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Thread: Members T-shirt competition - WON-Sharky

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    Members T-shirt competition - WON-Sharky

    Well ladies, as you know I am now back so it's about time we had a bit of a members comp. This time we are playing for a New ASF T-shirt (to replace that fucked up, beer stained one you already have). You choose whatever backprint you want and whatever size and it's yours if you win this competition.

    This one is simple, all I am looking for is the best caption for this photo of Large pissed out of his skull at the TT. If you're not a computer whizz and can't put speech bubbles on it then just list what they are saying underneath, the Characters are:

    "Bloke1" (bloke with grey T-shirt next to Large
    "Large" (handsome bloke with cap on)
    "Bloke2" (holding beer bottle by the door)
    "Stodge" (ASF shirt wearer at bottom of screen)

    and if you can do speaach bubbles, even better.

    You don't have to use all characters but they are there if you want to. I will pick the effort that makes me laugh the most and send them a shirt. Simple. Have a go.....

    THE COMPETITON RUNS FOR ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!



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    LARGE "look tiger if you don`t f@ck off,I belt ya in the left eye[8D]
    & yool end up like them on the floor[}]
    Any one else wanna try a streetfighter[?]

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    "Bloke1" Hey pal, are you that American film dude Michael Moore that made that movie "Fahrenheit 9/11"???

    "Large" Umm.. no, (thinks: "dumbarse, he wears glasses")

    "Bloke1" Duh, ok just saw the camera and you do look similar..

    "Stodge" I cant beleive that dumb arse thought you could be him. He at least knows how to use a camera.



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    bloke 1 "large how big was the guy that stained your top?"

    large : see hand gesture

    stodge : insert throwing up noise here

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    Large= Fuckin hell stodge can i have a go at her next[:0]
    Bloke2= That chick is sick i better join that line up[]
    Bloke1= Bloody unbeleivable she is look what she done to my face[B)]

    Glenn Eason drinks and smokes and lends his arse to other blokes

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    bloke 1 :hey fuck off im only 5 ginus's down, look at your mate, fuck i thought you ozzys could hold your piss
    large : now look here numm nuts more off that and ill boot you in the balls, hes only like that after looking at your missus after the 5th bloke been thu her
    stodge: fucking warm pommy beer awwww
    bloke 2: im glad we sent all these fuckers down under,what a bunch of c*nts they give us bikers a bad rap

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    Bloke 1 - "I 'ate you Butler..."
    Large - "Big fish, little fish, carboard box"
    Bloke 2 - "And now, we go over to Kate Humble to see if her tits have left the nest"
    Stodge "I'll hide down here and avoid any kind of ridicule"
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    Does the winner also get a complementary punch in the gob from large?

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    Well, there's some good efforts here but I can only choose one, and considering I like simplisity, I think it has to go to one that made me laugh with just one line: Sharky.

    So, Sharky, tell me what shirt you want mate and what size and I'll post it on it's merry way to you.

    Thanks to all those that made the effort. I'll have a new competition soon so you'll get another chance to win then.

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    Yeah fair call Si - good on ya sharky... Ya brown-nose

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    Wooohooooo I won [^] I won
    I'll pm ya Si.
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    Well, next time i will keep it simple Simon [B)]


    I've got a TT shirt anyway [^]

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