this is a tread of hate.. let it out..! but then have 1 'i like'..
1. i hate oil companys for making us partial to $1.50+ (and rising) per litre petrol prices.
2. i hate streetfighters with one 7" or 8" round headlight.
3. i hate bannanas with black spots.
4. i hate apples with soft spots.
5. i hate fake boobies.
6. i hate scooters ridden by 16 year olds.
7. i hate alot of stuff when i think about it.
BUT..
i like real tits and awesome meals
i hate periods
Old rant... I think i gotta write a new one
Ten things that have pissed off Tom this week part #####
1. There should be a special part of hell reserved for people however good or bad their intentions who interfere in other people’s lives, preferably the lightly oiled Margaret Thatcher leather whip “happy finish” massage squatting over them squeezing out a portion of nutty slack part of hell.
2. Excessive CGI, without which 60 somethings couldn’t star realistically in “Raiders of the lost integrity”
3. Being proved wrong, eg: Advertising, which I spend most of my free time complaining about, can actually serve a purpose. How else would I know that there are 92 signs of aging and only 2 sure ways to “BEAT” it, with something called Niacinamide or the business end of a skull modifier (shotgun)......
4. Anyone who can turn a great conversation into a lecture about deferred contributions to tax-favoured annuities. Get a fucking life you limp corporate swine.
5. Kelly Clarkson, for taking 427 words to say nothing at all. You can keep Vampires, Werewolves and Flesh hungry Zombies away from your house at night by playing her CDs loudly. This also works for keeping away normal people. Fact!
6. People who feel the need to correct my spelling? What is wrong with you? I have been altering and making up new words (for my own amusement) long enough to know that Vagitarian is a perfectly acceptable way to describe my favourite minority group.
7. Fucking Emos! What the fuck is wrong with these people? It’s no secret I have a low tolerance for stupid animals especially the suicide variety (emo roo’s and motorcycles don’t mix) but at least they get it done. Fucking attention seeking teenagers shit me unless of course they are hurting themselves for my amusement something that obviously got lost in the emo handbook. Cunts.
8. Mummy groups constantly complaining to the censorship board about Gordon Ramsey dispensing a much needed “Shut your fucking mouth and cook” to lazy half baked (pun intended) restaurant owners while their children are online looking at goatse. Trust me, your children are already fucked up, don’t believe me? Google 2 girls one cup.
9. Senile delinquents, yes, old people trying to be young and rebellious, fair enough if you are fit and in sharp state of mind, but when it takes a full 3 minutes for your brain to send the message to your foot when the light goes green, driving a faster car is suddenly akin to dating someone half your age without the aid of Viagra.
10. Guys who squat when they piss and equally girls who stand....
Fucking times 2 on this one - don't think I'll ever understand the urge to wear make when your a bloke, grow your hair so it only covers one eye, take it up the arse and put billions of photo's of yourself on the internet pulling a stupid facequote:Originally posted by Azrael
7. Fucking Emos! What the fuck is wrong with these people? It’s no secret I have a low tolerance for stupid animals especially the suicide variety (emo roo’s and motorcycles don’t mix) but at least they get it done. Fucking attention seeking teenagers shit me unless of course they are hurting themselves for my amusement something that obviously got lost in the emo handbook. Cunts.
I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"
"I call it a Camberwell carrot as I invented it in Camberwell and it looks alot like a carrot"
Um, Am I the only one who see's the irony in this?quote:Originally posted by oldskool
I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"
Uhh No... Its really quite amusing.quote:Originally posted by Azrael
Um, Am I the only one who see's the irony in this?quote:Originally posted by oldskool
I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"
I hate weather changes, university reading reviews and useless SUVs[8)]
quote:Originally posted by Merlyn
Uhh No... Its really quite amusing.quote:Originally posted by Azrael
Um, Am I the only one who see's the irony in this?quote:Originally posted by oldskool
I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"
I hate weather changes, university reading reviews and useless SUVs[8)]
Apparently I missed something.
I hate missing stuff.
