MARCH 2014 SFOTM (ASF Streetfighter of the month) - VOTE!

[jakam04]

Lol, I'm not one to bite.... That was my puppy's job. If you can't see that this was just a littłe fun then nothing I say will matter ;)

Clearly my comment but said accidentally when not logged in. Damn iPhone....

I will however say that all I did was ask them to vote. Their comments etc were in response to something they clearly objected to.

It's like inviting your best mate to your wedding and expecting him not to have a crack at the bridesmaids while he's on the turps.... :cool:

[MattyDucati]

All fun until someone said the 109 was more street fighter then the z1, you cunts are on crack!

[latheboy]

Lol, I'm not one to bite.... That was my puppy's job. If you can't see that this was just a littłe fun then nothing I say will matter ;)

Jarrod????


Anyway, I'm going to make an apology.

No excuse for what i said really, it sounded much funnier in my head and it was meant to be funny!!!!
It was WAY too harsh Jarrod.
I'm sorry.


Now I'm off to apologise to my boss too, bit loose today...

[jakam04]

The Zen of ASF is back to normal... A stock shitbox is at the bottom of the tally.

[Unregistered]

Hi guys, I'm a regular member over here at the M109 forum & normally I wouldn't take part in this sort of discussion but I have to say something because it's getting out of hand.

Firstly, you can't blame us M109 owners for jumping on this topic for a chance to hang shit on another forum, it's the only chance we get for some entertainment - god knows our Poo-levards don't provide any excitement when we ride them to the local Cafe on sunny Sundays.
You ASF guys have it so good you probably wouldn't understand how mind numbingly boring our forum is, Imagine having to wade through endless drivel about 1 make & model of bike from overweight, balding, middle aged, born-again tossers in the middle of a midlife crisis who think their new set of leather tassles are cooler than Fonzie himself... I swear I've nearly slit my wrists several times whilst reading new posts... & don't even get me started on our calender -

Jan. - Black couch with Staintunes.
Feb. - Black couch with Corbin seat.
March - Black couch with tankbag.
April - Black couch with H.I.D. lights.
May - Black couch with chrome airfilter housing.
June - Black couch with Ventura rack.
July - Black couch with stickers, spokey dokes & coloured streamers out the end of the grips. (That constitutes a wild custom over here)
Aug. - White couch with windscreen (we kicked that guy off the forum for being too 'out there')
Sep. - Stock black couch.
Oct. - Another stock black couch.
etc.

I can also explain the reason our guys are posting anonymously on your forum. You see, we're all pretty much chicken shits (that's why we ride cruisers) who are too insecure & scared too let you know our identities so we hide behind the 'unregistered' name so we can continue to make snide remarks & throw out pathetic baits like the proper keyboard warriors that we are. I know we're pathetic losers who ride lame bikes that don't go, stop or handle but we need to at least try to make ourselves feel good by kidding ourselves that people want to read what we write.

But we are good riders... honest, just look at Jarrod's lack of chicken strips!! He posted that pic with his chest all pumped out to impress you guys hoping none of you would know that you only have to lean a Boulabaise over about 12 degrees to get to the edge of the tyre - Jarrod is our best rider & we worship him like a god for being able to lean that far.

Speaking of Jarrod, I wonder why he still hangs around ASF even though he doesn't have a streetfighter... oh wait, I know.. it's because he still wants to pretend he's one of the Kool Kids instead of a bloke who rides a bike that he had to settle for because he couldn't afford a V Max or a Harley. It's a shame that he had to devalue your SFOTM comp with his attention seeking shit and even more of a shame that it backfired on him making all you ASFers think he's a fuckwit.

M109 owners - We LOVE the shaft.

But always remember, this is all just a harmless pisstaking joke between mates OK?

[jakam04]

I take no offence in anything posted against me in this thread by anyone.

The ASF I joined years ago would have lots of piss taking and have it taken like a grain on salt. From some of the alter egos of Large and a few others who have made hilarious characters for new members ( I vaguely remember some latte sipping power ranger suit wearing fellow) but maybe the fun has been sucked out of some people who reside here.

Stop taking things so serious and have a laugh once in a while.

