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REPORT BY GIX11:
With this year's AFR being more of a full-on event there's going to be no road trip stories like there normally is, but there's plenty to write about. Read on......
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Friday 28th March
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Although Stu had been in Casino since Wednesday and I rocked up on Thursday, I thought we'd start our write up on the first official day: Friday. With thanks to the lads that showed up early to help set up, I managed to wake up with a hangover. Mind you, that's not as bad as waking up in a one man tent on cold concrete with Rod, wearing only a towel (due to the fact that all his gear got soaked on the ride from Tenterfield) AND a hangover - unlucky Pab, unlucky.
The day was pretty much all about setting up cages, stands and tents, with people starting to arrive from everywhere, including Brad and the guys from Bikecraft down in Melbourne who rocked up in a black Landcruiser and a trailer with one wheel hanging off. Now the only problem there was the Landcruiser was actually meant to be silver but due to some fucked diesel injectors it, and also the timing lights which it
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was carrying, were now black. ...and the trailer with the almost snapped off wheel? Well, that was carrying around $70,000 worth of bikes. Brad's sphincter is still dilated a week later.
In the mass of arrivals came a bunch of Irish guys (Hi Greg, Kev and the lads) who I took to the bottle shop for some much needed refreshment. ...we'll come back to them in a minute. The phone was now ringing non-stop with people getting lost who only lived 2 hours away!
The local constabulary checked in to see what was going on and what a top bunch of blokes they were! Why can't all coppers be like them?
By now the bikes were flowing in strong and fast so it was time to get the beer happening. We all congregated at the club house and discovered
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the only CD available was The Offspring's greatest hits. Nobody seemed to notice it was on constant repeat for about 6 hours.
Little mini parties started happening all over the camp ground so I went and visited "Club Bikecraft", which seemed to have a full DJ set up and a large attendance. While groovin' my pants at said club I got a tap on the shoulder from one of the lads saying "we might need an ambulance, come and look at this". Well, remember the Irish lads I mentioned? Maybe it was the fresh country air that had made Kev very tired or maybe it was the half bottle of whiskey in one cup that he downed, but either way he managed to collapse on his head and knocked himself out cold, taking Pete's newly finished Turbo Busa powered GSXR750 down with him. One Ambulance, a bucket of water and a large calming down session later and all was sweet. (Expensive weekend hey Kev?)
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Saturday 29th March:
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Saturday morning started much the same as Friday morning for me. I think somebody had slipped some alcohol into my rum and coke cans. I suddenly felt a lot better after I saw the Nerang Tyre Shop boys who looked as if they had all been in a fight with a rabid gorilla. Seems that the demise of the Jog Scooter had not deflated their fun the previous night as they, and the 4X4 they had come in, were completely covered in mud. I just had to work out where they'd been......
Saturday saw the start of the public showing up, and fuck me did they come in thier droves! What a great sight! It was about now that we realised we had a drag strip to sort out, made from a decommissioned runway and "that blue box over there". After 3 hours of pressing buttons, moving sensors and ringing the people that hired us the gear
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we admitted defeat and went with a "Grudge Match" set up (i.e. Christmas tree but no timing). As it turns out, not many people gave a shit as they didn't stop at the 1/4 mile, they just hammered on to see what top speed they could get at the end of the runway. All you could see was teeth where the eyes should be in the helmets of the returning bikes.
I then discovered I'd shot myself in the foot, as me and Ben were the only ones who knew how to work the lights, which meant I was stuck there until I could get someone else to take the time to work it out. Bugger. From the reports I got Sammo (who had dislocated his knee just two days before and was walking on crutches), Pesh and the other stunt boys were going off big time down at the other end, and Stu was doing some interview with a TV crew?! Where the fuck did they come from? |
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The runs were thick and fast all day until about 4pm when we decided to take a half hour break. This is when the stunt boys came over and did some high speed stuff, much to the delight of the locals who had set up camp next to the track with a gazebo and about 15 cases of beer. They weren't goin' nowhere!
At 6 O'clock we shut everything down to comply with the campground policy and headed into the club house (also on site) where 3 bands pounded out some fuckin' LOUD music! I think we might need to allow for an outdoor marquee next year!
I bumped into Kev shortly after the band finished (actually I bumped into most things). Kev was our floor headbutter from the night before. He spent the night in hospital and had some nice stitches in his head. |
The doctors had told him to stay off the grog, so he did, but I think his mate found it, and this time HE passed out. I came into the scene with him wrapped in caution tape and "PAID" stamps all over his shaved head. Meanwhile Wronger (One of the "Sloth Industries" Boys) had decided to wrap my bike up in caution tape while it was unattended. Must have taken him bloody ages! |

