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gibbo
17-09-2005, 03:52 PM
Went in this morning, raining like a bastard so took the car. The honda stand is so fucking big it's like a show all on it's own. Not much to look at though[xx(]. As far as the main brands are concerned it is just like going to the showroom, standard shiny stockers.
The highlight of the show is the Prozac choppers set up, Prozac are I think owned by gotham city brothel, the bikes are unrideable peices of shit, but the GIRLS, the GIRLS, are worth the price of admission[:p][:p];);) plenty of them and lots of variety.

heridesfastbikes
29-09-2005, 07:26 PM
Well Where are the Pics Gibbo? We need girls and bikes.......

heridesfastbikes
29-09-2005, 07:26 PM
Well Where are the Pics Gibbo? We need girls and bikes.......

gibbo
29-09-2005, 07:43 PM
Sorry mate, no camera, this whole digital- computer stuff fucks me up!

gibbo
29-09-2005, 07:43 PM
Sorry mate, no camera, this whole digital- computer stuff fucks me up!

Gix11
29-09-2005, 09:22 PM
I know manuals look scary Gibbo, but give 'em a go mate. It's piss easy really. I went to use a friends scaner the other day and when I switched it on it said Guden Tag (German for Good Day as far as I remember). I said "what's this shit?" and she pipes up with the fact that it's been in German since she got it and it's a piece of shit. I asked her if she had the manual and she said maybe, went and got the box, and there it was still in a sealed plastic wrapper. She'd juts been pressing buttons, willy nilly, since she got it and somehow set it to German and then couldn't understand shit and gave up on it! Can you imagine going to a bike shop you'd never been to before without checking a map and just riding around hoping that you'd eventually run into it? Why are manuals so scary? I'm not digging at you Gibbo mate, or anyone else who doesn't get computers and shit, don't get me wrong, it's just I've had a shit day telling people how do do things that they could do if they just read the fucking manual instead of wasting my fucking time all day! That's all I did.......

Gix11
29-09-2005, 09:22 PM
I know manuals look scary Gibbo, but give 'em a go mate. It's piss easy really. I went to use a friends scaner the other day and when I switched it on it said Guden Tag (German for Good Day as far as I remember). I said "what's this shit?" and she pipes up with the fact that it's been in German since she got it and it's a piece of shit. I asked her if she had the manual and she said maybe, went and got the box, and there it was still in a sealed plastic wrapper. She'd juts been pressing buttons, willy nilly, since she got it and somehow set it to German and then couldn't understand shit and gave up on it! Can you imagine going to a bike shop you'd never been to before without checking a map and just riding around hoping that you'd eventually run into it? Why are manuals so scary? I'm not digging at you Gibbo mate, or anyone else who doesn't get computers and shit, don't get me wrong, it's just I've had a shit day telling people how do do things that they could do if they just read the fucking manual instead of wasting my fucking time all day! That's all I did.......

Gix11
29-09-2005, 09:23 PM
I sound like I've got a stick up my arse don't I?

Gix11
29-09-2005, 09:23 PM
I sound like I've got a stick up my arse don't I?

gibbo
29-09-2005, 10:12 PM
Have a closer look mate, I think it's a cricket bat!
Actualy Gix the fact is I just don't have one, camera that is.

gibbo
29-09-2005, 10:12 PM
Have a closer look mate, I think it's a cricket bat!
Actualy Gix the fact is I just don't have one, camera that is.

Gix11
30-09-2005, 02:44 PM
No worries mate. Just had a shit day yesterday, and you were right, it was a cricket bat. Do you have a scanner maybe?

Gix11
30-09-2005, 02:44 PM
No worries mate. Just had a shit day yesterday, and you were right, it was a cricket bat. Do you have a scanner maybe?

gibbo
30-09-2005, 07:15 PM
No mate, no scanner, no camera, no nothin, if it wasn't for snackpacs a kid would starve[xx(]

gibbo
30-09-2005, 07:15 PM
No mate, no scanner, no camera, no nothin, if it wasn't for snackpacs a kid would starve[xx(]

30-09-2005, 08:38 PM
Go gedt yourself a Lexmark X1185
You can pick'em up for about $100 or so.
They print (bubblejet), photocopy, scan, fax all in one unit. Easy to set up and use.

Dick Smith do a 4.1 megapixel camera for $150. with the one gig memory card it'll do two hours low res audio/video, or shitloads of photos, lots of functions, can even play video straight to TV.

30-09-2005, 08:38 PM
Go gedt yourself a Lexmark X1185
You can pick'em up for about $100 or so.
They print (bubblejet), photocopy, scan, fax all in one unit. Easy to set up and use.

Dick Smith do a 4.1 megapixel camera for $150. with the one gig memory card it'll do two hours low res audio/video, or shitloads of photos, lots of functions, can even play video straight to TV.

Gix11
30-09-2005, 10:56 PM
Chalky. Are you a salesman or what? I'll take two......

Gix11
30-09-2005, 10:56 PM
Chalky. Are you a salesman or what? I'll take two......

BOHEMION
30-09-2005, 11:29 PM
Lexmark = Cheaper to replace the printer then the ink[:p]

BOHEMION
30-09-2005, 11:29 PM
Lexmark = Cheaper to replace the printer then the ink[:p]

Gix11
30-09-2005, 11:33 PM
I'll take one of them as well then. Do you two hang out by any chance?

Gix11
30-09-2005, 11:33 PM
I'll take one of them as well then. Do you two hang out by any chance?

special-k
08-10-2005, 11:04 AM
quote:Originally posted by Gix11

I switched it on it said Guden Tag (German for Good Day as far as I remember). I said "what's this shit?"

Isn't that what the Nazi soldiers yelled at you in Wolfenstein 3D...?

[:o)] [:o)]

special-k
08-10-2005, 11:04 AM
quote:Originally posted by Gix11

I switched it on it said Guden Tag (German for Good Day as far as I remember). I said "what's this shit?"

Isn't that what the Nazi soldiers yelled at you in Wolfenstein 3D...?

[:o)] [:o)]

08-10-2005, 04:55 PM
They said "What's this shit?" ??!!??

Wouldn't they have said "Was ist dis sheis?"

:D

08-10-2005, 04:55 PM
They said "What's this shit?" ??!!??

Wouldn't they have said "Was ist dis sheis?"

:D

08-10-2005, 06:46 PM
nine,shiezen is the term Chalksenheimer schnitzel-volkensvagon dwiver. Badvan has been teachin me Sherman.

08-10-2005, 06:46 PM
nine,shiezen is the term Chalksenheimer schnitzel-volkensvagon dwiver. Badvan has been teachin me Sherman.

08-10-2005, 08:10 PM
And you're butchering that as much as you butcher English :)

08-10-2005, 08:10 PM
And you're butchering that as much as you butcher English :)

08-10-2005, 08:29 PM
;)

08-10-2005, 08:29 PM
;)

special-k
10-10-2005, 10:12 AM
No at the end when the double machine gun armed guy comes through the door he used to shout GUDEN TAG! before blowing you away....

Hmmm, I need to get out more.... [B)]

special-k
10-10-2005, 10:12 AM
No at the end when the double machine gun armed guy comes through the door he used to shout GUDEN TAG! before blowing you away....

Hmmm, I need to get out more.... [B)]

10-10-2005, 10:30 AM
Anybody played Far Cry ?

It's even better than Wolfenstein.

10-10-2005, 10:30 AM
Anybody played Far Cry ?

It's even better than Wolfenstein.