straight from her mouth

Arron_01r1 · 19-05-2008, 08:28 PM

thought i might try to start up a new topic called straight from her mouth, based on the stupid yet cute..... na just stupid things our better halfs has to say.

after a conversation with the mrs about her brother losing the tip of his finger, i was asked by her, fingers grow back........ dont they?

**xb9r** · 19-05-2008, 08:30 PM

Do you want sex

**Arron_01r1** · 19-05-2008, 08:36 PM

hahaha, yes thats about as stupid as it gets

**chopiesel** · 19-05-2008, 09:09 PM

i was watching commonwealth games and she asked why america was going so bad

**JackTar** · 19-05-2008, 09:12 PM

quote:Originally posted by chopiesel

i was watching commonwealth games and she asked why america was going so bad

Fucking gold Uncle Chop

**JackTar** · 19-05-2008, 09:13 PM

Speaking of america though my ex wife once asked me when XMAS was in america.

**Jockney Rebel** · 19-05-2008, 09:15 PM

the wife : the cars broke down..
me :where are you?
her : in the car stupid

**Arron_01r1** · 19-05-2008, 09:36 PM

im happy this is going well,

**JackTar** · 20-05-2008, 07:19 PM

My wife asked me what star sign I am, our birthdays are the same day.

**Lucas** · 20-05-2008, 07:25 PM

I can't remember off the top of my head but there have been some corkers, rolling on the ground laughing so hard a drop of wee comes out type of corker.

**Azrael** · 20-05-2008, 09:05 PM

My ex killed two cars while we were together (3ish yrs), drove em till they blew up, backed my ute into poles, ran speed cameras in my ute, filled her last car with water, yes the entire engine with water through the rocker cover new years day just gone, and without fail everytime laughed. Seriously, her response "haha ooops, well you can fix it poohead!(insert cheeky but cute grin here)"... I shit you not..

**JackTar** · 20-05-2008, 09:38 PM

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

My ex killed two cars while we were together (3ish yrs), drove em till they blew up, backed my ute into poles, ran speed cameras in my ute, filled her last car with water, yes the entire engine with water through the rocker cover new years day just gone, and without fail everytime laughed. Seriously, her response "haha ooops, well you can fix it poohead!(insert cheeky but cute grin here)"... I shit you not..

You should have stabbed her in the face.

**Azrael** · 20-05-2008, 10:12 PM

I did.. Porksword..

**336LJ** · 21-05-2008, 01:25 PM

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

I did.. Porksword..

BAhahaha

**Lucas** · 11-07-2008, 12:56 PM

Last night, I asked her(wifey) the question floating around on someones sig..(can't remember who's).

'If a man speaks alone in a forest, is he still wrong'??

She had a little giggle and replied

'If a man's alone in a forest, can't he fucking stay there'!!!!

I almost pissed I laughed so much

**Fight_fan** · 11-07-2008, 02:24 PM

Lol! Thats funny Lucas!

Last night my ms. came out with a corker!
She just got home from shopping @ coles after work (good girl) & after a stop to the grog shop to buy me some beer (awesome girl)!
When she got home she started rummaging thru her wallet claiming she'd lost $25 in the mayhem of having full hands! 5mins later she starts peaking out to the point where I nearly had to slap her down 4 being so annoying! [B)]

Then suddenly she stops n goes..."Oh, was my wallet empty or did I already have $25 in it!" [:I]

I just lost it laughing! On the floor, side splitting style!

Fuck me! Its lucky ur so cute girl!

**Tony Nitrous** · 11-07-2008, 04:54 PM

Mate and I were talking about Grey-Imports (un-official imports)
when his Mrs piped up "Can you get them in any other colour?"

**Matt** · 12-07-2008, 07:26 AM

There was an ad on TV a few years ago showing a 600ml carton of milk and they said that it only had 2% fat, my sister in-law pipes up "I wonder how much is in a 2 litre though?" LOL