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    How to be a Hooligan

    So you want to be a Hooligan do you?

    Well its not quite that easy Grasshopper, you cant just pay a couple of thousand bucks jump on a bike and scare little kids and old people you know.

    There are a few things you need and need to have first. Questions you must ask and answers that must be given.

    1.How do I look the part. You get yourself a hard as fuck knuckle duster lapel badge for your MA1 jacket.
    2. How do I make my bike look the part. You get yourself a set of hard as fuck hand grenade dust caps for your wheels and streetfighter your bike.
    3. How will everyone know it’s a streetfighter. You put a hard as fuck knuckle duster sticker on your petrol tank.
    4. But how do I become a hooligan. You watch and learn from the “How to do a wheelie like a pro DVD” By Jimmy Fireblade, and become hard as fuck.

    But it all seems an impossible task CBRRRT, In all of time these things have never been in the same place at the same time. I would have to search the four corners of the earth to obtain such items.




    Fear not Grasshopper for the items you seek and desire are here, but there is a test of your devotion to ASF and a quest you must complete first.

    You must caption the photograph below Grasshopper and the funniest caption will be deemed the winner.

    The Over Lord Gix11 will have the final say who shall be bestowed with the glory of being the Victor.

    He will PM me your details and I will send the prize to the chosen one by winged messenger, to any part of the known world and beyond.





    Hurry now Grasshopper for time is short and you have only until the 4th day of March to complete the quest.

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