I know!!!
I'll paint it black and green, fit a chromed headlight (with a cracked lens), use VB cans as fork gaiters, paint the swinger to look like scoobs, plus a white unbroken line down the middle, put a carpark tyre repair kit on the pillion seat, modify the exhaust to sound like one long continuous snore, and every one'll think I'm riding TurboK
up ya farkin crack Turbid
Might have a look at the car window tinter though