dont you wish?

[dRRew]

[dRRew]

heres a good joke to.

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Coles's. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten second andcosts $20.00 ... a lot quicker than a doctor."

So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Coles. He deposits $20.00 and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks." Thank you for shopping @ Coles.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Coles, eager to check the results. He deposits $20.00, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo (Aisle7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab

4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer (1stfloor)

5. If you don't stop wanking yourself, your elbow will never get better

Thank you for shopping @ Coles

quote:Originally posted by dRRew

Ummm dRRew, is there anything you should be telling the boys?, before the April sleepover [}]

[ozkat]

Maybe i should take his name off the list? or put him in a room with puppet.

[Gix11]

Oh come on! You can't do that to the poor kid!

[ozkat]

Yeah i can.[}]

Yeah!!! The thought of the boy and (sick) Puppyt jumping in and out of undies all night ain't a good one [}][V]

[Razorback]

anyone watch the Sopranos ? My favorite TV show... I love the conversation some of the guys are having about thier first blowjob in series 2...

Pauly Walnuts - "you remeber you first blowjob Silvio?"
Silvio - "sure"
Pauly - "O yeah how long did the guy take to come"
Silvio - "you muther@$#@^%"

hahahahaha.... love that show...

[dRRew]

N O T G A Y

[Razorback]

Course you're not mate


And you and Puppet can tell one another that aaaaall night long