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skiddz
pizza delivery boy/girl
Australia
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 Posted - 25 Feb 2009 : 23:20:23
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he's a lost cause man
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i wear white underpants |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
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Posted - 26 Feb 2009 : 00:49:36
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You've not been payin attention now have you inverted dude. Untill I get my engine painted and a killa set of youkes the fairing is going back on, as its a stand alone part it can be removed at a later date when I have a job and can chuck some more money at it.
Now then!!!!! |
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Surt
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Faroe Islands
3082 Posts
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Posted - 26 Feb 2009 : 01:44:56
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Originally posted by CBRRRT
I called Surt this evening and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Surt said, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
I said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Surt came over to help me with the puzzle.
I let him in and showed him where I had the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to me and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
Then he says, "Kunt" and fucks off back to Russia.
Fuck knows what got into him, mad fucker!!!
'twas not exactly so mates...
I came to the poor bastard pullin' a jet turbine behind and two russian blokes at my side: a col. Isya Rudinstein and a mobster-in-law Mark Getz. He was supposed to pay me J8,000. for a second hand turbine from MiG29, 'twas a fair price. But the sob started sneakin' and whimpin' he hadn't got a welfare yet, so he'd got no money. Indeed he had even nothin' to eat in the whole house but that snack. He tried to bribe us with it, then started to pretend a-havin' bouts, barked and threw his shit at us, so we truely had to get the fuck out of there.
But before that, I took his pretty missus (he's useless anyway, she told me), his bike, his toolbox, and his granny's false jewelry. And all that's left was the cbr stocky swingarm...
So what u gonna do now jonnie boy, u shall ride to ur buckingham on the stick!!!              
Coooooooie!!!!!! |
Dead horse
Ride for me
Ride me to my destiny
Ride, ride, rotten horse
Don't fail me now
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
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Posted - 26 Feb 2009 : 03:40:46
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Bwahahahahahah^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Its all true!!!!!!! |
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Tomanyprojex
Weekend Warrior
United Kingdom
309 Posts
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Posted - 26 Feb 2009 : 09:43:43
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| Hey matey, will do the wheel spacers and drilling jig this weekend but will probably sell it as a ready to fit conversion. I got a set of SP1 upside downeys for a song. So I'm going to stick an SP1 front end on complete with standard looking 17" SP! front wheel. Should look horny as fuck. |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
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Posted - 26 Feb 2009 : 18:02:42
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| Sounds like a plan matey, get some photos on your thread. Looking forward to seeing what you have been up to. |
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wackyrider
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Australia
1745 Posts
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Posted - 26 Feb 2009 : 20:55:33
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| Looking good mate. love the colour... |
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BANDITROD
Bloke with a smaller stick
Uruguay
8739 Posts
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Posted - 26 Feb 2009 : 21:07:43
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| lookin good mate now cmon get it back together |
Jacktar drinks ass piss ...and he likes it
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opindown
Power Hungry, Law Disregarder
Australia
652 Posts
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Posted - 26 Feb 2009 : 21:39:54
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| ^^^^^ what Rod said. |
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death |
Edited by - opindown on 26 Feb 2009 21:40:13 |
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Harry
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Australia
1383 Posts
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Posted - 26 Feb 2009 : 21:49:39
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| The voice's made me do it |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
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Posted - 26 Feb 2009 : 21:55:14
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| Just waiting for the call to go collect the bits from the paint shop mates, then I'm on it. Believe me I'm gaggin to get it back together and run it up the road. |
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Harry
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Australia
1383 Posts
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Posted - 26 Feb 2009 : 22:00:15
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| bet your bust'in ya gut's wait'in for em ... |
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Guile
Weekend Warrior
Australia
148 Posts
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Posted - 27 Feb 2009 : 00:16:51
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must say that tanks looking really well with some colour on mate, you made a top job of grafting the badge recess on, must admit i did wonder what it would come up like once painted,
nice touch with the graphic too |
if its cold and wet drink it, if its warm and wet fcuk it |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
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Posted - 27 Feb 2009 : 00:35:30
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I am 'H' its doin my nut in haha......
Thanks for the comment Guile, wont be long now and we can all see how it turns out. |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
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Posted - 27 Feb 2009 : 03:41:36
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| Ha ha she's your problem now Surt, and you can keep her. I'm spending all my money on my bike from now on. Ha ha ha ha You fucked up you fucked up you fucked up You fucked up you fucked up you fucked up You fucked up you fucked up you fucked up You fucked up you fucked up you fucked up You fucked up you fucked up you fucked up You fucked up you fucked up you fucked up Bah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
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Posted - 27 Feb 2009 : 05:07:39
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Just had a phone call telling me my stuff is ready to collect from the painter.
Guess where I'm going first thing tomorrow morning. |
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scottyrrx
pizza delivery boy/girl
United Kingdom
62 Posts
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Posted - 27 Feb 2009 : 07:19:23
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this is all wrong but dont know who is more excited me or you but cant wait for the big unavailing tissues at the readyquote:
Originally posted by CBRRRT
Just had a phone call telling me my stuff is ready to collect from the painter.
Guess where I'm going first thing tomorrow morning.
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
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Posted - 27 Feb 2009 : 09:03:10
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LOL, I'm gonna dream all sorts of horrible things tonight mate, I think I got myself a bit over excited ha ha.
I started the bike up earlier today to make sure everything was ok before I put everything back together tomorrow, and it sounded well fruity with the new zorst mate, gave me a little stiffy.
Roll on tomorrow!!!!!! |
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wackyrider
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Australia
1745 Posts
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Posted - 27 Feb 2009 : 19:14:26
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| Picked u the stuff yet mate??? |
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porky gsxr
Weekend Warrior
United Kingdom
139 Posts
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Posted - 27 Feb 2009 : 23:18:29
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morning johnathon!! ihear im coming round this weekend< is it gonna start |
 Life isnt a race! But im winning!!!! |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
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Posted - 28 Feb 2009 : 04:19:29
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Got there in the end, thank fuck.
Crash came round this afternoon and helped me with the awkward bits of plastic.
It all went back together quite well and no big pile of bits left over.
If I can do it in a poxy little shed, then so can you.
Go on then get stuck in.
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
Donating Member |
Posted - 28 Feb 2009 : 05:45:01
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BEFORE
AFTER
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Tomanyprojex
Weekend Warrior
United Kingdom
309 Posts
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Posted - 28 Feb 2009 : 08:28:39
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| That is absolutely fucking stunning mate. Rounds of applause etc. Brilliant, brilliant job. |
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CBRRRT
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
United Kingdom
2902 Posts
Donating Member |
Posted - 28 Feb 2009 : 08:34:07
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Thanks Buddy, cant wait to get out and ride it but I'm gonna have to because I promised my mate I would go fishing with him tomorrow.
Just hope its nice on Sunday ha ha. |
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opindown
Power Hungry, Law Disregarder
Australia
652 Posts
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Posted - 28 Feb 2009 : 08:42:41
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| now my bike is off the road. cut the arse off it yesterday and i am about to load it onto the ute and take it to the alloy welders to get the new plates welded on. and then there is gonna be a shit load of wiring tidied up. Also putting the alarm on there as well. So all in all a very busy day. |
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