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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 02 Jul 2009 : 04:18:14
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Bah....hahahaha, we were in Colchester the other week mate, Donna and I saw that jacket and I said I know a little Hooligan that will fit one day. We both laughed like fuck and had to get it. I know its a bit big for Mini Mike at the moment mate, but as you say, He will grow into it, ha ha. Just need to get a ASF patch for your Missus to stich on to it.
How's the little bloke doin anyway Mate, is he still shitting yellow, Bwaaaaaaaah, or have you got him on the solid stuff yet. I cant remember what was worse mate, lol.
Any hay who, Mike, whats been going on with the bike Fella, any progress in that department, or is Mrs. Mike about to drop another one, ha ha. I been checkin in on you from time to time, well every day really, and not much has been going on.
When you have a mo I have a question for you about my wiring mate, I'm not 100% sure I have it right as the bottom bulb is not as bright as the top one, and when I pull the pass switch it goes out completely. I think it might be something to do with the brown wire as there was no brown on the new switch gear. I'm quite sure it was the wire that went from the Blade switch to the side / parkin light.....Hmmmmmmmmm, I dunno!!!
Apart from that matey, all is good in Hollywood. |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02 Jul 2009 : 04:25:05
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Originally posted by Tomanyprojex
Jon, you are a mental generous fucker. I can't believe that you can find M1 jackets that small! As soon as it fits him there will be phots. Thanks mate in a big way. Sould you everneed anything just ask. Except BJs, for them you can ask someone else...
I went out with a woman that turned out to be a bloke when I worked in Germany mate, so I came real close to getting a B.J. from a bloke. Owww Fuck, gulp....Bwaaaa, a little bit of sick just came up. |
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Fight_fan
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Australia
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Posted - 02 Jul 2009 : 07:40:38
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quote:
Originally posted by CBRRRT
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Originally posted by Tomanyprojex
Jon, you are a mental generous fucker. I can't believe that you can find M1 jackets that small! As soon as it fits him there will be phots. Thanks mate in a big way. Sould you everneed anything just ask. Except BJs, for them you can ask someone else...
Owww Fuck, gulp....Bwaaaa
LOL I thought that was the sound the 2 of u made!  |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02 Jul 2009 : 15:01:32
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Thats reserved just for you Lance me boy.
I have a big bag of sweets and some kittens in my shed Lance, would you like to see them?
Come round later tonight my little friend, but dont tell anyone where your going, will you!
Owww Fuck, gulp....Bwaaaa!!!! |
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Fight_fan
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Australia
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Posted - 02 Jul 2009 : 16:08:50
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Originally posted by CBRRRT
Thats reserved just for you Lance me boy.
I have a big bag of sweets and some kittens in my shed Lance, would you like to see them?
Come round later tonight my little friend, but dont tell anyone where your going, will you!
Owww Fuck, gulp....Bwaaaa!!!!
Aww 4 real mister? That sounds super swell! 
LMFAO! U dirty old man! I bet thats what u tell all the little streetfighters! |
No Money, Not Spending As Much Time With Your Friends & Loved Ones As You Used Too? Chances Are, YOUR BUILDING A STREETFIGHTER!
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02 Jul 2009 : 16:31:04
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Only the ones with a pretty mouth Lance
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Tomanyprojex
Weekend Warrior
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02 Jul 2009 : 22:38:56
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Hey Lance! Do not go into the shed with the scary man 
Unless you want to |
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Shortfuse
New to Streetfighters
Australia
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 00:27:46
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CBRRRT, I have been on ASF for a few months as I research different things for my build, and came across this thread thanks to your SSSA conversion. YOU BASTARD!!! I have been stuck in front of this screen reading this thread word for fucking word. I have not been able to move for fucking ages.
Well done with your build. It is a really hot looking bike. Glad you got rid of the headlight. I had to read back a few pages to see if I had missed your line of thinking. Nope. New one looks awesome but.
So, although you will probably hear from me during my SSSA conversion in the coming months, for now, thanks for a great build and a really entertaining read. You are one talented and funny fucker. |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 03:16:39
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Dude, we are all glad to have you on board, and I thank you for the "YOU BASTARD" as it is without doubt the nicest thang any one has ever said to me, LMFARO.
The headlamp is a chapter in my life I would rather forget mate, as its right up there with the time I came home from work and decided to lay on the bed having a wank with my head phones on  . When I finished and opened my eyes, a cheese sandwich and a cup of tea had appeared on the bed side cabinet  . That wasn't the worst bit mate, I found out my Mum had popped in to let the dog out for a piss as my wife had called her and told her we might be late home from work .
When my wife got home she asked if I had seen my Mum, I said, "well not exactly" 
Anyway back to the thread mate, if you need any help with your swing arm just drop me a line Fella. I promise I've washed my hands!
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 03:27:39
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Originally posted by Tomanyprojex
Hey Lance! Do not go into the shed with the scary man
Unless you want to
Puppies, Kittens, a big bag of sweetys, and gallons and gallons of soda pop Lance, all just waiting for you down my shed!
Now I aske you Lance, does that sound scary to you my young, supple, nuvile friend?
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holyman_999
Weekend Warrior
Australia
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 03:39:09
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Busted wanking with headphone's on by your mum.... that's fucking hilarious!!!! what makes it even funnier, is the fact you were old enough at the time to be married!!!
nice work, dude!!!!! |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 04:20:30
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| Dude, what do you mean old enough at the time to be married, it happened this afternoon! |
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Harry
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Australia
1383 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 16:03:35
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FOR GOD SAKE ! Shortfuse did you not see the warning label on this thread.....DO NOT PRAISE THE POM....now we will all have to deal with him!!!.......READ THE WARNING'S  quote:
Originally posted by Shortfuse
CBRRRT, I have been on ASF for a few months as I research different things for my build, and came across this thread thanks to your SSSA conversion. YOU BASTARD!!! I have been stuck in front of this screen reading this thread word for fucking word. I have not been able to move for fucking ages.
