Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a
shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne , when one notices the
other has a huge cork stuck in his arse.
If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that
cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is
permanently stuck in my arse."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along Russell Street
And I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a
huge old man in Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akurbra hat
came boiling out. He said, "I am Captain Ozzie, the Genie. I can grant you
I said, "No shit?"
God Bless Australia