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heres a good joke to.
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Coles's. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten second andcosts $20.00 ... a lot quicker than a doctor."
So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Coles. He deposits $20.00 and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks." Thank you for shopping @ Coles.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Coles, eager to check the results. He deposits $20.00, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo (Aisle7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab
4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer (1stfloor)
5. If you don't stop wanking yourself, your elbow will never get better
Thank you for shopping @ Coles
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Originally posted by dRRew
Ummm dRRew, is there anything you should be telling the boys?, before the April sleepover [}]
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Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Maybe i should take his name off the list? or put him in a room with puppet.
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Bloke with the stick
Oh come on! You can't do that to the poor kid!
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Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
Yeah i can.[}]
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Yeah!!! The thought of the boy and (sick) Puppyt jumping in and out of undies all night ain't a good one [}][V]
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Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
anyone watch the Sopranos ? My favorite TV show... I love the conversation some of the guys are having about thier first blowjob in series 2...
Pauly Walnuts - "you remeber you first blowjob Silvio?"
Silvio - "sure"
Pauly - "O yeah how long did the guy take to come"
Silvio - "you muther@$#@^%"
hahahahaha.... love that show...
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Tyre destroying, mad bastard menace
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Course you're not mate
And you and Puppet can tell one another that aaaaall night long
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