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quote:Originally posted by uncle pervy
since killing bin laden the feds here in aust are chasing up an aboriginal terror cell. so far they have arrested Bin Bludgin, Bin thievin, Bin boozin and Bin dealin. these arrests were made by information provided by Bin laggin. however they are still to find Bin working
That's more like it UP
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quote:Originally posted by uncle pervy
since killing bin laden the feds here in aust are chasing up an aboriginal terror cell. so far they have arrested Bin Bludgin, Bin thievin, Bin boozin and Bin dealin. these arrests were made by information provided by Bin laggin. however they are still to find Bin working
stop it you guys, i'll think you like me
What do Osama bin Laden and Kate Middleton have in common?
Last Sunday they both had a their backdoors smashed in and a bloke from the navy shoot in their faces.
Bwahahahaha that's great
Bin Ladens DNA has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa,52% Coconut, 18% sugar and 6% milk. Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head
Bwahahaha thats fuckin gold Large.
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There once was an old man called Osama,
Who caused the yanks some drama,
They spotted his head,
And shot the cunt dead,
And that's what they call fucken Karma.
Breaking News:
All mini marts, 7-11s, taxi services
and petrol stations will be closed this week
due to a death in the family...
Bush tried and failed,
Clinton tried and failed,
Obama tried and succeeded.
The moral of the story?
If you want someone shot hire a nigger.
Osama bin Laden sent Barack Obama a coded message to let him know that he was still alive:
"--370HSSV ---- 0773H". Barack is baffled. The FBI & NSA can't decipher it. They ask Britain's MI6 for help but in vain so they sent it to Gardai HQ in Ireland. The Gardai replied: 'Tell the president he's holding it upside down'.