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  1. 04-03-2010, 11:23 AM #1
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    World Cup Squads Just Announced

    The following squads have just been announced for the 2010 World Cup
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    BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
    Pinnochio
    Libero
    Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
    Cheerio Subbuteo
    Scenario Fellatio
    Portfolio
    SUBS:
    Placebo
    Porno
    Polio
    Banjo
    Brasso
    Stereo (L)
    Stereo (R)
    Hydrochlorofluoro
    Aristotle
    Computersezno
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    YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
    Itch
    Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
    Hic Sic Spic Pric
    Digaditch Fallinaditch
    Horseraditch
    SUBS:
    Mowapitch
    Letsgetrich
    Shagabitch
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    RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
    Whodyanicabolicov
    Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
    Slalomsky Downhillsky
    Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
    Fuckov Ufuckov
    SUBS:
    Rubitov
    Gechakitov
    Sodov
    Pastryshev
    Najinsky
    Ivorripabollockov
    Taykitov
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    ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
    Chatanoogaciouciou
    Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
    Busqueue Snookercu
    Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
    I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi
    SUBS:
    U
    NonU
    ManU
    Stuffyiou
    Lee Kwan Yu
    ________________________________________


    DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
    Toomanigoalssen
    Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen
    Firstsson Seccondsson
    Thirdsson
    Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
    Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen
    SUBS:
    Howmanygoalsisthatssen
    Finallygaveupcountinssen
    Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
    Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
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    ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
    Baloni
    Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
    Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani
    Legslikejelli Havabenni
    Wobblijelli Spendapenni
    SUBS:
    Cantthinkofani!!!
    Buggermi
    ________________________________________

    MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
    San Francisco
    Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly
    Manuel Gearbox
    Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero
    Chihuahua Jose
    SUBS:
    Jesus Maria Don Key
    Burrito
    Speedy Gonzalez
    Tequila
    Caramba
    ________________________________________
    DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

    Kenning van Hire
    Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez
    Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
    Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe
    SUBS:
    Van Iller
    Van Ishincreme
    Van Morrison
    Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
    There is no place in the Dutch squad for les bian tranny, Dick van Dyke.
    The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
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    GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
    KUNNTZ
    KUNNTZ KUNNTZ KUNNTZ KUNNTZ
    KUNNTZ KUNNTZ
    KUNNTZ KUNNTZ KUNNTZ KUNNTZ





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  2. 04-03-2010, 12:36 PM #2
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    Whats the Ozzy one?

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  3. 04-03-2010, 02:39 PM #3
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    lmfao!!!! love to hear the commentators calling these matches!
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  4. 04-03-2010, 02:43 PM #4
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    Ken Oath
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    Larry Kin
    Mick Dundee
    Ben Dandspread
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    Ann Uvvaprawnonthebarbie
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  5. 04-03-2010, 07:32 PM #5
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    Its like the list of names in Astrix comics
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  6. 05-03-2010, 02:44 AM #6
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    AUSTRIAN WORLD CUP SQUAD

    JACK SCHITT
    NOAH SCHITT
    FOKKEN SCHITT
    OOGISSA SCHITT
    OLDA FOCKE
    YUNGA FOCKE
    CILLI FOCKE
    IMSA SCHITT-FOKKER
    FRIDA HELMUT-FOKKER [PENDING TESTS]
    IMSA BENDER
    JOHANN SEBASTIAN MESSERSCHMITT
    SUBS
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    OBER VON TRAPP

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  7. 05-03-2010, 02:48 AM #7
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    IRISH SQUAD
    PATRICK JAMES DAVID MICHEAL MATTHEW LUKE JOHN FRANCIS O'SHAUGNESSY
    AND HIS 10 BROTHERS
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  8. 05-03-2010, 03:09 AM #8
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    SOUTH AFRICAN SQUAD

    KAFFA TAPE
    KAFFA LOVER
    KAFFA VAN HELSING
    NELSON PLAYSABONGO
    WINSTON DUSACONGO
    KAFFA VAN BOUY
    MATTHEW GISYAMUNYANGO
    DEREK ANDIDOMINO
    CEASER VAN GINA
    ANDY KAFFA
    RICHARD VAN HEAD

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  9. 05-03-2010, 10:16 AM #9
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    The Italian play 6-2-2 sytem,

    6 defenders/sweepers,
    2 midfield
    one attacker,

    the other one is a actor and he can play anywhere
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  10. 05-03-2010, 09:40 PM #10
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    quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

    Its like the list of names in Astrix comics
    fuck thats funny weasel I was gonna post the same thing LOL glad I'm not the only one on that wavelength
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  11. 07-03-2010, 10:53 AM #11
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    quote:Originally posted by boris

    quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

    Its like the list of names in Astrix comics
    fuck thats funny weasel I was gonna post the same thing LOL glad I'm not the only one on that wavelength
    Most of them will be wishing they had Getafix there though.
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  12. 10-03-2010, 10:12 PM #12
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    quote:Originally posted by -Dex-

    Ken Oath
    Wayne Kerr
    G. Daymate
    Larry Kin
    Mick Dundee
    Ben Dandspread
    Moe Beerplease
    Ann Uvvaprawnonthebarbie
    Mack Itadubble
    Phil Mahballs
    Vic Bitter
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    i used to cop that one ALL the time!! one of the unlucky perks of having the last name Kerr lmfao!
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