quote:Originally posted by davo
like you were when you married your ex rice-burner wife Chalky?[:0][:0][:0]tell me mate...how much did you get paid to marry your mail order bride.300 yen?was her name loveulongtime and did she serve you creamofsumyungboy for dinner? i bet you told her u were a gay seventies porn star to win her heart.
now you see why i am the title holder[}] (and i was being gentle)
EX-rice burner[?] What the fuck ya talking about ya jumped half-pint banana bending Humpty Dumpty fantasizing wannabe Streetfighter[}
But then what do you expect from such a lightweight package (ever thought of becoming a Jockey wee man[?]) who got caught by a fat old man on an ageing Kwaka. Talk about Crow like an eagle, and ride like a butch bitch outcast from the Gay Mardis Gras.
What happened to you're hot rod SF junior[?] The mechanic was lying to you about the work he done wasn't he[?], just gave it a wash and you thought it went so much harder[?] (You didn't really believe him when he said that the new red racing stripe made it so much faster........did you[?] I mean really, you didn't fall for that one[?] again [:I])
PS just heard from Exben mate
, light a fire...........and then run away from it (were you screaming while running Davina[?]). BBQ's at you're place must be interesting <s>Daffy</s>, I mean Davy, do you actally get close enough once the fires lit to cook anything[?] or do you get the abo relo's to do you're cooking for you[?]
)].................... she'd sobered up, and realised what she'd done.
