I've spoken to a few ASF Vic members lately about doing a group ride & been met with a whole list of lame arsed excuses -
T.K. - Wanna go for a fang on Sundy?
Stelf - I have to look after the kids... plus I've got sand in my Vagina.
Shano - I've gotta build a Pergola, then douche my Vagina.
80's Freak - I've got 'Womens Problems' with my Vagina.
Nudie Boy - I've just got a new Baby & I have an appointment to get a Brazilian on my Vagina.
Deano - I'm finishing off my Solidworks sex change program so I can finally CNC myself a proper Vagina.
OldSkool Bandit - I am a walking Vagina - plus my bike is in bits.
Latheboy - It's Jen's birthday & it's my time of the month - so I'm bleeding from my Vagina.
Etc.
Youz cunts better sort your Pussy issues out quick fucking smart & get your priorities right or it'll be Winter & youz'll all be moaning about not riding enough last Summer.
Fine, Sunny & 26 deg today, I'm going for a spin.