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  1. 31-05-2012, 10:12 PM #21
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    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30...bbing-himself/
    'Originally Posted by rock hard stock swingarms are for blokes with balls!! ha ha'



    I would love to become a professional whistler. I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I wanna get, like, even better. Make my living out of it.

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  2. 01-06-2012, 08:45 PM #22
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    looks like we will need some of these lol
    http://www.hornady.com/store/12-Ga-00-Z-MAX/

    Glenn Eason drinks and smokes and lends his arse to other blokes
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  3. 01-06-2012, 09:17 PM #23
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    I'd go with something with a little more kick Rod.

    For up close work
    Click image for larger version.  Name: 40mm pump.jpg  Views: 30  Size: 70.8 KB  ID: 1641

    And for a little more fun

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  4. 01-06-2012, 10:05 PM #24
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    i think im in love

    Glenn Eason drinks and smokes and lends his arse to other blokes
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  5. 02-06-2012, 10:40 AM #25
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    40mm is where is at mate , and the belt fed sucker from china is cheap as fuck ! All you need is a ocean going yacht registered in Aus and your captain qualls RyA/YA is the one to have, Then you can leagally apply for a R/E licence to protect your yacht from Pirates ! Of course its going to set you back 200 large just to set all that up for a $4000 40mm belt fed toy lol

    Then look out zombies lol
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  6. 02-06-2012, 01:45 PM #26
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    hahahahaha im happy with my shotgun then

    Glenn Eason drinks and smokes and lends his arse to other blokes
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  7. 22-06-2012, 12:25 PM #27
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    Zombies are back....

    Charles Baker Got Naked, Ate Flesh Of Jeffery Blake During Visit With Children: Florida Cops

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    Florida man on drugs got naked, barged into his girlfriend's house, bit a chunk out of a man's arm and ate it, then powered through several cop-deployed Taser probes before getting tackled and arrested.

    Giovanni Martinez: Man 'bites nurse and attacks hospital staff' after DUI arrest | Mail Online

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    A man arrested for drunk driving allegedly bit a nurse's arm and kicked a police officer in the head before telling them he would rape their wives.
    Giovanni Martinez, 21, also allegedly told staff he would eat off their faces 'like the guy in Miami' - a reference to a man who was shot dead for refusing to stop eating another man's face.
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  8. 27-06-2012, 08:41 PM #28
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    BAHAHAHAHAHA.....

    http://dailychilli.com/news/13856-te...r-masturbation

    "He was allegedly to have masturbated more than 40 times throughout the night last month and was found dead by his mother in the morning."

    Must have had a good arm on the kid.....
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  9. 27-06-2012, 08:42 PM #29
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    i saw that on the news a couple of weeks ago

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  10. 27-06-2012, 09:06 PM #30
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    Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

    hhhnnnnnnnggggghhhh!
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  11. 27-06-2012, 09:24 PM #31
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    pritty sure I could pull the dozen at 12 years of age , lucky to get the fucker hard without a spunk in the room now lol
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  12. 07-08-2012, 10:01 AM #32
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    Look out, I might be a psychopath !!!11!1!111!!1!!!!!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...uspicious.html
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  13. 07-08-2012, 12:56 PM #33
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    Yeah I work with a bunch of psychologists. Scary, say no more.
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  14. 07-01-2014, 11:20 AM #34
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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...by-combat.html

    Humphreys, an unemployed mechanic, was taken to court after refusing to pay the original £25 fixed penalty for failing to notify the DVLA that his Suzuki motorcycle was off the road.
    After entering a not guilty plea, he threw down his unconventional challenge. Humphreys, from Bury St Edmunds, said: "I was willing to fight a champion put up by the DVLA, but it would have been a fight to the death."
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  15. 07-01-2014, 05:12 PM #35
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    Dumb arse rider....

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v81EBFd...%3Dv81EBFdni5A

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v81EB...%3Dv81EBFdni5A
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  16. 07-01-2014, 06:46 PM #36
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  17. 23-09-2014, 12:36 PM #37
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    Woman undergoes surgery to add third breast

    http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/0...d-third-breast

    “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

    Yeah, cause guys hate bewbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!111!!111
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  18. 23-09-2014, 08:03 PM #38
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    When I saw that this thread was active again, I knew it would be the 3 boobies.
    more titanium than my bike
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  19. 23-09-2014, 08:19 PM #39
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    Is it wrong that I wish I wish I had two cocks?

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  20. 25-09-2014, 05:49 PM #40
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    You mean you don't already???
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