Yeah, I now choose to ride a tractor, which doubles as a couch clearly shown in the attached picture

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e161/jakam04/M109R/IMG_3973_zps37f8e096.jpg (http://s39.photobucket.com/user/jakam04/media/M109R/IMG_3973_zps37f8e096.jpg.html)

But I will say that even though I ride a tractor, I was still at AFR this year in Casino hoping to catch up with some good mates

[Cruisecontrol]

How did a stock bike make it in anyway:

RULES:


The photo must be of your currently owned motorcycle
The motorcycle must be owned by you at the date of submission of the photo (a bike sale should not be affected by the running of this nomination)
The motorcycle can be built / modified by yourself or a professional BUT must have at least some input by yourself into the build (i.e. you didn't buy the bike EXACTLY as it is and have just polished it.)
Photo should be taken during the month of nomination / submission (one month prior to voting) to get people off their arses and into the shed etc. Any proof of date should be photographed in case of dispute by other nominee


I've got pics of my stock RZ500 I had in 1993. I might give it a crack next month.

[hyofighter]

wheres Azrael and his full fire bricks when ya need them ??

[jakam04]

Stock
5699

Not stock
5700

Stock
5701

Not stock
5702

At what point do bikes enter the non-stock class.

Airbox modification, engine case mods and other less obvious changes.

So if I removed a few pieces of body work, new headlight and got bar risers then you would deem it worthy?


Please accept my apologies Matty for using you to illustrate my point.

[Cruisecontrol]

At what point do bikes enter the non-stock class.


When it looks different.



So if I removed a few pieces of body work, new headlight and got bar risers then you would deem it worthy?


On a streetfighter forum, yes.

[hyofighter]

i see where your coming from jarrod but the arguement can go on for ever
streetfighter
5705
streetfighter
5704
streetfighter
5703

[jakam04]

Airbox modification, engine case mods and other less obvious changes.

I modified my own airbox covers by hand and painted them myself, I painted numerous engine parts etc as well as having a few engine cases powdercoated on my behalf and installed by me. All good.

There were other internal mods but no point mentioning ;)

Unlike some, I merely state my case without anger and purely questioning the thought processes. Afterall, I wouldn't want to go all Neanderthal on CCs arse as apparently it's beyond him lol

[Scotty109]

Lol you lil bitches....this is like days of our lives. What's the trophy anyway?

[Cruisecontrol]

Unlike some, I merely state my case without anger and purely questioning the thought processes. Afterall, I wouldn't want to go all Neanderthal on CCs arse as apparently it's beyond him lol

Do you want to make this personal, princess?
I have made legitimate points regarding a seemingly stock bike entered into a streetfighter of the month comp. Nothing more.

[wackyrider]

Lol you lil bitches....this is like days of our lives. What's the trophy anyway?

lol, you think there's a throphy. Never has been, haha. We're here for the fun of it

[davo]

I thought an Mt 109 was some kind of Chinese thing. I spent a few with hours drinkin with The Z1. Mark and I sat down on thr floor next to her and went thru every detail of awesomeness. This bike was not cheap to buy or build,but the result is a credit to its re-creator . Massive talent and attention to detail. A pro builder would be envious of this result.

[Yella]

5706

[Unregistered]

I thought an Mt 109 was some kind of Chinese thing. I spent a few with hours drinkin with The Z1. Mark and I sat down on thr floor next to her and went thru every detail of awesomeness. This bike was not cheap to buy or build,but the result is a credit to its re-creator . Massive talent and attention to detail. A pro builder would be envious of this result.

Davo, I whole heartedly agree having seen marks Z1 in person and also knowing marks abilities from other fantastic bikes too.

Z1 is a worthy winner this month from bikes offered.

[jakam04]

I thought an Mt 109 was some kind of Chinese thing. I spent a few with hours drinkin with The Z1. Mark and I sat down on thr floor next to her and went thru every detail of awesomeness. This bike was not cheap to buy or build,but the result is a credit to its re-creator . Massive talent and attention to detail. A pro builder would be envious of this result.

Davo, I whole heartedly agree having seen marks Z1 in person and also knowing marks abilities from other fantastic bikes too.

Z1 would be a worthy winner this month from bikes offered.

[jakam04]

Damn iPhone keeps on signing me out. Doh

[davo]

Your granted exemption J-Rod,iPhones are ghey.

