disgusted and leave, or take you up on the offer, (its WIN/WIN)..
ahh. but... as quick as I thought of it,
YANK - missus whips the ball and chain... door closes.. "no thanks"
*internal fuuuuuuuuck noooooo*
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