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Tony Nitrous
23-09-2005, 09:12 AM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/5186/spring6xw.jpg[/URL]

Benz
23-09-2005, 11:56 AM
OK,OK.........thanks for helping me lose my breakfast[xx(]
Er, that's not one long tall Texan is it!!:(
Bring on Winter

Benz
23-09-2005, 11:56 AM
OK,OK.........thanks for helping me lose my breakfast[xx(]
Er, that's not one long tall Texan is it!!:(
Bring on Winter

Gix11
23-09-2005, 11:59 AM
aoh, man! Turn it off.......

Gix11
23-09-2005, 11:59 AM
aoh, man! Turn it off.......

23-09-2005, 01:06 PM
Come on mate, where's the G-string bikini shot? [:p]


Captain Ahab would've turned and sailed the other way if Moby Dick looked that bad.[V]

23-09-2005, 01:06 PM
Come on mate, where's the G-string bikini shot? [:p]


Captain Ahab would've turned and sailed the other way if Moby Dick looked that bad.[V]

Tony Nitrous
23-09-2005, 01:39 PM
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/4497/newbikini18ox.jpg[/URL]
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/605/newbikini22qj.jpg[/URL]
I went for a beer after work with one of our labourers,
Topless barmaid walks past, just wearing high heels and skimpy undies. Mate the labourer spots her cellulite / dimpled arse and balls out "FUCK ME ! ITS GOT HAIL DAMAGE"
:D:D:D:D:D
O well, it was funny at the time,
Not so funny when i got home with a few beers in me and tried it on the Mrs though ! [B)]

Tony.

Tony Nitrous
23-09-2005, 01:39 PM
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/4497/newbikini18ox.jpg[/URL]
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/605/newbikini22qj.jpg[/URL]
I went for a beer after work with one of our labourers,
Topless barmaid walks past, just wearing high heels and skimpy undies. Mate the labourer spots her cellulite / dimpled arse and balls out "FUCK ME ! ITS GOT HAIL DAMAGE"
:D:D:D:D:D
O well, it was funny at the time,
Not so funny when i got home with a few beers in me and tried it on the Mrs though ! [B)]

Tony.

Tony Nitrous
23-09-2005, 01:53 PM
quote:Originally posted by chalk10

Come on mate, where's the G-string bikini shot? [:p]
Captain Ahab would've turned and sailed the other way if Moby Dick looked that bad.[V]


Whats the matter ?
Dont you like "big girls" ?
You like them a bit slimmer ?
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8725/skinnychick7dn.jpg[/URL]

Tony Nitrous
23-09-2005, 01:53 PM
quote:Originally posted by chalk10

Come on mate, where's the G-string bikini shot? [:p]
Captain Ahab would've turned and sailed the other way if Moby Dick looked that bad.[V]


Whats the matter ?
Dont you like "big girls" ?
You like them a bit slimmer ?
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8725/skinnychick7dn.jpg[/URL]

Gix11
23-09-2005, 02:33 PM
Ah Tony. Welcome to Aus mate. Hail damage is the standard term for celulite mate.

Gix11
23-09-2005, 02:33 PM
Ah Tony. Welcome to Aus mate. Hail damage is the standard term for celulite mate.

clairebear
23-09-2005, 03:04 PM
i got news, the last one is dead! she forgot to go home, starved to death.
dang, i dont feel so bad about myself now, (with the possible exception of the hail damage Sir Nitrous!)

clairebear
23-09-2005, 03:04 PM
i got news, the last one is dead! she forgot to go home, starved to death.
dang, i dont feel so bad about myself now, (with the possible exception of the hail damage Sir Nitrous!)

