Rossi injured in bizzare gay sex accident

[TurboKat]

MILAN, Feb 3 (Reuters) - MotoGP world champion Valentino Rossi has had stitches in his hand and foot after a domestic accident but is still scheduled to take part in this week's official testing in Malaysia.

"The Italian received stitches to his left hand and foot before flying out to Sepang for the official MotoGP test, a result of his falling on to a glass table when closing the curtains at home," a statement said on the MotoGP official website (www.motogp.com) on Tuesday.

"Rossi´s left ring finger and the sole of his foot were cut when the table broke."

Yeah, sure it was a 'domestic accident'

[Cruisecontrol]

They are merely using an analogy to protect the innocent.

He was hosting a MotoGP event where he was literally closing the curtain on Team Kawasaki's racing career, tripped, fell and badly cut himself on the shattered dreams of those in green.

[Large]

Next he'll expect us to believe he sat on a potato/cucumber/watermelon while walking naked in a field.[]

Then again, history has proven that even homos can be the best at their craft.

[sickboy]

So she didn't fall on Michael Phelps's bong after snortin some of B Stevens' Lou Reed then? No?

[TurboKat]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

They are merely using an analogy to protect the innocent.

He was hosting a MotoGP event where he was literally closing the curtain on Team Kawasaki's racing career, tripped, fell and badly cut himself on the shattered dreams of those in green.

You have no parents.

[Cruisecontrol]

I do so...

[sharky]

I shouldn't worry mate...Here's Darrens

[The Mad One]

Where was melandr1 at the time [:X] I called this whenthey were still on 500`s & no bugger believed me [8)] Then there were sighting`s of both in a gay italian mag [:I] Now just cooz I dress a bit weird [:0] NO i don`t subscribe

[davio]

gay monkey sex? u fuggin deviants