[MattyDucati]

Z1 is the one, it's on another level to everything else this month.
It's all good, my bike is a r1 with no faring and no clip ons but it rides like streetfighter, front wheel in the air or smoke from the back tyre.... Most fun asf has seen since Pete left lol

[davo]

I.m also Bi-Polar. Sux being a trans-sexual bear.

[wackyrider]

This has been the most interesting thread by far for a while, lol

Good to know what's needed to get you guys out of the woodwork

[Azrael]

Im somewhat new to being sane so dont take this the wrong way but, if you are stupid enough to pay waaay too much for a dam pump with racing stripes, by default you lack the minimum requirement to disseminate your worthless opinions on the internets.
However, we all enjoy watching the thinking impaired fire off thier shit cannon everytime someone shitbags thier pride and joy so feel free to keep waffling your banal justification for your poor life choices, just don't have a rage induced paroxysmal fit when someone clearly more intelligent than you tells you to fuck off. Or do, either way i really don't care.

Jarrod, do a skid ya cunt.

[jakam04]

Im somewhat new to being sane so dont take this the wrong way but, if you are stupid enough to pay waaay too much for a dam pump with racing stripes, by default you lack the minimum requirement to disseminate your worthless opinions on the internets.
However, we all enjoy watching the thinking impaired fire off thier shit cannon everytime someone shitbags thier pride and joy so feel free to keep waffling your banal justification for your poor life choices, just don't have a rage induced paroxysmal fit when someone clearly more intelligent than you tells you to fuck off. Or do, either way i really don't care.

Jarrod, do a skid ya cunt.

Lmfao, well said Mate. I'll get another play toy at some stage soon, but for now I'll keep my tractor.

[ozzy1100]

imo there is being lauphed with and there is being lauphed at....two very diffrent animals...

[Azrael]

imo there is being lauphed with and there is being lauphed at....two very diffrent animals...

In this case Jarrod would be laughing at me, because he knows im a cunt..

[ozzy1100]

In this case Jarrod would be laughing at me, because he knows im a cunt..

we all know yr a cunt tom but yr our cunt lol

[Big Bitch]

Wow,
It turns out that the ladies on the Intruder site don't like people messing up their forum.
How ironic.

[Large]

You are a lying cunt dead puppy handler.

To start with,



WOW... I bet your just the pride and joy of membership on ASF huh?
... I can well imagine why people are falling over themselves to join the forum with members like you...

I own a couple of rides; a 109 & a so called 'streetfighter' - but its all about getting out, meeting great people and enjoying the ride. Register & join you say rather than adding a post as a guest'? Frankly, after reading the thread and posts I think I get a sense of what ASF stands for - Thanks, but I think I'll pass.

You boys sure know how to crack out the welcome mat! Stay safe & ride on...

And yet when I have a look at your site I see-


Good luck if they start posting there shitfighter stuff here i have a DELETE button http://www.ozboulevards.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.pnghttp://www.ozboulevards.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.pnghttp://www.ozboulevards.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.pnghttp://www.ozboulevards.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.pnghttp://www.ozboulevards.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.png

and


HA HA HA ! These blokes on this shitfighter forum are even starting to eat their young they are that pissed off LOL LOL now sitting in a puddle http://www.ozboulevards.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.pnghttp://www.ozboulevards.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.pnghttp://www.ozboulevards.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.pnghttp://www.ozboulevards.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.pnghttp://www.ozboulevards.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.pnghttp://www.ozboulevards.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.pnghttp://www.ozboulevards.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/biggrin.png

If your heads are so far up your arses that you think you wouldn't react the same or worse if a few asf blokes came and shat on your little forum, you're in the wrong place.

Maybe try the catholic church. It needs a new cardinal/denier of truth.

[Unregistered]

Wow,
It turns out that the ladies on the Intruder site don't like people messing up their forum.
How ironic.

Well you did carry on like a two bob watch honestly.........all they did here was vote and they spat the dummy .

[Unregistered]

Well you did carry on like a two bob watch honestly.........all they did here was vote and they spat the dummy .

Agreed... The difference is you are boys.... and not yet men! The lack of maturity is astounding...

[Big Bitch]

I guess the difference is that the mods on the Bouletards site actually protect their forum.
That bike should never have made the list and every unregistered fuckhead that posted should have been deleted moments after they posted. Not to mention changing (and actually inforcing) the rules for the comp.