23-09-2005, 03:06 PM
Fuck, get rid of that last one before Davo sees it, his necrophilia will go stratospheric. :D

He'll be down the local morgue in no time. [:I]

Did I ever tell you guys the one about the Sunday Arvo Phone Call. True story. ;)

Mate of mine is a union official (Iknow I know, but we're old uni bar buddies, so I forgave him the commie bit [8D]) and one Sunday afternoon in the late 80's he gets a phone call from an employer (metal work industry) explaing very apologetically that 2 of his workers could never return to the factory again[?]. He would do whatever the union wanted, but these two could never set foot in the factory, or they would be killed - no joke.[?]
Me mate would've been jumping up and down by this time normally, except the employer was a good one, and he was sooooo apologetic, but wouldn't tell him why.
Eventually mate drags the story out of this guy, and immediately agrees that the union would not object to these two being sacked, and black-banned in the industry.:([V][xx(]
So what was the story? These 2 intrepid little piss-heads were a bit pissed-off about the fact that neither of them had ever gotten anywhere with the very cute[:p], very popular[:p], very young[:p], secretary, so they decided to do something about it ;). Went and found out where she was, disturbed her, and were busted by the local plod having sex with her.[:X]


Only thing was she had been killed in a car accident 2 weeks before , and they were in QBN cemetary with shovels. [:0][V]:([xx(]

TRUE STORY, I kid you not, this guy, and his partner who confirmed it, was at our place for dinner that night.

23-09-2005, 03:06 PM
Fuck, get rid of that last one before Davo sees it, his necrophilia will go stratospheric. :D

He'll be down the local morgue in no time. [:I]

Did I ever tell you guys the one about the Sunday Arvo Phone Call. True story. ;)

Mate of mine is a union official (Iknow I know, but we're old uni bar buddies, so I forgave him the commie bit [8D]) and one Sunday afternoon in the late 80's he gets a phone call from an employer (metal work industry) explaing very apologetically that 2 of his workers could never return to the factory again[?]. He would do whatever the union wanted, but these two could never set foot in the factory, or they would be killed - no joke.[?]
Me mate would've been jumping up and down by this time normally, except the employer was a good one, and he was sooooo apologetic, but wouldn't tell him why.
Eventually mate drags the story out of this guy, and immediately agrees that the union would not object to these two being sacked, and black-banned in the industry.:([V][xx(]
So what was the story? These 2 intrepid little piss-heads were a bit pissed-off about the fact that neither of them had ever gotten anywhere with the very cute[:p], very popular[:p], very young[:p], secretary, so they decided to do something about it ;). Went and found out where she was, disturbed her, and were busted by the local plod having sex with her.[:X]


Only thing was she had been killed in a car accident 2 weeks before , and they were in QBN cemetary with shovels. [:0][V]:([xx(]

TRUE STORY, I kid you not, this guy, and his partner who confirmed it, was at our place for dinner that night.

23-09-2005, 03:08 PM
How does the banana on her crotch stay in place, some kind of insert maybe?


no wonder she's smiling:D

23-09-2005, 03:08 PM
How does the banana on her crotch stay in place, some kind of insert maybe?


no wonder she's smiling:D

suxukifreak
23-09-2005, 04:20 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/ana.bmp stuff spring, bring on summer!!!![8D] [:p]

suxukifreak
23-09-2005, 04:20 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/ana.bmp stuff spring, bring on summer!!!![8D] [:p]

gibbo
23-09-2005, 06:51 PM
Hey Tony, I think that fat one up the top sucked all the meat outa the one on the beach.

gibbo
23-09-2005, 06:51 PM
Hey Tony, I think that fat one up the top sucked all the meat outa the one on the beach.

23-09-2005, 07:02 PM
her..............and a few hundred more.

gotta love the "now you see me" look above though :)

23-09-2005, 07:02 PM
her..............and a few hundred more.

gotta love the "now you see me" look above though :)

24-09-2005, 02:45 PM
mmm that beach babe looks like a piece of KFC, finger lickin good.[:p]

24-09-2005, 02:45 PM
mmm that beach babe looks like a piece of KFC, finger lickin good.[:p]

BOHEMION
24-09-2005, 02:55 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH Davo Stop it HAHAHAHAH im getting weird looks from my boss. and now that he has seen it he is laughin!!!

BOHEMION
24-09-2005, 02:55 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH Davo Stop it HAHAHAHAH im getting weird looks from my boss. and now that he has seen it he is laughin!!!

BOHEMION
26-09-2005, 11:28 AM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/111.jpg

BOHEMION
26-09-2005, 11:28 AM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/111.jpg

special-k
26-09-2005, 05:49 PM
that banana thong outfit is a ripper!!!!!!!! lol

special-k
26-09-2005, 05:49 PM
that banana thong outfit is a ripper!!!!!!!! lol