My dick just folded 5 times within it self
You'd be spitting those out for weeks !
Elvis Maybe dead but Sammy Davis JNR lives
My God woman Fur Panties 
Shit.... thats the bird from the internet last week [V]
Fcuk Off Ya Twat
That's horrible [xx(][xx(]
That'd be like a wombat that's been hit with an axe
And it looks like shes Blowing the invisible man...
Dirty bastard...(I didn't think he'd be a hairy clam lover)[)]
My EYES!! I CANT FEEL MY EYES!!
holy sheet, tell me that is not actually possibe is it?
fuck, i hope thats not gonna be one of those 'i've seen my future' things :0(
That's not a bush, it's a hedge [xx(], probably populated with hedgehogs, and other creepy crawleys. God knows they'd be safe in there, no-one in their right mind would go looking
If a man speaks in the forest, and there\'s no woman to hear him, is he still wrong??
For you older blokes (let's say 40 +) in ASF that reckon she's a good thing....
coupla beers [8D]
Fuck Oz a coupla Beers [xx(] not even a Brewery would
fuck the beers,i wouldnt even call for the paper bag,its hard to find one with hair these days.But she's a fine example.
your a sad operator Des,keep up the good work.
Every Hole's a Goal
(just don't play on a muddy pitch )
yuk Sir Nitrous!
Ah Ha tony remember,
Sex is like Snooker ,you miss the Pink you go for the Brown.
You little grot Devo! [}]
Get off on the smell of shit a lot do you? [8D]
Now Now Chalk I resent being called little
I'm a Tri sexual personaly, Tri any thing once, If
I like it I'll tri it again .
Oh and Chalk Masterbation is like Tennis,
Back hand, Fore hand, Back hand, Fore hand
And before any one ask's fucken oath I do
Lyin Bastard if ya say ya don't do it.
Dirty Bastard if ya do [:0]