The Cork

[BillyWhizz888]

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a

shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne , when one notices the

other has a huge cork stuck in his arse.

If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that

cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is

permanently stuck in my arse."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along Russell Street

And I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a

huge old man in Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akurbra hat

came boiling out. He said, "I am Captain Ozzie, the Genie. I can grant you

one wish."

I said, "No shit?"

God Bless Australia

[BANDITROD]

mate where do you find this stuff fuck you crack me up