I hate women who blame their bad moods on their Rags. Blokes don't we just say, "Yep I'm annoyed get over it".
I hate prancing fairy screaming queen homos. I don't care what you do in your bedroom speak like a man, your high pitched whiny voice is annoying me and I want to stick my foot down your throat to shut you up.
I hate people who whinge about being disadvantaged due to race or whatever, but won't make any effort to better themselves. (Half my cousins are like that.)
I hate drunks.
I hate junkies.
I hate fat chicks who call themselves Big Beautiful Women. There's nothing beautiful about jacking up the verandah ladies.
I hate sensitive men. Your a man harden up princess. stop crying or we'll give you something to cry about.
I hate people who dislike firearms. You'll be liking them next time some other country decides to set up camp in Oz without our consent...
I hate coppers with no sense of humour.
I hate speed cameras.
I hate lying politicians.
I hate educated toffee nose holier than thou types.
I hate Holdens.
I hate imbecilic commodore drivers. (yep I know that''s all of em.)
I too hate fake breasts.
I actually hate big breasts. (Love me them small ones don't know why just always preferred ones gravity cant affect.)
And I hate customs cause them poofters always make me strip at the airport on the way back in to the country.
But I love my Mum.
I also love trucks.
my turn...
hate people who dont know how good theyve got it ..here
hate lazy fuckers who complain about the state of stuff ,get off ur arse and DO something about it then
hate armchair politicains ,in fact i hate all politicians
hate margret thatcher and all she stands for
hate rich educated idiots with no real sense of the world around them
hate being patronised by the above
hate people [includes the sub catogory "cops"] with no sense of humour
hate miserable cunts [come on ..u live in a beautiful part of the world with a low cost of living and high standard of living get real ..like the song says "you better smile"
hate nazis ,all of them, with a vengence
hate people who try to ram there religious beleifs down my throat ,fuck off and annoy someone who gives a fuck
hate untrained knobs who think they can do my job better than me ,but obviously cant and wont take the benefit of my 20yrs experience then try to blame me when it all goes pete tong on them ,fuck u wankers
and finally ....to the aristocracy of the united kingdom ..bollox to you ,you bunch of inbred ,parasitic worms
there thats better
Read how the statement is compiled...quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone
quote:Originally posted by Merlyn
Uhh No... Its really quite amusing.quote:Originally posted by Azrael
Um, Am I the only one who see's the irony in this?quote:Originally posted by oldskool
I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"
I hate weather changes, university reading reviews and useless SUVs[8)]
Apparently I missed something.
I hate missing stuff.
i did get the irony in that
[quote]I hate every Motha Fucka ,apart from the White brothers out there.
"RIGHT ON"
......on a brighter note .
.i love breasts in all there forms ...cept maybe the really rank ones ..
.i love the fact that i can walk around a free man and say what i think [thanks to all those whove served to give me this privilidge ]
.i love my heritage ,and my new adopted home
.i love my triumph
.i love my wife evn if she gets on my tits now and again ,,but then thats her job .lol
,i love me son ..evn if he gets on my tits now and again ,,but then thats his job .lol
good night and thanks for havin me ...
Well I agree with everything said here, except holdens are fucking awesome. and Emo's are something I am actively trying to cleanse from this earth.
I FUCKING hate gay cunts that wear pink shirts, popped up collars and have a douche twist on their hats. There were even people flipping tennis visors upside down and wearing them.
What kind of moronic chick would dig a dude in a pink shirt. its ghey. END of story.
I hate cunts who wear their pants so low their ass is hanging out. Do they know that originated in american prisons as a sign you were open for sexual relations?
Speakin of relations, I just plain hate black people... NAh only kidding they are allright. my rellies actually have jobs.
I hate key board warriors.
I hate chain letters, especially ones that arent funny and some fuck head writes "your laughing arent you " at the bottom . MAKES me punch holes in the wall.
I hate dodgy mechanics/workshops
I hate salesmen
I hate when people snob me on bikes coming the other way.
I hate arrogant cunts on bikes, who give newbies shit for simple mistakes. everyone had to learn somewhere.
