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    Top Gear finally do something we can all enjoy

    No fan of that twat on this program, but this was a damned funny thing to do.

    http://blogs.theage.com.au/entertain...augh_hamm.html

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    Bwahahahahahaha


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    Stupid rednecks!!!

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    Sort of like driving a car with anti mohammed graffiti through Lakemba, while throwing pork sausages at the locals.

    Anyone wanna try it?

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    yep, but I get to choose and suitably modify the car [8D]

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    quote:Originally posted by Large

    yep, but I get to choose and suitably modify the car [8D]
    Fairynuff

    but you also get to be the hood ornament OK?

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    quote:Originally posted by chalk10

    quote:Originally posted by Large

    yep, but I get to choose and suitably modify the car [8D]
    Fairynuff

    but you also get to be the hood ornament OK?
    eat a shit sergeant chalky

    I'll be hanging out the sunroof with a ring mounted 50 cal suitably modified to fire 800PSM (pork sausages a minute)


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    With high impact explosive rounds I hope.


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    quote:Originally posted by chalk10

    Sort of like driving a car with anti mohammed graffiti through Lakemba, while throwing pork sausages at the locals.

    Anyone wanna try it?
    If i can build the truck, you can be the one throwin the pork at them! prepare for Jihad Wrath.

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    sweet, can i drive?

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    I'm building a pig cannon as we speak.

    Like a potato gun... but bigger...

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    I think we got something coming together here.

    And a truck is probably a better idea than a car, we might have to make a quick exit over a few ethnic rice burners. [8D]
    I'm driving though, well at least till I lose control from laughing too hard. You can do the YouTube videos if you want elle, Large has the pork sausage machine gun, ZX12 the pig cannon (you are talking about the 4 legged variety, not the dressed in blue variety aren't you?). Still need someone for the hood ornament though, or should we strap Amanda Vanstone to it, just to reduce panel damage as we escape through the rice burners .
    Who wants to volunteer for emergency repair mechanic and flat tyre changer[?], could be dangerous job though, anyone with suicide experience[?]

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    ive got the truck and we can fit 20 pig cannons out the side.

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    Sounds like the land equivalent of the old sailing battleship being put together here.

    I dibs Nelson's role

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    OK, as bait we will need HUGE subwoofers, a techno CD and a blow off valve so the truck needs to be turbo'd.These sounds have been lab tested and have the highest arousal properties for this demographic.

    Anybody got a multi tiered livestock trailer lying around?

    Are we using the four legged variety of pig or do we need to send some of our single members to scout the local night spots in blacktown,wyong etc for the 2 legged type?


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    quote:Originally posted by dazz



    Are we using the four legged variety of pig or do we need to send some of our single members to scout the local night spots in blacktown,wyong etc for the 2 legged type?

    Well we've already got Amanda Vanstone as the hood ornament/grill protector, so a few more 2 legged ones will be OK. But definitely need lots of the 4 legged type, where else are we gonna get blood for the water bombs from?

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    where else are we gonna get blood for the water bombs from?
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    end of month sale at Tampax

    even come with launching string[xx(]

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    quote:Originally posted by KRASH

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    [?][?][?] Good old BBC must have some cash
    Yeah there quick, hasnt been 24hours since they've been up! fuk em

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