Dave had a week off and decided to play golf every day. Monday morning, he found himself paired with an attractive woman, Pat, who turned out to be a very good golfer.
They started with a few casual bets, but by the back nine it was a
Full-blown competition. On the 18th green, Pat sank her long birdie putt for the win. Dave congratulated her and paid off his losses. Pat asked for a ride home and, on the way, told him, 'You know, Dave, I haven't enjoyed myself so much on the golf course in a long time. In fact, pull over so I can express my appreciation.'
He did, they kissed, and one thing led to another and soon she gave him the best oral sex he'd ever had.
The next morning, they met again on the first tee and played together again.
They had another magnificent day, enjoying each other's company and playing tight, competitive golf.
Again Pat beat him, but she also showed her appreciation on the drive home.
This went on all week, with Dave narrowly losing every day, his male ego bruised, but not unhappy.
On Friday's drive home, Dave said, 'Pat, you've been great to be with all this week and tonight I'd like to return the favour. I made reservations at the best restaurant in town for us and reserved the penthouse suite at the best hotel. What do you say?'
Pat burst into tears. 'I can't!'
'What? Why not?' asked Dave.
'Because,' she sobbed, 'I'm in the middle of a sex change and the doctor hasn't completed that part of me yet!'
'What?!' Aghast, Dave swerved off the road, screeched to a stop and cursed madly, overcome with emotion.
'I'm so sorry,' says Pat. 'You have a right to be angry with me.'
'You b*****d!' Dave screamed, his face bright red. 'You cheating b*****! All week long you've been playing off the women's tees!!'
Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace