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CBRRRT
04-02-2009, 05:53 AM
So you want to be a Hooligan do you?

Well its not quite that easy Grasshopper, you cant just pay a couple of thousand bucks jump on a bike and scare little kids and old people you know.

There are a few things you need and need to have first. Questions you must ask and answers that must be given.

1.How do I look the part. You get yourself a hard as fuck knuckle duster lapel badge for your MA1 jacket.
2. How do I make my bike look the part. You get yourself a set of hard as fuck hand grenade dust caps for your wheels and streetfighter your bike.
3. How will everyone know it’s a streetfighter. You put a hard as fuck knuckle duster sticker on your petrol tank.
4. But how do I become a hooligan. You watch and learn from the “How to do a wheelie like a pro DVD” By Jimmy Fireblade, and become hard as fuck.

But it all seems an impossible task CBRRRT, In all of time these things have never been in the same place at the same time. I would have to search the four corners of the earth to obtain such items.

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/101321246362269.JPG


Fear not Grasshopper for the items you seek and desire are here, but there is a test of your devotion to ASF and a quest you must complete first.

You must caption the photograph below Grasshopper and the funniest caption will be deemed the winner.

The Over Lord Gix11 will have the final say who shall be bestowed with the glory of being the Victor.

He will PM me your details and I will send the prize to the chosen one by winged messenger, to any part of the known world and beyond.


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/1013212468124969.jpg


Hurry now Grasshopper for time is short and you have only until the 4th day of March to complete the quest.

CBRRRT
04-02-2009, 06:01 AM
Here is one to get you going

Slow metabolism, fast pie arm!

Fish
04-02-2009, 06:50 AM
Sponsored by Ripcurl. Slap it and catch a wave.

Weaselman
04-02-2009, 07:32 AM
suzuki a mans bike for real men

Fight_fan
04-02-2009, 07:35 AM
The 1st photo shoot for models who survived eating disorders!
Youv'e come a long way, now bask in your success...

Docktor
04-02-2009, 07:39 AM
Suzuki : Giving men fats since 1952

Lucas
04-02-2009, 09:29 AM
After falling from grace at the completion of the Austin Powers saga, Fat Bastard chose the obvious course of action. Mascot for the GAY SURFERS ALLIANCE. Suzuki were the first to put their hand up for sponsorship and as we all know, Suzuki riders do like to suck dick!

OLD SKOOL BANDIT
04-02-2009, 10:01 AM
Michelin man gets kit off for playboy shoot !

OLD SKOOL BANDIT
04-02-2009, 10:03 AM
I BEAT ANOREXIA !!! YAY ME !!!

OLD SKOOL BANDIT
04-02-2009, 10:05 AM
GAy pride flag $20
Mobile phone $500
Suspension upgrade $1000
Getting to ride the Dykes on bikes parade..........Priceless !

OLD SKOOL BANDIT
04-02-2009, 10:07 AM
Does my arse look big on this ?

OLD SKOOL BANDIT
04-02-2009, 10:09 AM
Killer cleavage courtesy of 4 & 20 Pies

OLD SKOOL BANDIT
04-02-2009, 10:10 AM
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

OLD SKOOL BANDIT
04-02-2009, 10:14 AM
Motor cycle for sale 20,000 kms, fuct suspension, scratched sump one careful owner, real fat twat but careful

OLD SKOOL BANDIT
04-02-2009, 10:16 AM
I'm done now. Geez that's one fat mutha fukka !

Iceman
04-02-2009, 03:19 PM
I like wee babies

Iceman
04-02-2009, 03:21 PM
They say that inside every fat person is a skinny person trying to get out. As you can see, this fat prick has obiviously eaten several skinny people, all of whom are trying to get out.

opindown
04-02-2009, 04:49 PM
GET IN MY BELLE.....

Weaselman
04-02-2009, 04:57 PM
Large recomends Shick Razors for those hard to reach areas

davio
04-02-2009, 05:13 PM
no officer i havent swallowed any clowns

BANDITROD
04-02-2009, 06:32 PM
Here is proof that some people need jack up kits for drag racing

BANDITROD
04-02-2009, 06:37 PM
i used to be Large but from this day onward i will be known as Xlarge weekend warrior from uranus

Cruisecontrol
04-02-2009, 06:45 PM
I didn't know John Goodman was gay!

StuNVA
04-02-2009, 07:02 PM
Sports bikes, ppfffttt, I'll take my Fatboy any day. Did you get the photo yet Cecil.

rock hard
04-02-2009, 08:39 PM
"Im Too Sexy for my Shirt, too sexy till it hurts"

Docktor
05-02-2009, 10:16 AM
Can I have 2 entries ?

