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    Big c%nt

    who want to see the biggest cunt in the world............................................. ......................................


    one fuckin bolt droppped down the sparkplug hole. engine out, top end off. fuck it. there is an upside. my bike will have a top end freshen up while it's apart.

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    frown
    Rev the fucker!!!!!

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    Now you know where that missing bolt went..............
    How's the piston??

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    How the fukc did you get that through the spark plug hole?
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    it's only an M5X30. i was fitting my throttle cable and dropped it. it bounced off about 3 other things then straight down the hole.

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    pays to rag up open holes , learnt that the hard way myself. Though I managed to get mine out with a magnet on some string and lot of swearing.

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    Um a pen magnet would have had that out!
    "I call it a Camberwell carrot as I invented it in Camberwell and it looks alot like a carrot"

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    Unless it was st/steel
    Jesus died for his own sins...NOT MINE !

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    That one is not.
    "I call it a Camberwell carrot as I invented it in Camberwell and it looks alot like a carrot"

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    i had the pen magnet for about 2 hours. the bolt rolled to the front of the cylinder and i couldn't get anywhere near it. i tried wire throught the inlet and exhaust valves to push it back but with no success. turns out the head gasket was a bit dodgy so it kinda worked out in a fucked up kinda way.

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    Bloke with a smaller stick
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    Based on what Oldfool ?
    Jesus died for his own sins...NOT MINE !

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    The colour and design Shonky
    "I call it a Camberwell carrot as I invented it in Camberwell and it looks alot like a carrot"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.zxr View Post
    i had the pen magnet for about 2 hours. the bolt rolled to the front of the cylinder and i couldn't get anywhere near it. i tried wire throught the inlet and exhaust valves to push it back but with no success. turns out the head gasket was a bit dodgy so it kinda worked out in a fucked up kinda way.
    As it happens it worked out for the better, did you try lowering the piston in the bore to give a lesser angle and put a slight bow in the magnet shaft?
    But like you say worked out better in a fucked up kind of way any hoo.
    Last edited by oldskool; 28-02-2012 at 03:23 PM. Reason: Shonky would have picked on it sheesh
    "I call it a Camberwell carrot as I invented it in Camberwell and it looks alot like a carrot"

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    Should have just fired it up hit the redline ....shoot it out the muffler
    Jesus died for his own sins...NOT MINE !

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    yeah, i had the piston up/down. it was a headfuck.

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    yeah i like it. i like to tune the bike by bouncing it off the rev limiter for 30sec too.
    Quote Originally Posted by sharky View Post
    Should have just fired it up hit the redline ....shoot it out the muffler

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.zxr View Post
    yeah i like it. i like to tune the bike by bouncing it off the rev limiter for 30sec too.
    Doesn't that just re set everything back to standard?
    "I call it a Camberwell carrot as I invented it in Camberwell and it looks alot like a carrot"

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