Sunday 30th March:
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De Ja Vu! I'm sure I felt like this recently, except today is worse, much worse, so much worse that the egg and bacon roll looks like it might beat me up. (It remained on my ute seat for the whole day, in fact I think it's still there now...). The realisation that we had "broken even" (as far as money paid out for the event was concerned) the night before had made me a Stu celebrate a little harder than we realised.
The only way to clear my head was to go for a ride. I'd missed the group ride the day before due to trying to work out bloody timing lights but today I was going no matter what - in fact I ended up leading the group. (How did that happen?) So after the ASF group photo we headed out. Jeff from Rapid Bikes Magazine came for a spin as well but we cut it short due to the fact we had a burnout competition to watch at 11, oh, and also the fact that the foot peg bolt had sheared on Ben's bike (which Stu was borrowing) after the stand was left down and hit the |
ground in the middle of a corner. I did mention Stu was probably still pissed didn't I? A dilated sphincter, much the same as Brad's from a few days previous, was to occur for Stu also.
The amount of people ready to hit the runway when I got back was awesome. Some pro bikes had turned up and the Turbo street bikes were lighting up in every gear for the crowd.
The one I looked forward to seeing each time was Pete's Turbo Busa powered GSXR750 (which we mentioned Kev found earlier). That thing is madder than.... I don't know, something very mad. He managed to blow the gear box up the previous day by shifting it into 1st at ludicrous speed due to forgetting about the race shifter being in reverse. He still managed to rebuild it and have it on the track today! |
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Stu must have REALLY overcooked the night before as he crept off to bed for a few hours saying he had to do some research or something, he told me not to tell anyone, ....so of course I told everyone.
The burnout competition went off while I was (yet again) on the runway sorting out timing lights. All I could see was what looked like a nuclear mushroom cloud appearing every few minutes from the end of the runway. Luckily somebody (Rick I think) had a video camera in there and I have since seen the entire thing. (I will do a special burnout comp video later I reckon as it was so good). The tyre boys were flat out changing good tyres for old ones for people to blow, and the crowd were loving it. The final trophy went to Karl M. from Gladstone on his Busa. |
Mel had a go on the ASF merchandise stand for a while. I think he found his calling in life. "Oi, you! You need a T-shirt!" was heard all afternoon. I was wondering why I saw so many ASF shirts being worn by people with white faces walking around the place!
Towards the end of the afternoon the guys that HAD to go to work in the morning started to trickle out the gates, homeward bound, so everything started to wrap up. Around this time Scotty from Bikecraft thought it would be a good idea to pull some impromptu stunt moves on the "Dirty Tits" bike. I didn't see the action but apparently things didn't go quite according to plan and we had to call the hospital again. Nothing major of course, just nearly lost a finger. "Dirty Tits" was out of commission after that.
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The guys at the club house laid on a big roast for us that night and all the troopers that stayed on tucked into that. By now I was hanging. A massive 4 days had taken it's toll on me and trying to walk was a challenge, let alone giving a speech or trying to organise the customary AFR awards, so for the first time in AFR history we had no awards! (I will of course rectify this in the coming weeks).
By 9am everything was quiet and the 2008 AFR had come to an end. The locals loved it, the campsite owners apparently loved it, and all the guys that came along loved it. It seemed to be a winner all round, so apart from knowing I had to do the clean up in the morning I went to bed knackered but in the knowledge it had been worth all the hard work that Stu and myself had put into organising it. ...and you know what, I |
think we're going to do it all again next year. Whadaya reckon? |

SPECIAL THANKS GOES TO:
Steve and all the staff and residents at Casino Village
Richmond Valley Council
Casino Aero Club
Rapid Bikes Magazine
AUSFR Imports
All the ASF members who attended and helped out in one way or another
Everyone who supported the event by showing up
The Casino Police Department
The bands that played for beer
The stunt guys & gals that powered on the whole weekend
The catering guys from the Club House
The Motorcycle Tyre Shop guys from Nerang
And all the guys that made this event possible - you know who you are!

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Like last year, there was also video cameras in attendance, so without further ado, here is a montage from the weekend. Crank it loud and enjoy:
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.....or just watch it here:
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...and here in it's entirety is the

(This video has been highly compressed and quality is very low)
If you are really keen to have this video in better quality
click this link and you'll go to a "megaupload" page. Add the code and download the file.
BE WARNED - It's 28MB!
It's also here at Google videos
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And so with that, we now present the gallery of the weekend as submitted by various members. A big thanks to all...... |