more advice.

[Zed14]

when you get junk mail with a return addressed envelope. it doesnt cost them anything unless you send it back. and as they pay by the weight it a great chance to get rid of all your other junkmail and send it back to them, and soon you will recieve no more from them. just one of the great tips from rexies files.

[Gix11]

Now I like that one.

[Gix11]

Now I like that one.

[Zed14]

when a telemarketer calls you just tell them you want to listen to the whole speil then when they start gently put the phone down and go wath your missus play with herself. its costing them money not you.

[Zed14]

when a telemarketer calls you just tell them you want to listen to the whole speil then when they start gently put the phone down and go wath your missus play with herself. its costing them money not you.

[Zed14]

that should read watch your missus but i was getting excited thinking about it. watching your missus play with herself that is

[Zed14]

that should read watch your missus but i was getting excited thinking about it. watching your missus play with herself that is

You're a real little suburban housewife anarchist, aren't ya Rexy

You're a real little suburban housewife anarchist, aren't ya Rexy

[Zed14]

well i do try to appeal to everyone chalkie.

[Zed14]

well i do try to appeal to everyone chalkie.

try harder:D

try harder:D

[Zed14]

im doing the best i can thats all god asks us to do.

[Zed14]

im doing the best i can thats all god asks us to do.

You been watching the late night happy-clappy show's again Rexy?

You been watching the late night happy-clappy show's again Rexy?

[Zed14]

no i just listen to talk tonight with graeme gilbert on the am channel on the radio in the truck cause i get sick of listening to music when im barrelling down the highway terrorising motorists.

[Zed14]

no i just listen to talk tonight with graeme gilbert on the am channel on the radio in the truck cause i get sick of listening to music when im barrelling down the highway terrorising motorists.

Yep, that's gotta be good for the sanity mate.

You don't drive for the Post Office do you?

Yep, that's gotta be good for the sanity mate.

You don't drive for the Post Office do you?

[Zed14]

no mate i cart steel from onesteel in newie to bris up the pathetic highway.:D

[Zed14]

no mate i cart steel from onesteel in newie to bris up the pathetic highway.:D

So let me get this right

You're dragging 50 tonne of steel down the black top, at high speed, late at night, alone, maybe doing a bit of this'n'that to keep going long hours, AND listening to bible bashing retribution obsessed evangelists.



Been getting any strange visions/voices lately? reading anything in the oncoming lights at all?



hmmmm, I'll keep an eye out for you on the nightly news mate.

So let me get this right

You're dragging 50 tonne of steel down the black top, at high speed, late at night, alone, maybe doing a bit of this'n'that to keep going long hours, AND listening to bible bashing retribution obsessed evangelists.



Been getting any strange visions/voices lately? reading anything in the oncoming lights at all?



hmmmm, I'll keep an eye out for you on the nightly news mate.

[Zed14]

people like me dont feature in the news chalkie we create it.

[Zed14]

people like me dont feature in the news chalkie we create it.

[Zed14]

those viechles on the news just dont crash by themselves chalkie. we have to make our own entertainment. oh and its not 50tonne its 62.5 tonnes. and 25 metres long.

[Zed14]

those viechles on the news just dont crash by themselves chalkie. we have to make our own entertainment. oh and its not 50tonne its 62.5 tonnes. and 25 metres long.

[Zed14]

next week its 19 metres long and 55.5 tonne.

[Zed14]

next week its 19 metres long and 55.5 tonne.

And how long does that take?

And how long does that take?

[Zed14]

8 and 3/4 hrs driving time

[Zed14]

8 and 3/4 hrs driving time

[Nate]

next time you are waiting for ur food at the local food place and the chick giving it to you says sorry about the wait turn to her and say na dont worry about it, it looks good on ya

[Nate]

next time you are waiting for ur food at the local food place and the chick giving it to you says sorry about the wait turn to her and say na dont worry about it, it looks good on ya

[Nate]

then watch for the slap

[Nate]

then watch for the slap