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    Bob

    Bob gets told he's a daddy

    4 hours later Bob is dumped

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    eh?
    Rev the fucker!!!!!

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    quote:Originally posted by fimpBIKES

    eh?
    Si vis pacem, para bellum


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    Bob says "Fuck you slut, who else have you fucked? I want a paternity test!"

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    bob says ...yey im not a number im a free man !!!!!

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    bob mistakenly had the ALCOHOL keyboard plugged in rather than the QWERTY one

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    I thought bob couldnt become a daddy - being b.o.b is the battery operated boyfriend

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    im confused

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    so am i

    so does that mean lady thinks bob might not be the father?

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    quote:Originally posted by bladehunter

    Bob gets told he's a daddy

    4 hours later Bob is dumped
    4 hours later Bob has a shiny new shotgun[B)]

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    Maybe Bob was a piece of faecal matter, that's why he got dumped.
    If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd start thinking about you

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    This is starting to get awesome.
    Si vis pacem, para bellum


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    Power Hungry, Law Disregarder
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    can i have some of the drugs u guys are on please?

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    Aussie Streetfighter Hooligan
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    Maybe Bob aint got the balls to tell the full story? Maybe Bob having no balls is why he got dumped?

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    Can we fix it?

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    Yes we can!

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    "It's the eighties and I'm down with the ladies"

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    Onya Bob!!
    I taste so good you'l want the recipe.

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    It's called, "Post-natal depression".

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