Suzuki : Giving men fats since 1952
Wasn't me officer, I wasn't hungry I had a pie ..................... van

jakam04
05-02-2009, 11:27 AM
Ive always wanted to pose semi naken on a motorbike... like my hero Tom Cruise in Top Gun... I get mistaken for him everytime I wear these stunning glasses.... [8D]

EFE 1230
05-02-2009, 07:38 PM
Do my titties make this motorcycle look small?.......mmmmm titties!!!!

Gsxar
06-02-2009, 07:01 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/357343749101433.jpg

Azrael
06-02-2009, 07:14 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/35734372472256.jpg

Ansen
07-02-2009, 08:22 PM
I ate all the pies!

w195
08-02-2009, 08:43 AM
You meet the most interesting people on a FATANA!

geesexar
09-02-2009, 01:44 AM
see that shirt?..i'd wear it but it makes me look GHEY

Fight_fan
09-02-2009, 10:57 AM
quote:Originally posted by Azrael

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/35734372472256.jpg



Lol! Thats gr8 Tom!

scrotary
11-02-2009, 11:51 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/37280715264126.jpg

Weaselman
13-02-2009, 08:05 PM
"shut the fuck up donny"

ralph
13-02-2009, 08:24 PM
Thats not my best side

Large
13-02-2009, 09:13 PM
I went on "Biggest Loser" and all I got was this fat fucking motorbike!

scotty
16-02-2009, 01:32 PM
" I use to be able to head check, now it's more of a Stop and swival"

scrotary
16-02-2009, 01:49 PM
"then she said 'whats the closest thing here to your bike?' and i said 'my ballsack'"

Billy Bob
16-02-2009, 04:16 PM
"Quick take a photo of me before the owner comes back"

Watto
16-02-2009, 06:38 PM
wish my legs weren't so short I can only just reach the pegs

makaveli650
16-02-2009, 07:49 PM
Watch ur self wee man, this was swift before i sat on it.

ralph
19-02-2009, 10:37 AM
If you smelt my leathers you'd be riding topless too

dingo
25-02-2009, 07:41 PM
"Hey you , i had a midget passenger with me , can you come over here and see if hes's stuck in the folds of my back?"

davio
25-02-2009, 08:04 PM
suzuki,, own the road ,,,(well no other cunt can fit on it now)

kookaburra
27-02-2009, 07:51 PM
deos this bike make my ass look fat

CBRRRT
03-03-2009, 12:29 AM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/414868851124969.jpg


Pfraaaaaaaaap, "Arrr fuck"! "I just farted and followed through, now I got fuckin Katana all down me legs"!

Gix11
03-03-2009, 02:38 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/623808932124967.jpg


Sven always hated the 100m Katana Hurdle ever since he was a school boy, but he always smiles for the camera even when he's coming last.

Gix11
03-03-2009, 02:45 PM
Ok Jon, I just went through them again and as always I like the obscure ones, so based on that, the idea that he's trying to hide the fact he just ate a clown and is trying to hide the outfit made me laugh the most, so I'd be giving it to Davio mate. I'll send you his details to post to mate.

Oh, and Jon, top fucking effort for the competition mate - bloody good of you. Cheers!

CBRRRT
03-03-2009, 06:22 PM
Good choice Wise one,

Congrats davio, made me laugh out loud too. You are King mate and I'll have your goodies in the post tonight, with a couple of bonus bits and bobs for that subtle little gem.

Lots of others made me chuckle too, which shows what a weard bunch you lot really are.

Well done everyone!!!!!!!!

ST31TH
04-03-2009, 08:05 PM
why stroll when u can roll u guys?

davio
04-03-2009, 09:44 PM
aW shucks guys thanks

oldskool
05-03-2009, 08:32 PM
Dave is a Clown and he just wanted to be eaten by a big fat gay Sepo.

ralph
07-03-2009, 09:52 PM
I eat harleys for breakfast

CBRRRT
17-03-2009, 05:20 AM
Davio, have you had your goody bag yet mate? if not let me know and I will make a few noises down at the post office. It went recorded delivery so should be fairly easy to track.

Hope you got it mate.

Harry
22-03-2009, 10:02 PM
funny as fuck !

CBRRRT
27-03-2009, 08:05 PM
Thanks for letting me know it arrived Davio, now dont spend to much time cracking one off over the totty in Streetfighters mag Matey. Lol.

336LJ
04-04-2009, 01:07 AM
quote:Originally posted by ralph

I eat harleys for breakfast


so much wierder when you actually have a brother named harley.... gah! lol

Dan78T
28-09-2010, 03:56 PM
Anyone seen my bike?

RevHead
29-09-2010, 07:31 PM
any 1 got a crow bar to get this wedgee outta me pants,,oh fuck its a bike

Shadowzone
29-09-2010, 08:45 PM
Suzuki. Because even fags don't ride Hondas...


(I also know the comp ended over a year ago but couldn't help myself)

Freddy Kruger
07-10-2010, 02:25 PM
^yeah stuff it :P


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