I hate all religions.....and religious preachin fucks that wake me up after night shift and wont fuck off without getting me angry first.
I like tire smoke. and pointless abuse of machinery for the benifit of others.But I dont like paying for it.
I like tits, but not monkey boobs.
I like how bob out ran a highway patrol car and never got caught.
good old Bob, he's a fucking champ!
First n foremost, I HATE tupperware titties!
I also hate irate vegitarians, u kno the ones that just cannot handle the fact u eat meat n feel the urge to vocalise their disgust whether ur in public or not!
I hate politics & religion especially when they mix!
I hate clowns, theyr not funny... Theyr creepy!
I hate Emos & Goths, particularly the ones that cant keep their fuckeded up ideals to themselves! "Who's a conformist consumerist now mother fuckers!"
I hate those fat chicks that landed themselves hot friends n then by extension think that they too are hot n get a major complex over it! But then u still have to be nice to them otherwise their hot friends will have nothing to do with u, & that only makes it worse!
I hate food that smells awesome, but then when u finally get to eat it, it tastes like shit! Why get our hopes up then dash them to pieces?
I hate hangovers!
I hate people that take life for granted!
I hate haters!
...But I LURRVE ASF!
Oh n real boobs! Yeh they'r awesome... [^]
Your welcome Jimquote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel
..on a brighter note .
.i love the fact that i can walk around a free man and say what i think [thanks to all those whove served to give me this privilidge ]
I like people who appreciate it you would be surprised how many don't (I know I have been spat on during parades.)
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I hate people who want me to look busy when i'm not.
I hate people who winge about politics but don't vote.
I hate people with no sense of humour.
I hate speed limits... ALL of them, they're just plain dangerous.
I hate being booked for not adhereing to them.
I hate when people look at you funny when you say you're a motorcylist you race and you shoot.
I hate riding in buffeting wind.
I hate looking like a bobble head when i ride in buffeting wind.
I hate when people match speed across 2 or more lanes so no one can get past.
I hate when people who don't ride tell me how dangerous riding is.
I hate politicians.
I hate dole bludgers. Not the poor bastards that legitimately are out of work and try thier hardest to get work, I'm talking about the junky fuckups with no drive or respect for anyone or anything.
I hate being asked "got a dollar mate?" No I fucking don't! And if i did I certainly wouldn't be ging it to you ya cunt, go out and earn it like I had to.
I hate religious fanatics. Go tell it to some one who cares.
I hate people with not personality.
I hate people who think they're pretty and can get away with anything. FUCK OFF!
I hate people who think they know everything about everything and are almost always wrong and full of shit.
I hate when people exagerate, even me.
I hate when I find my self doing any of the things i hate.
I hate bleeding heart do gooders. You are fucking it up for everyone else!
I hate gun control. It doesn't control criminals. As a general rule criminals don't register their firearms.
I hate banks, telcos and gov't departments who can't give you the same info twice.
I hate cunts who hate australia and live here. FUCK OFF THEN!
I hate rude people.
I love my wife, my family and my friends.
I love the diggers who fought and still fight for us and ours. My cosin is in the Navy and my brother in-law is in the Army, also I work in a repat hospital and the story's coming out of there would make your jaw drop.
I love bikes.
I hate everyone equally. It is wrong to discriminate.
I hate wiggers though, or people who adopt american accents (including aussie country singers) country and western music and the term "Politically correct".
I like porn, coffee and hitting the rev limiter (rev limit) on my old gixxer. I like carving through morning and afternoon traffic on the freeway. I like puppies and kittens.
One you all missed is
I fucking hate cunts who conplaine about how hard it is to get a job..Do you realy wont to work dick head? then get out of bed before the day turns to PM , stop smokin cones all arvo go out and fuckin get one, the world owes you fuck all.
I hate tits that have Anzac biscuit nipples.
I love this thread!!!
i hate tits that point to the ground
I hate tits that point in different directions like they are cross eyed
i hate tits that could also be used to flap and fly away with
but other than that, go tits!!!
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