Well done with your build. It is a really hot looking bike. Glad you got rid of the headlight. I had to read back a few pages to see if I had missed your line of thinking. Nope. New one looks awesome but.
So, although you will probably hear from me during my SSSA conversion in the coming months, for now, thanks for a great build and a really entertaining read. You are one talented and funny fucker.
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Harry
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Australia
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 16:11:49
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Well i at least see shortfuse is in the know on how to deal with you jon.......we will be needing 20kilo's of amoinia nitrate 10 litre's of diesel....detanator cord and maybe 1 kilo of enzite...just to make sure, do you know wat this recipe is for jon  |
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Harry
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Australia
1383 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 16:15:16
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BAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAquote:
Originally posted by CBRRRT
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Originally posted by Tomanyprojex
Jon, you are a mental generous fucker. I can't believe that you can find M1 jackets that small! As soon as it fits him there will be phots. Thanks mate in a big way. Sould you everneed anything just ask. Except BJs, for them you can ask someone else...
I went out with a woman that turned out to be a bloke when I worked in Germany mate, so I came real close to getting a B.J. from a bloke. Owww Fuck, gulp....Bwaaaa, a little bit of sick just came up.
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Fight_fan
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Australia
3597 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 17:15:02
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Originally posted by CBRRRT
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Originally posted by Tomanyprojex
Hey Lance! Do not go into the shed with the scary man
Unless you want to
Puppies, Kittens, a big bag of sweetys, and gallons and gallons of soda pop Lance, all just waiting for you down my shed!
Now I aske you Lance, does that sound scary to you my young, supple, nuvile friend?
I love it when u talk dirty! LoL |
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Harry
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Australia
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 17:35:45
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33DEGREE'S IN LUNDUN !.....faaaaaaark'in look out ! hahaha
welcome to an australian day jon |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 18:09:12
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| UM FUKIN DRIPPIN HARRY |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 18:10:38
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Originally posted by Harry
Well i at least see shortfuse is in the know on how to deal with you jon.......we will be needing 20kilo's of amoinia nitrate 10 litre's of diesel....detanator cord and maybe 1 kilo of enzite...just to make sure, do you know wat this recipe is for jon
Is It Cheese Cake Harry!!??? |
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Edited by - CBRRRT on 05 Jul 2009 04:24:05 |
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Fight_fan
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Australia
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Posted - 03 Jul 2009 : 19:49:33
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Originally posted by CBRRRT
UM FUKIN DRIPPIN HARRY
LoL enjoy it now jonny boy! When u move 2 Oz u'l have no choice but to harden the fuck up! 
Actually, I'd kill 4 a 30odd day...been freezin me bollox off this week! hasnt gotten over about 10-15deg! Not happy |
No Money, Not Spending As Much Time With Your Friends & Loved Ones As You Used Too? Chances Are, YOUR BUILDING A STREETFIGHTER!
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hotmilk
Weekend Warrior
Australia
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Posted - 04 Jul 2009 : 17:37:48
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| for some reason i remember i had a dream about you last night and you had just been to aus on a holiday lol i think it ties in with fight fans post.... tells me i shouldnt be on the forum while i'm in bed and about to go to sleep lol |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
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Posted - 04 Jul 2009 : 21:24:38
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| That fact you were in bed on the forum is not whats worring me my friend, its the fact you were in bed thinking of me!! You wernt wearing head phones at the time was you?? |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04 Jul 2009 : 21:28:19
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Originally posted by Fight_fan
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Originally posted by CBRRRT
UM FUKIN DRIPPIN HARRY
LoL enjoy it now jonny boy! When u move 2 Oz u'l have no choice but to harden the fuck up!
Actually, I'd kill 4 a 30odd day...been freezin me bollox off this week! hasnt gotten over about 10-15deg! Not happy
Dude freezing your bollox off at 10 to 15 degrees!! most of the time in the UK, I cant wait for the temp to rise to 10 to 15 degrees.
And you say I need to harden up..... Bah.....hahahahahahahaha!!! |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04 Jul 2009 : 21:35:40
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Lever turned up on Thursday Mike, got it all back together and it works good now buddy.
Top conversion my friend, You da man!!
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04 Jul 2009 : 21:58:56
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If you're a bit skint, and who aint at the moment, (LARG EXCLUDED) then you might like this next bit as a little "Budget do"
Poppet asked me to take her car to the petrol station, fill it up and check the tyres.
Well while I was in there sweating my bollox off I decided a nice cool drink was what I needed.
Looking in the chiller I saw a whole range of drinks in cans with lots of different colours on them.
The old grey sludge started to swerl again, and I thought I might be able to recycle those cans when I have finished the drink, if I choose the can by the colour rather than the content.
So this is what I came up with.
Oil filter cover
Its just a bit of fun, costs fuck all to do and if it gets stone chiped there are millions of replacement parts, ha ha.
The can is a really tight fit so after I cut off the bottom I put a paint brush in my vice and slid the can over it and ran a craft knife along the under side (The bit you cant see) then secured it with a cable tie.
Shock res cover.
I think I could have centred the relentless a bit better on that one, but never mind, next time I get dry I can do it again.
I know its a bit silly, and its just a bit of fun but I like it and thats all that matters.
The colour was quite a good match to the rest of the bike and I quite like the fact that an energy drink is plugged into the front of the engine, ha ha, and it looks a lot better than a black filter.
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