oh stiffie......... i know u want this.....

[kiwi kdx]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/parts-for-sale/performance/auction-550024947.htm

[K6Thou]

Most suspect sounding thread title I've read here............


Tell him he's dreaming.....

[EFE 1230]

Most suspect sounding thread title I've read here............


Tell him he's dreaming.....


I think kiwi is the one having dreams going by the thread title.................

[EFE 1230]

A pair of backpackers, a kiwi and and a Greek were hired as casual labourers by a sheep farmer

One morning while they are walking in a paddock the kiwi spots a ewe stuck head first in a fence

Without saying a word he runs up behind it drops his trousers and has his way with the bleating sheep

When he's finished he turns round to the Greek bloke and say's ""hey bro, ut's your turn eh"

The Greek bloke runs over drops his trousers and sticks his head straight through the fence next to the ewe............

[kiwi kdx]

HAHA I preffer velcro gloves!

[stiffsimon]

Grrrrnnnhh aah aah aaaaaah. Fucker dangling that in front of me, hmmm I've got a spare set of crankcases, barrels and pistons n stuff, hmmm.
Back home the farmers were very fond of wellington boots(gum boots in the local parlance) A common pass time for them was getting their sheep dogs to herd them towards a cliff edge. When they get to the edge their natural response is to back away so they don't fall over. Up comes farmer Johnny grabs their legs hooks them into the front of their gum boots and let them keep thrusting back wards.

[kiwi kdx]

Mate ill even be back in NZ in two weeks........

[EFE 1230]

Mate ill even be back in NZ in two weeks........

all these stories making you homesick?

[kiwi kdx]

Yeah we dont judge back there.....

[stiffsimon]

Anybody you know?

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10666166

[kiwi kdx]

Sounds like somebody id know.

[stiffsimon]

Lol