[ozzy1100]

one of the core things that has always been asf is that people are free to have their own oppion... so maybe our mods are
infact doing their job.
people came into our sand pit without knowing the players and started kicking sand around like they have a right too and then tell us not to take ourselfs to seriously.....
all this again renforces the reason people pushing the we all ride there for we are brothers bullshit really miss the piont.
Streetfighters has and will always be a attitude and not what bike you ride. I feel shore some of these people are something
in the real world but not while their arse points to the ground will they understand where what we stand for comes from. It is like a whole nest of petes have come out to play.
welcome to the new world where idiots can tell the world what they know...

[stiffsimon]

o It is like a whole nest of petes have come out to play.


Fuck Lynton spat my bourbon out all over my pooter then picked myself back up off the floor, funny as fuck lol

[Redmohawk]

http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m591/redmohawk1/10001335_10151967223820793_5219470667969489629_n_z psf739182c.jpg (http://s1133.photobucket.com/user/redmohawk1/media/10001335_10151967223820793_5219470667969489629_n_z psf739182c.jpg.html)

[wackyrider]

Where's that black dog go again?

[xa-mont]

BAHJAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!




i miss pete.......,.,.,, i liked when he told me to stop .,,,suggesting solutions for his broken ass busa because i'm a computer nerd and he's been a mechanic for ages............ what a top bloke.......




p.s. - see what i did there....,..,..

[hyofighter]

Will someone end this voting shit and declare the z the winner so he can do the winners burnout

[jakam04]

Will someone end this voting shit and declare the z the winner so he can do the winners burnout

Agreed.

With what started out as a bit of harmless fun, soon spiraled out of control. My intentions were purely to have votes cast by friends on the other site but unfortunately things went south when comments were made and shit hit the fan.

Si, I understand the rules initially state this comp runs for the whole month but due to the issues presenting on this thread , would you consider closing the voting down early. All three of us challengers have expressed that Mark is the deserved winner and clearly would have won by considerable margin if I had not commenced my voting grab starting an all out war..

I wish to officially withdraw my bike from the comp as we discussed earlier in the month.

To the remainder of ASF Crew, I do apologies for causing controversy on this comp. I assure you that I did not intend things to get this out of hand. This will not happen again.



Up to you blue leader.

[MattyDucati]

Agreed.

With what started out as a bit of harmless fun, soon spiraled out of control. My intentions were purely to have votes cast by friends on the other site but unfortunately things went south when comments were made and shit hit the fan.

Si, I understand the rules initially state this comp runs for the whole month but due to the issues presenting on this thread , would you consider closing the voting down early. All three of us challengers have expressed that Mark is the deserved winner and clearly would have won by considerable margin if I had not commenced my voting grab starting an all out war..

I wish to officially withdraw my bike from the comp as we discussed earlier in the month.

To the remainder of ASF Crew, I do apologies for causing controversy on this comp. I assure you that I did not intend things to get this out of hand. This will not happen again.



Up to you blue leader.


http://www.imagesbuddy.com/images/66/2013/07/i-like-you-when-the-world-is-mine-your-death-shall-be-quick-and-painless-graphic.gif (http://www.imagesbuddy.com/i-like-you-when-the-world-is-mine-your-death-shall-be-quick-and-painless-graphic/)

[Synistah]

Unable to vote yet, but that R1 does it for me.. Absolutely beautiful and very simplistic.

[Gix11]

I go away for 4 days and come back to more mess than the kids actually made in the front room at home :)

To be honest, I really don't give a shit. I'm not your mum. The irony of it is, this voting thread has had the most attention in the history of SFOTM and I thank you all for being players, regardless of your input - you all actually helped out in a big way!

If you're looking for squeeky clean only-hear-what-you-want to-hear forums, well you already know you're in the wrong place, so it's business as usual around here. I guess I'm talking to the visitors there....

We all know who this month's winner is don't we?

[hyofighter]

now smoke it up

[Azrael]

We all know who this month's winner is don't we?

Is it me?

Oh sorry I was going for "most gratuitously punctuated cockwaffle" of the month. as you were.

Don't tell my wife but I want to rub myself against that Z..