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    "Quick take a photo of me before the owner comes back"

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    wish my legs weren't so short I can only just reach the pegs

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    Watch ur self wee man, this was swift before i sat on it.

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    If you smelt my leathers you'd be riding topless too

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    "Hey you , i had a midget passenger with me , can you come over here and see if hes's stuck in the folds of my back?"

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    suzuki,, own the road ,,,(well no other cunt can fit on it now)

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    deos this bike make my ass look fat

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    Pfraaaaaaaaap, "Arrr fuck"! "I just farted and followed through, now I got fuckin Katana all down me legs"!

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    Sven always hated the 100m Katana Hurdle ever since he was a school boy, but he always smiles for the camera even when he's coming last.

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    Ok Jon, I just went through them again and as always I like the obscure ones, so based on that, the idea that he's trying to hide the fact he just ate a clown and is trying to hide the outfit made me laugh the most, so I'd be giving it to Davio mate. I'll send you his details to post to mate.

    Oh, and Jon, top fucking effort for the competition mate - bloody good of you. Cheers!

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    Good choice Wise one,

    Congrats davio, made me laugh out loud too. You are King mate and I'll have your goodies in the post tonight, with a couple of bonus bits and bobs for that subtle little gem.

    Lots of others made me chuckle too, which shows what a weard bunch you lot really are.

    Well done everyone!!!!!!!!

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    why stroll when u can roll u guys?

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    aW shucks guys thanks

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    Dave is a Clown and he just wanted to be eaten by a big fat gay Sepo.
    "I call it a Camberwell carrot as I invented it in Camberwell and it looks alot like a carrot"

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    I eat harleys for breakfast

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    Davio, have you had your goody bag yet mate? if not let me know and I will make a few noises down at the post office. It went recorded delivery so should be fairly easy to track.

    Hope you got it mate.

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    funny as fuck !

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    Thanks for letting me know it arrived Davio, now dont spend to much time cracking one off over the totty in Streetfighters mag Matey. Lol.

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    quote:Originally posted by ralph

    I eat harleys for breakfast
    so much wierder when you actually have a brother named harley.... gah! lol

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    Anyone seen my bike?

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